Why do we keep putting up with the South? (9 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

Does the north even lift?

Not their trucks.

 

[Henry Ford]

Who gets Hawaii?

Probably the West.

 

[Henry Ford]

who gets Guam?

Mexico.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

who gets Guam?

Greggity

 

[NCCommish]

I wouldn't drink the water out of the Mississippi down there. We can lace it with all kinds of interesting stuff.

Something worse than the garbage and oil slicks that currently get sent down from Illinois?Anyway, I've had fruitful discussions with the good people of Florida. They agreed to allow Lake Okeechobee to be used as a reservoir in exchange for six pounds of methamphetamine and a neon green banana hammock.

Good luck with that. I don't know that I would want to rely on Florida for anything, least of which an element necessary for all life.Plus, Florida would have a high risk for rebellion. Many of the people and most of the money came from the Northeast anyway.

Lake Okeechobee is in the part of Florida considered to be south Georgia. There will be no trouble. And the dilettantes in South Florida won't do anything.

South Georgia goes as far south as Jupiter and West Palm?

Never been to Clewiston I take it.

 

[dgreen]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off. So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off.So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

and poutine

 

[dgreen]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off.So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

and poutine

Noted. That's a good one.

 

[TheIronSheik]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off.So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

and poutine

We can get poutine because we border Canada with Pennsylvania.

 

[NCCommish]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off.So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

and poutine

We can get poutine because we border Canada with Pennsylvania.

Yeah thanks to our good buddy. I think maybe he is really playing for our side here. O better do some clean up.

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

 

[dgreen]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

Don't take the bait. He's just trying to create in-fighting among us. We can debate that after we achieve world dominance.

 

[moleculo]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

Don't take the bait. He's just trying to create in-fighting among us. We can debate that after we achieve world dominance.

That's like saying we'll talk about the rent after you sign the lease.

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

 

[NCCommish]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

 

[Henry Ford]

California is taking the avocados for the west. Suck it

They can keep theirs, but they can't have the trees we've already planted.

 

[Henry Ford]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I nominate Jackson. Just so we can say there's a reason to have Mississippi.

 

[Annyong]

I could suck me some avocados like you wouldn't believe.

 

[Annyong]

Illinois claims farts in mason jars.

 

[Henry Ford]

I could suck me some avocados like you wouldn't believe.

Standing on your hands while humming the National Anthem and keeping a hula hoop up around your waist?

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

 

[Annyong]

I could suck me some avocados like you wouldn't believe.

Standing on your hands while humming the National Anthem and keeping a hula hoop up around your waist?

Ever hula ooped w/ a fanny pack? Didn't think so.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Would the north be up to trade South Dakota for North Dakota?

 

[Henry Ford]

The board will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what we do here.

 

[NCCommish]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

You will want to sell us cheese. You will have to sell us cheese. You have nowhere else to go. Europeans aren't buying American cheese.

 

[Henry Ford]

Would the north be up to trade South Dakota for North Dakota?

I'm personally willing to concede both Dakotas in exchange for Anthony Bourdain.

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

You will want to sell us cheese. You will have to sell us cheese. You have nowhere else to go. Europeans aren't buying American cheese.

It's SWISS Cheese. American cheese is produced by Kraft, in Illinois... you know, that state that looked so attractive you gobbled it up.

 

[Henry Ford]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

You will want to sell us cheese. You will have to sell us cheese. You have nowhere else to go. Europeans aren't buying American cheese.

It's SWISS Cheese. American cheese is produced by Kraft, in Illinois... you know, that state that looked so attractive you gobbled it up.

You fool, you don't even realize - with Illinois, we have Lincoln on our side this time.

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

You will want to sell us cheese. You will have to sell us cheese. You have nowhere else to go. Europeans aren't buying American cheese.

It's SWISS Cheese. American cheese is produced by Kraft, in Illinois... you know, that state that looked so attractive you gobbled it up.

You fool, you don't even realize - with Illinois, we have Lincoln on our side this time.

He's dead, Jim.

 

[Henry Ford]

You fool, you don't even realize - with Illinois, we have Lincoln on our side this time.

He's dead, Jim.

Oh, so now you're not at all frightened of zombie Lincoln? Come on.

 

[NCCommish]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

You will want to sell us cheese. You will have to sell us cheese. You have nowhere else to go. Europeans aren't buying American cheese.

It's SWISS Cheese. American cheese is produced by Kraft, in Illinois... you know, that state that looked so attractive you gobbled it up.

Is it made in Switzerland?

 

[Politician Spock]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Well let's see since we have all the natural resources and most of the military I bet we can still get credit. Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. Well maple syrup I guess. But getting paid to play with other people's money isn't really producing anything. At this point there is no guarantee you can continue to do that given your now less than dominate position on the world stage.

Speaking from Ohio, you're losing the #1 producing state of Swiss Cheese. Say bye bye to your ham and swiss lunches, suckers!

You will want to sell us cheese. You will have to sell us cheese. You have nowhere else to go. Europeans aren't buying American cheese.

It's SWISS Cheese. American cheese is produced by Kraft, in Illinois... you know, that state that looked so attractive you gobbled it up.

Is it made in Switzerland?

No. It's Swiss Cheese. Not Switzerland Cheese.

 

[Politician Spock]

You fool, you don't even realize - with Illinois, we have Lincoln on our side this time.

He's dead, Jim.

Oh, so now you're not at all frightened of zombie Lincoln? Come on.

If he's in Illinois, then no.

 

[The Commish]

I wouldn't drink the water out of the Mississippi down there. We can lace it with all kinds of interesting stuff.

Something worse than the garbage and oil slicks that currently get sent down from Illinois?

Anyway, I've had fruitful discussions with the good people of Florida. They agreed to allow Lake Okeechobee to be used as a reservoir in exchange for six pounds of methamphetamine and a neon green banana hammock.

ummm....yeah, that water's not much better at the moment. All those jackoffs from the north have come south demanding golf courses and housing developments. That and the cattle farms up stream from the lake have caused a small contamination problem on the lake. We have crews working on it though.

 

[Henry Ford]

I wouldn't drink the water out of the Mississippi down there. We can lace it with all kinds of interesting stuff.

Something worse than the garbage and oil slicks that currently get sent down from Illinois?

Anyway, I've had fruitful discussions with the good people of Florida. They agreed to allow Lake Okeechobee to be used as a reservoir in exchange for six pounds of methamphetamine and a neon green banana hammock.

ummm....yeah, that water's not much better at the moment. All those jackoffs from the north have come south demanding golf courses and housing developments. That and the cattle farms up stream from the lake have caused a small contamination problem on the lake. We have crews working on it though.

In the meantime, Southeast Louisiana has plenty of water for everyone. No worries.

 

[Annyong]

How many crews?

 

[Henry Ford]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

What can you offer us?

Creationism and Cornhusker fans. PASS.

 

[The Commish]

I wouldn't drink the water out of the Mississippi down there. We can lace it with all kinds of interesting stuff.

Something worse than the garbage and oil slicks that currently get sent down from Illinois?Anyway, I've had fruitful discussions with the good people of Florida. They agreed to allow Lake Okeechobee to be used as a reservoir in exchange for six pounds of methamphetamine and a neon green banana hammock.

Good luck with that. I don't know that I would want to rely on Florida for anything, least of which an element necessary for all life.Plus, Florida would have a high risk for rebellion. Many of the people and most of the money came from the Northeast anyway.

Lake Okeechobee is in the part of Florida considered to be south Georgia. There will be no trouble. And the dilettantes in South Florida won't do anything.

South Georgia goes as far south as Jupiter and West Palm?

Never been to Clewiston I take it.

It's changing...quickly. Belle Glade, not so much. It's pretty much like south Chicago though, so we got that goin' for us.

 

[NCCommish]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.

 

[Henry Ford]

California also produces the most Cannabis in the U.S.

So, we'll be eating guacamole and smoking doobies while you guys are playing with your guns.

Except that Tennessee, Kentucky, NC, Alabama, Florida, and West Virginia are all in the top 10 producers.

 

[NCCommish]

California also produces the most Cannabis in the U.S.

So, we'll be eating guacamole and smoking doobies while you guys are playing with your guns.

Number one cash crop in NC is and has been pot for some time. I think we'll manage.

 

[The Commish]

I wouldn't drink the water out of the Mississippi down there. We can lace it with all kinds of interesting stuff.

Something worse than the garbage and oil slicks that currently get sent down from Illinois?

Anyway, I've had fruitful discussions with the good people of Florida. They agreed to allow Lake Okeechobee to be used as a reservoir in exchange for six pounds of methamphetamine and a neon green banana hammock.

ummm....yeah, that water's not much better at the moment. All those jackoffs from the north have come south demanding golf courses and housing developments. That and the cattle farms up stream from the lake have caused a small contamination problem on the lake. We have crews working on it though.

In the meantime, Southeast Louisiana has plenty of water for everyone. No worries.

 

[Politician Spock]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.

Omaha Steaks! YUM!

 

[Henry Ford]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

What can you offer us?

Creationism and Cornhusker fans. PASS.

I understand how you feel about Husker fans, but creationism? I honestly didn't know anyone around here believed that.

It was a reference to the "Nebraska Man." Probably funnier if you know what that is... though not necessarily.

 

[NCCommish]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.

Omaha Steaks! YUM!

Don't get too happy. Once again our glorious leader is in negotiations. By this time tomorrow you guys may only have a small cranberry bog to call your own.

 

[NCCommish]

O kind of picked a bad time to let you guys stratergize on your own. I don't want to start trouble but if it were me I would be a little upset. You lost the capital. You lost the third biggest city in America. You lost the Liberty Bell. Now I am not a guy that likes to start trouble I'm just sayin'

 

[Politician Spock]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.

Omaha Steaks! YUM!

Don't get too happy. Once again our glorious leader is in negotiations. By this time tomorrow you guys may only have a small cranberry bog to call your own.

Ohio would be the 23rd largest economy in the world if it were its own country. So any negotiation is going to inculde us. Regardless of how it plays out, we always end up on the winning team, just like in presidential elections.

 

[gump]

Where is the southern capital?

Richmond didn't work out so well last time?

I thought the south was claiming Washington?

So you'll take $17 trillion in debt but only half the GDP.

#### YEAH! I LOVE THIS DEAL!!!!

Not so sure those northeastern states you guys re locked into really produce much of anything. .

Didn't this all start because of the PIZZA?

 

[Henry Ford]

I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.

Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.

Omaha Steaks! YUM!

Don't get too happy. Once again our glorious leader is in negotiations. By this time tomorrow you guys may only have a small cranberry bog to call your own.

Ohio would be the 23rd largest economy in the world if it were its own country. So any negotiation is going to inculde us. Regardless of how it plays out, we always end up on the winning team, just like in presidential elections.

"Ohio - slightly more important than average."