So, better than Shreveport?"Ohio - slightly more important than average."Ohio would be the 23rd largest economy in the world if it were its own country. So any negotiation is going to inculde us. Regardless of how it plays out, we always end up on the winning team, just like in presidential elections.Don't get too happy. Once again our glorious leader is in negotiations. By this time tomorrow you guys may only have a small cranberry bog to call your own.Omaha Steaks! YUM!Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.
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Why do we keep putting up with the South? (1 Viewer)
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Henry Ford
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Can't touch Shreveport's Vampire and Werewolf Export ranking, though.So, better than Shreveport?"Ohio - slightly more important than average."Ohio would be the 23rd largest economy in the world if it were its own country. So any negotiation is going to inculde us. Regardless of how it plays out, we always end up on the winning team, just like in presidential elections.Don't get too happy. Once again our glorious leader is in negotiations. By this time tomorrow you guys may only have a small cranberry bog to call your own.Omaha Steaks! YUM!Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.
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Horseshoe poker room isn't terribleCan't touch Shreveport's Vampire and Werewolf Export ranking, though.So, better than Shreveport?"Ohio - slightly more important than average."Ohio would be the 23rd largest economy in the world if it were its own country. So any negotiation is going to inculde us. Regardless of how it plays out, we always end up on the winning team, just like in presidential elections.Don't get too happy. Once again our glorious leader is in negotiations. By this time tomorrow you guys may only have a small cranberry bog to call your own.Omaha Steaks! YUM!Nebraska wasn't a state until two years after the War of Northern Aggression IIRC. But it was pretty much a part of the north's war effort. So I guess you guys get to be yankees.I was going to ask where Nebraska fits in all of this, but who am I kidding? I wouldn't even be offended if the West didn't want us.
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
Lololol
Funny how the South keeps trying to claim everything up North for themselves but the North isn't trying to steal anything we don't already have. Pretty clear sign which is better.
Ditkaless Wonders
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Politician Spock
Footballguy
Shhh... Too soon. Let them shoot themselves in the foot a few dozen more times.
sporthenry
Footballguy
People keep saying this but it isn't really true. Oil wise, California, Alaska, and the Bakken formation will provide more than enough. Not to mention, we border Canada. Shorter pipeline will be safer. Shale gas, Appalachian basin has most single reserves and roughly 1/3 of all reserves. And don't even get into coal with us. It might not be clean, but the North will have plenty of energy, especially in a global world.
mr roboto
Footballguy
N Dakota has energy. We need to keep that. We can live on corn and meat up here. We have water, strategic trade with Canada, oh and with NY, Boston, Philly and Chicago (no you can't have Chicago) far more international banking and trade. But hey, enjoy your hemp and Florida drinking water.
Niagara Falls will power our electric cars for awhile.
dgreen
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Illinois, Pennsylvania, and Missouri were given to us. We didn't make any effort to take them. Would be silly of us to not accept the kind gifts.
On the flip side, the North has been trying to claim Maryland, DC, and Delaware. The North has made multiple attempts and claiming them as their own.
Nobody wants Delaware
sporthenry
Footballguy
What would a post secession Delaware look like? Are they the Ireland of the US with no corporate taxes?
Politician Spock
Footballguy
The north does not want DC's debt.
And despite the buildings looking cool, they cost a lot to maintain, and don't produce any wealth. Really nothing about the area is worth fighting for. Let's just call it a wart on Virgina.
And despite the buildings looking cool, they cost a lot to maintain, and don't produce any wealth. Really nothing about the area is worth fighting for. Let's just call it a wart on Virgina.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Except for, you know, the entire Confederacy. Which you refused to let go.
mr roboto
Footballguy
If 'we' didn't let you go then 'you' owned black people as property.
dgreen
Footballguy
The North should want it (but the South ain't giving it away) so they can control the entire Delaware Bay and to get Bethany, Rehoboth, and Lewes beaches.
Apple Jack
Footballguy
You never know what they're up to in those Dupont factories. Might want to grab it just in case it's something awesome like a bacon trees or non-addictive opiates.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
We're not exactly sure what our great grandfathers saw in the south. With the invention of TV, we've gotten a pretty good look at it now, and can see it's not worth it anymore.
Bye.
Mister CIA
Footballguy
Was thinking Chicago could be dealt to China in exchange for debt forgiveness. Maybe follow up with consulting services - small firearms training, speech training, cheese recognition, etc.
The General
Footballguy
The Pacific Northwest is the smart move here.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Bye! Good luck with your shipping!We're not exactly sure what our great grandfathers saw in the south. With the invention of TV, we've gotten a pretty good look at it now, and can see it's not worth it anymore.
Bye.
NCCommish
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You don't get Alaska and you don't get California as far as I know. And as far as Bakken might want to check with some science guys. Lots of people saying it has already hit peak production. Sad to say oil companies may have lied to us. I know shocking right? And while you are checking you might want to find out how California would even support you. They only produce about 30% of the oil they use themselves.
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NCCommish
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Otis
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NCCommish
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NCCommish
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Otis
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Otis
Footballguy
Yeah sure. How about THE FINANCIAL CAPITOL OF THE UNIVERSE.
AAgainst which you guys are trotting out ATLANTA.
It's hard to have a serious discussion after that.
Otis
Footballguy
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Not until they quit. Or are subject to a disorder. Then they get some drugs developed in the north and get back in the game.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
We've learned our lesson that it's stupid to put up a fight to keep them.
The south wants to leave? OK, bye!
NCCommish
Footballguy
Yeah but that's an assumption you can't make. Why would a dramatically weakened NSA (Northern States of America) be a good haven for anyone's money? Why would anyone not just go with the Euro and blow this pop stand? What's NYC without easy money and the lawyers it employs really?
Otis
Footballguy
And here you are desperate to move North, to escape hot season in your crown jewels of Houston and Dallas.
Otis
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NCCommish
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Politician Spock
Footballguy
Ask Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece and Spain. I hear they have GLOWING reviews of their adoption of the Euro!
Otis
Footballguy
Remind me again about your list of top cities? Because I don't see how you win at anything with Houston, Dallas, Atlanta and Memphis. Honestly New York alone takes those all down. Probably with a few others along the way. Before you know it you've got Shreveport and Arlington staring down the barrel at ####### Chicago, both wondering what the #### they are doing there. Meanwhile Boston is pimp-slapping that girl dog Charlotte into submission with one hand while having a throat grip on Baton Rouge. This is a rout. I'm just sorry guys.
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NCCommish
Footballguy
I see Otis is going to try to bluster his way through the rash of tactical blunders made in his absence. We got Chicago already remember? Your guys gave us Illinois. And since they actually do something there it is more likely to be a productive city after the change. NYC? Not so much. What you should do is huddle with your "leaders" and make sure they don't give us the rest of the country while you are busy tomorrow.
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Politician Spock
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Do you have a link to the poster who gave up Chicago? We need to verify he's a northerner. TIA!
The Commish
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Otis
Footballguy
Yeah, I want to see this. And I want to see on what authority this happened. It's not like the janitor at Google can just sell the company to some guy for fifty bucks.
East Coast Bias
Footballguy
NCCommish
Footballguy
And from where do you derive your authority? I thought you guys were an anarcho-syndicalist commune. People do seem to be taking turns as executive officer.
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