Why do we keep putting up with the South? (1 Viewer)

[Mister CIA]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off.So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

Yeah sure. How about THE FINANCIAL CAPITOL OF THE UNIVERSE.

AAgainst which you guys are trotting out ATLANTA.

It's hard to have a serious discussion after that.

I got it from a reliable source that NYC is a square.

 

[Mister CIA]

Music Throwdown, Round 2:

The North

vs

The South

 

[Todd Andrews]

when the big drought hits, you guys will be begging for some great lakes water.

The North finally fires back. They've been doing so much covering from the South's intense artillery fire that they couldn't even get a shot off.So, the North has the Great Lakes (except for portions bordering Illinois and Pennsylvania). Anything else?

and poutine

Noted. That's a good one.

Yeah, but its tough to compete with the South's pimento cheese sandwich.

 

[Henry Ford]

Can Chicagoland form an independent syndicate with New Orleans and Golden, Co.?

What about a secret tribunal controlling the world?

 

[Mister CIA]

This thread has inspired me; I'm moving to Chile.

 

[Henry Ford]

Funny how the South keeps trying to claim everything up North for themselves but the North isn't trying to steal anything we don't already have. Pretty clear sign which is better.

This began when I pointed out failings in a Northern state and was told it was actually the South. This isn't stealing, it's blatant betrayal of Northern states by the other Northern states. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't killed anyone over this, with the amount of gun violence in your country.

 

[Christo]

Can Chicagoland form an independent syndicate with New Orleans and Golden, Co.?

What about a secret tribunal controlling the world?

Oh, I don't want to control anyone, just exploit them.

 

[Politician Spock]

Can Chicagoland form an independent syndicate with New Orleans and Golden, Co.?

What about a secret tribunal controlling the world?

You get DC, so you get the NSA. Congrats.

 

[Henry Ford]

Can Chicagoland form an independent syndicate with New Orleans and Golden, Co.?

What about a secret tribunal controlling the world?

Oh, I don't want to control anyone, just exploit them.

I think we're arguing semantics, here. You guys bring the sausage and mustaches, we'll bring the booze and loose women, and Colorado can bring the weed, and we'll get this figured out.

A couple of fat guys wearing "mustache ride" t-shirts would really smooth things over, if you think you could manage it. If they puke, they can change into "I got Bourbon faced on #### Street" shirts.

 

[Todd Andrews]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Southexico

 

[Otis]

I love the south pandering to anyone else that will join them. "Come on, please Colorado, pleeeeeease! What about you Oregon, you're free that night, I know you are!" Just admit you're hosed without help.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Southexico

With the exception of our insane brothers in Texas, I don't think most of us care much about "illegals." Hell, they helped rebuild New Orleans after Katrina. Also, I believe that the proper term is "undocumented immigrants."

 

[Henry Ford]

I love the south pandering to anyone else that will join them. "Come on, please Colorado, pleeeeeease! What about you Oregon, you're free that night, I know you are!" Just admit you're hosed without help.

Just because you people wouldn't piss on your own neighbors if they were on fire doesn't mean everybody's a jerk. It's called southern hospitality. When people are being treated poorly by their "friends" we are happy to have them join us.Bunch of mean girls.

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

 

[mr roboto]

I said that Southern Illinois was basically the south partly because that's where Eminence lives. I said they were free to take Illinois south of I-80 (which does not include Chicago). Typical passive aggressive southern bull#### you give an inch... I in no way gave them Chicago.

ETA - you gotta believe me man. Please! I was just trying to disown Em. Can't you see my intentions were good?

 

[mr roboto]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

 

[Otis]

I love the south pandering to anyone else that will join them. "Come on, please Colorado, pleeeeeease! What about you Oregon, you're free that night, I know you are!" Just admit you're hosed without help.

Just because you people wouldn't piss on your own neighbors if they were on fire doesn't mean everybody's a jerk. It's called southern hospitality. When people are being treated poorly by their "friends" we are happy to have them join us.Bunch of mean girls.

We don't have the patience and can't afford the time for this. It's why we step on you on our way to work while you gawk at our big buildings.

 

[Politician Spock]

SOUTHERN EXTORTION!!!11!

 

[Otis]

I said that Southern Illinois was basically the south partly because that's where Eminence lives. I said they were free to take Illinois south of I-80 (which does not include Chicago). Typical passive aggressive southern bull#### you give an inch... I in no way gave them Chicago.

ETA - you gotta believe me man. Please! I was just trying to disown Em. Can't you see my intentions were good?

This is fine.

Chicago is ours, nerds.

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

On behalf of Texas, I apologize for your local government's inability.

 

[Politician Spock]

I said that Southern Illinois was basically the south partly because that's where Eminence lives. I said they were free to take Illinois south of I-80 (which does not include Chicago). Typical passive aggressive southern bull#### you give an inch... I in no way gave them Chicago.

ETA - you gotta believe me man. Please! I was just trying to disown Em. Can't you see my intentions were good?

This is fine.

Chicago is ours, nerds.

So is Pennsylvania.

 

[Premier]

Had a Cuban today. Made by a Cuban. Not that fake bull#### that some guy named Paul makes at your local Applebee's, Otis.

 

[Henry Ford]

I love the south pandering to anyone else that will join them. "Come on, please Colorado, pleeeeeease! What about you Oregon, you're free that night, I know you are!" Just admit you're hosed without help.

Just because you people wouldn't piss on your own neighbors if they were on fire doesn't mean everybody's a jerk. It's called southern hospitality. When people are being treated poorly by their "friends" we are happy to have them join us.Bunch of mean girls.

We don't have the patience and can't afford the time for this. It's why we step on you on our way to work while you gawk at our big buildings.

Sure. Just build your wall, man. Give us our country full of economic growth and crash your economy a few more times.

 

[Christo]

I love the south pandering to anyone else that will join them. "Come on, please Colorado, pleeeeeease! What about you Oregon, you're free that night, I know you are!" Just admit you're hosed without help.

Like you want the town that makes Coors

 

[mr roboto]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

On behalf of Texas, I apologize for your local government's inability.

Wait, what?

 

[Christo]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

 

[mr roboto]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there. We build a wall.

 

[Mister CIA]

Pop Culture:

North

vs

South

Full disclosure, I take 1997 Fran over super-ditz, but that's only because she (Fran) oozes with redeeming quality.

 

[mr fancypants]

I see Otis is going to try to bluster his way through the rash of tactical blunders made in his absence. We got Chicago already remember? Your guys gave us Illinois. And since they actually do something there it is more likely to be a productive city after the change. NYC? Not so much. What you should do is huddle with your "leaders" and make sure they don't give us the rest of the country while you are busy tomorrow.

Do you have a link to the poster who gave up Chicago? We need to verify he's a northerner. TIA!

It was the whole state of Illinois actually. Bizarre strategery

Not really, when you think of the master plan of the north, where the south also acquires Em in the deal. Em becomes

Finance minister for the south thus bringing the south down into financial crises by investing all assets into penny stocks.

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

You own a timeshare in Branson, yes?

 

[Christo]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

 

[Politician Spock]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

All they need to do is read this thread. They'll be carrying bricks and mortar before getting to the last page.

 

[Christo]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

All they need to do is read this thread. They'll be carrying bricks and mortar before getting to the last page.

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[Fennis]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

The North would build a wall to keep the southern rednecks from migrating north. People from Mexico and Central America are welcome.

 

[Mister CIA]

Can I get a list of Southern people who are taking this thread too seriously, por favor.

 

[Christo]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

The North would build a wall to keep the southern rednecks from migrating north. People from Mexico and Central America are welcome.

You are so full of ####.

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

The North would build a wall to keep the southern rednecks from migrating north. People from Mexico and Central America are welcome.

Hope I can transition from my job driving a train caboose to a guy who stops white people from moving north.

$15/hour, correct?

 

[Fennis]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

The North would build a wall to keep the southern rednecks from migrating north. People from Mexico and Central America are welcome.

Hope I can transition from my job driving a train caboose to a guy who stops white people from moving north.

$15/hour, correct?

+ free medical

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Sincerely, Waukegan and Gurnee Mills Mall.

Well they didn't just jump 1,000 miles and land in northern Lake County. ####### Texas let them right on by.

What do you think would happen with secession? They're going to stop heading north all of the sudden?

Well the North States won't take them. They immigrated to the South States. Although I wouldn't blame them for trying to jump another border once they spend some time there.We build a wall.

We're supposed to believe the northern liberals who don't want to protect the border now are going to change all of the sudden?

The North would build a wall to keep the southern rednecks from migrating north. People from Mexico and Central America are welcome.

Hope I can transition from my job driving a train caboose to a guy who stops white people from moving north.

$15/hour, correct?

+ free medical

Found my brand. :billhicks:

 

[Mister CIA]

Looks like nursing homes on the East Coast are closed for daily maintenance. See y'all tomorrow.

 

[mr roboto]

Why would you think I own a timeshare in Branson?

 

[Politician Spock]

Why would you think I own a timeshare in Branson?

People in the south believe everyone in the north owns a timeshare in Branson... or in Gatlinburg, TN or Myrtle Beach, SC.

 

[mr roboto]

Why would you think I own a timeshare in Branson?

People in the south believe everyone in the north owns a timeshare in Branson... or in Gatlinburg, TN or Myrtle Beach, SC.

Gotcha. I do know several people from Chicago who have cabins in the smoky mountains. But honestly, most people from here go to Florida to vacation. Which is why I'm fine with Florida being in the south, because all of the Northern old people can stay down there.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Southexico

With the exception of our insane brothers in Texas, I don't think most of us care much about "illegals." Hell, they helped rebuild New Orleans after Katrina. Also, I believe that the proper term is "undocumented immigrants."

Officer I did not steal this car, my ownership of it is simply undocumented.

 

[bigbottom]

Does the north even lift?

#### yeah, brah.

I'm drunk off my ### and this post made me laugh. I love me some O.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Southexico

With the exception of our insane brothers in Texas, I don't think most of us care much about "illegals." Hell, they helped rebuild New Orleans after Katrina. Also, I believe that the proper term is "undocumented immigrants."

Officer I did not steal this car, my ownership of it is simply undocumented.

Mr. Wonders, I'm afraid you didn't just get caught speeding - you're an illegal driver. You weren't caught urinating in public, you're an illegal pedestrian. You didn't get ticketed for loitering, you're an illegal stander.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and I have actual work to do tomorrow. So I expect a strong counter offensive. Only they're northerners, so they're terrible at being offensive.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Southexico

With the exception of our insane brothers in Texas, I don't think most of us care much about "illegals." Hell, they helped rebuild New Orleans after Katrina. Also, I believe that the proper term is "undocumented immigrants."

Officer I did not steal this car, my ownership of it is simply undocumented.

Mr. Wonders, I'm afraid you didn't just get caught speeding - you're an illegal driver. You weren't caught urinating in public, you're an illegal pedestrian. You didn't get ticketed for loitering, you're an illegal stander.

Out of my great respect for you I will not respond, other than tangentially, to what is very subpar work by you. I suspect you are tired and disinterested and so did not really give this your normal effort.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and GL with the flood of illegals coming across your border.

Southexico

With the exception of our insane brothers in Texas, I don't think most of us care much about "illegals." Hell, they helped rebuild New Orleans after Katrina. Also, I believe that the proper term is "undocumented immigrants."

Officer I did not steal this car, my ownership of it is simply undocumented.

Mr. Wonders, I'm afraid you didn't just get caught speeding - you're an illegal driver. You weren't caught urinating in public, you're an illegal pedestrian. You didn't get ticketed for loitering, you're an illegal stander.

Out of my great respect for you I will not respond, other than tangentially, to what is very subpar work by you. I suspect you are tired and disinterested and so did not really give this your normal effort.

I always appreciate people responding to me to tell me they won't respond. And yes, I care whether you call people illegal immigrants about as much as I care if you call nipples "naughty mountains."

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and I have actual work to do tomorrow. So I expect a strong counter offensive. Only they're northerners, so they're terrible at being offensive.

your FACE is offensive

I don't think this is any big secret. I look like Howard Stern crossed with a dead seahorse.