Wussification of America (1 Viewer)

[grateful zed]

freshmen year in college the teacher showed us how to make h2s (Hydrogen sulfide) which is the rotten egg smell produced by rotting organic matter.

ferris sulfide and hydrochloric acid are the combination.

FeS + 2 HCl → FeCl2 + H2S

well, these chemicals were readilly available in lab so one day i went around mixing the two in class garbage cans where they wouldnt be detected.

the building smelled for a week.

 

[T Bell]

Did everyone get a trophy afterward?

Peens made me laugh....but not at him. This feels weird.

 

[fatness]

My buddy and I staged a "fake" Shakespearean style argument in the hall of my high school that culminated with me shooting him with a starter's pistol we "borrowed" from the track coach's office. It was 1986. If a kid did that today the swat team would have probably been called. As it was I got a Saturday detention that I never attended.

This will go on your Permanent Record.

 

[Widbil83]

Fart bombs were so cool.

 

[kentric]

Fart bombs were so cool.

Maybe the kid was a throwback to bygone eras where FBs were used to climb the social ladder. I'm curious as to whether they found out who did it and what they're going to do to the kids. Hopefully not suspension.

 

[kentric]

Just received the following email:

Subject: 7th Gr. Classroom Sink Clogged

Dear 7th Gr. Parents/Caregivers:

There is a clog in the sink in Mr. ****'s room causing a bad odor in the classroom. We moved the students to another room first thing this morning, and their learning continues uninterrupted. We expect the clog to be resolved soon.

When I see resolved soon I think of what my brother said to me when my mother told us that our dog "passed away". He said, "people pass away, dogs just die".

 

[zamboni]

Just received the following email:

Subject: 7th Gr. Classroom Sink Clogged

Dear 7th Gr. Parents/Caregivers:

There is a clog in the sink in Mr. ****'s room causing a bad odor in the classroom. We moved the students to another room first thing this morning, and their learning continues uninterrupted. We expect the clog to be resolved soon.

When I see resolved soon I think of what my brother said to me when my mother told us that our dog "passed away". He said, "people pass away, dogs just die".

Not sure what the asterisks stand for, but the kids must have a field day with Mr. ****'s name.

 

[kentric]

Just received the following email:

Subject: 7th Gr. Classroom Sink Clogged

Dear 7th Gr. Parents/Caregivers:

There is a clog in the sink in Mr. ****'s room causing a bad odor in the classroom. We moved the students to another room first thing this morning, and their learning continues uninterrupted. We expect the clog to be resolved soon.

When I see resolved soon I think of what my brother said to me when my mother told us that our dog "passed away". He said, "people pass away, dogs just die".

Not sure what the asterisks stand for, but the kids must have a field day with Mr. ****'s name.

I'm shy, so didn't want to put his name.

 

[Two Deep]

The worst part is the prankster is probably serving a mandatory 7-10 years for exploding a bomb on campus.