WWYD in this situation. (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

You are in public you pass out and when you come to you realize you might be dying. You one have enough energy to say one thing before you die.

What would you say?

 

[rockaction]

The antidote to the virus is...:dead:

 

[carverlee]

I have lungs-attached-to-penis syndrome- save me...

 

[IC FBGCav]

Don't watch Oldboy, just dumb. Like this thread.

 

[xulf]

Delete my search history.

 

[chauncey]

Go heels!

 

[avoiding injuries]

Tell my daughter I love her.

 

[Das Boot]

It's the big one Elizabeth!

 

[Ignoramus]

You are in public you pass out and when you come to you realize you might be dying. You one have enough energy to say one thing before you die.

What would you say?

"Help!"

 

[Das Boot]

I told you I was sick.

 

[Ignoramus]

"It was... soap... poisoning!"

 

[gianmarco]

Everyone, wait....

 

[chet]

The Blackhawks better start winning again.

 

[Waylon Jennings]

Give my love to Rose please won't you mister

 

[Henry Ford]

I'd point to someone random and tell everyone else he killed me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"MASHED POTATOES!"

 

[T Bell]

I'd point to someone random and tell everyone else he killed me.

A funny thing from law (which you're undoubtedly familiar with) is the dying declaration hearsay exception. If someone is aware that they are dying imminently (e.g. bleeding to death or something) their statements at that moment are presumed to be true and are admissible despite the general hearsay rule. This of course has its origins in English common law, and also Judeo-Christianity which holds that when faced with one's mortality and impending moral accountability to God at the proverbial pearly gates, one will be saying truthful things.

When the British ruled the Indian subcontinent and of course imposed their laws upon the various peoples there, they came across a problem: In parts of Hindu (or Seikh?) culture, it is customary for someone in their dying moments to slander their enemies, presumably because they won't be around to suffer any consequences for their defamatory statements.

I love #### like this. Anyway, your post reminded me of that.

 

[jamny]

Everyone, wait....

 

[Zegras11]

"eeeeeeeeets ooooooooooooh k"

 

[GOB]

I'd point to somebody and say "You're next."

 

[Mario Kart]

I want sausage and pepperoni on my Tombstone.

 

[Riversco]

Roastbeef...On Rye....With Mustard.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

I'd point to someone random and tell everyone else he killed me.

A funny thing from law (which you're undoubtedly familiar with) is the dying declaration hearsay exception. If someone is aware that they are dying imminently (e.g. bleeding to death or something) their statements at that moment are presumed to be true and are admissible despite the general hearsay rule. This of course has its origins in English common law, and also Judeo-Christianity which holds that when faced with one's mortality and impending moral accountability to God at the proverbial pearly gates, one will be saying truthful things.

When the British ruled the Indian subcontinent and of course imposed their laws upon the various peoples there, they came across a problem: In parts of Hindu (or Seikh?) culture, it is customary for someone in their dying moments to slander their enemies, presumably because they won't be around to suffer any consequences for their defamatory statements.

I love #### like this. Anyway, your post reminded me of that.

man...thats a lot to say as you`re dying

 

[eoMMan]

Who farted?

 

[Juxtatarot]

Aw ####!

 

[Juxtatarot]

Buy HEMP!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhh

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'd point to someone random and tell everyone else he killed me.

A funny thing from law (which you're undoubtedly familiar with) is the dying declaration hearsay exception. If someone is aware that they are dying imminently (e.g. bleeding to death or something) their statements at that moment are presumed to be true and are admissible despite the general hearsay rule. This of course has its origins in English common law, and also Judeo-Christianity which holds that when faced with one's mortality and impending moral accountability to God at the proverbial pearly gates, one will be saying truthful things.

When the British ruled the Indian subcontinent and of course imposed their laws upon the various peoples there, they came across a problem: In parts of Hindu (or Seikh?) culture, it is customary for someone in their dying moments to slander their enemies, presumably because they won't be around to suffer any consequences for their defamatory statements.

I love #### like this. Anyway, your post reminded me of that.

man...thats a lot to say as you`re dying

Friggin' lawyers.

 

[johnnycakes]

Wish me a great season, guys!

 

[Kanil]

Hey everyone, watch this!

 

[AAABatteries]

Call an ambulance.

Tell my wife and kids I love them.

I killed a drifter once to get an erection.

 

[FUBAR]

If I have enough energy to say one thing, I recite the entirety of the internet.

 

[jwp]

Throw my iphone in the river

 

[McGarnicle]

SUCK IT!!! SUCK IT OR I'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Somebody]

I would ask whoever I am with to stand next to my coffin at my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper without saying a word to anyone.

 

[Ignoramus]

"I'm going to miss my good buddy, SLB."

 

[Christo]

The Blackhawks better start winning again.

That or boobies.

 

[T Bell]

"The horror search history, the horror search history!"

 

[skol asylum]

It's a trap!

 

[Henry Ford]

"Tell your mom I said hi."

 

[Foosball God]

It was a good run...

 

[Chaka]

First off, how are you?