Your favorite pair of underwear rip. What do you do? (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

 

[glock]

"There is no vintage underwear of course, but it's not because the guy couldn't sell his underwear, it's because men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underwear vapor.

We don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spoors."

I still bear the scars of seeing my old man in his tighty whiteys- not ripped, but worn thin as onionskin...

 

[offdee]

I probably have about a dozen pairs that match them exactly. For example, I have worn my favorite style of shoe for about 5 years now. When one goes bad, I swap it out with a new pair that are exactly like them. I have several shirts hanging in my closet that match my current shirts exactly but have yet to be worn. If I cared about my underwear (which I don't), I'd have at least a dozen pairs of the same type.

:style:

 

[Ditka Butkus]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

 

[Ditka Butkus]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

are you the same dude that washed his towel after every use cause your ### was so dirty?

I air dry for the most part.

 

[RUSF18]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You are the least appropriately named person on this board. If Butkus and Ditka were dead, they would be rolling over in their graves at how emasculated you are.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You are the least appropriately named person on this board. If Butkus and Ditka were dead, they would be rolling over in their graves at how emasculated you are.

A likely response from a guy with a dirty ###. Clean ### = emasculated, go figure.

 

[glock]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You take a shower to end the day- put underwear on to go to bed- wake up, shower and put on a fresh pair?

 

[RUSF18]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You are the least appropriately named person on this board. If Butkus and Ditka were dead, they would be rolling over in their graves at how emasculated you are.

A likely response from a guy with a dirty ###. Clean ### = emasculated, go figure.

You should look into toilet paper if you have such a dirty ###. They've made a lot of changes to it over the years. Softer, more sheets per roll, comes in a wide variety of colors...

 

[El Floppo]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You take a shower to end the day- put underwear on to go to bed- wake up, shower and put on a fresh pair?

 

[DrJ]

I probably have about a dozen pairs that match them exactly. For example, I have worn my favorite style of shoe for about 5 years now. When one goes bad, I swap it out with a new pair that are exactly like them. I have several shirts hanging in my closet that match my current shirts exactly but have yet to be worn. If I cared about my underwear (which I don't), I'd have at least a dozen pairs of the same type.

:style:

I'm several decades ahead on style. In the future we all wear matching uniforms.

 

[lumpy19]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

 

[glock]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

...after your second shower.

 

[BobbyLayne]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

Sperm killer.

 

[lumpy19]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

Sperm killer.

That's why I go with the cotton at night

 

[lumpy19]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

...after your second shower.

no way...my skin can't handle 2 showers a day

 

[BobbyLayne]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

Sperm killer.

That's why I go with the cotton at night

That's not how it works, guy.

From WebMD:

For about one-half of couples with fertility problems, experts say low sperm count is the cause. But maybe something as simple as changing the kind of underwear a man wears can make a difference.

In the BreezeThe temperature of the testes is at issue: In order for testes to produce sufficient quality and quantity of sperm, the temperature of testes must be lower than the core body temperature.

"That is why [testes] are located outside of the body," explains Celia E. Dominguez, reproductive endocrinologist, Center for Reproductive Medicine at the Emory University School of Medicine. "Testes were made to be out in the breeze."

Testes can overheat when a man wears brief underwear. If the testes are too hot -- several degrees above where they should be -- they are not able to produce sufficient sperm, resulting in low sperm count.

Just be aware, it takes 10 to 11 weeks for sperm to be produced -- so plan accordingly, says Amos Grunebaum, MD, director of clinical maternal-fetal medicine at the New York Hospital-Cornell Weill Medical College.





"You can't just wear boxer shorts the night before romantic date, and expect it to work," he tells WebMD. "Anything you do that damages sperm will affect them for the next 10 to 11 weeks."

Then again, single guys might have a different objective here...

 

[lumpy19]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

Sperm killer.

That's why I go with the cotton at night

That's not how it works, guy.

From WebMD:

For about one-half of couples with fertility problems, experts say low sperm count is the cause. But maybe something as simple as changing the kind of underwear a man wears can make a difference.

In the BreezeThe temperature of the testes is at issue: In order for testes to produce sufficient quality and quantity of sperm, the temperature of testes must be lower than the core body temperature.

"That is why [testes] are located outside of the body," explains Celia E. Dominguez, reproductive endocrinologist, Center for Reproductive Medicine at the Emory University School of Medicine. "Testes were made to be out in the breeze."

Testes can overheat when a man wears brief underwear. If the testes are too hot -- several degrees above where they should be -- they are not able to produce sufficient sperm, resulting in low sperm count.

Just be aware, it takes 10 to 11 weeks for sperm to be produced -- so plan accordingly, says Amos Grunebaum, MD, director of clinical maternal-fetal medicine at the New York Hospital-Cornell Weill Medical College.





"You can't just wear boxer shorts the night before romantic date, and expect it to work," he tells WebMD. "Anything you do that damages sperm will affect them for the next 10 to 11 weeks."

Then again, single guys might have a different objective here...

Well the under armour must allow things to breathe enough, I've got a 3 year old and a 1 year old.

 

[glock]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

...after your second shower.

no way...my skin can't handle 2 showers a day

Oops. That was Butkus.

 

[BobbyLayne]

http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs

during the day

cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night

backup

you change your underwear twice a day?

I shower at night after exercising....after the shower on goes the cotton boxer briefs for sleeping and letting the area breathe. When I wake up in the morning I throw on a fresh pair of the under armour boxer briefs because during the day they don't bunch up or stretch out like the cotton boxer briefs. They keep everything tight.

Sperm killer.

That's why I go with the cotton at night

That's not how it works, guy.

From WebMD:

For about one-half of couples with fertility problems, experts say low sperm count is the cause. But maybe something as simple as changing the kind of underwear a man wears can make a difference.In the Breeze

The temperature of the testes is at issue: In order for testes to produce sufficient quality and quantity of sperm, the temperature of testes must be lower than the core body temperature.

"That is why [testes] are located outside of the body," explains Celia E. Dominguez, reproductive endocrinologist, Center for Reproductive Medicine at the Emory University School of Medicine. "Testes were made to be out in the breeze."

Testes can overheat when a man wears brief underwear. If the testes are too hot -- several degrees above where they should be -- they are not able to produce sufficient sperm, resulting in low sperm count.

Just be aware, it takes 10 to 11 weeks for sperm to be produced -- so plan accordingly, says Amos Grunebaum, MD, director of clinical maternal-fetal medicine at the New York Hospital-Cornell Weill Medical College.















"You can't just wear boxer shorts the night before romantic date, and expect it to work," he tells WebMD. "Anything you do that damages sperm will affect them for the next 10 to 11 weeks."

Then again, single guys might have a different objective here...

Well the under armour must allow things to breathe enough, I've got a 3 year old and a 1 year old.

Meh, who needs 400 million when you have one determined swimmer.

I'm sold on UA, I'm gonna give those a tryout.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You take a shower to end the day- put underwear on to go to bed- wake up, shower and put on a fresh pair?

yes....why not. gotta do laundry anyway.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.

Do you #### in your underwear?

No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear

How many pairs of underwear do you wear every day?

Shower twice, morning and night..so wear two a day.........

You are the least appropriately named person on this board. If Butkus and Ditka were dead, they would be rolling over in their graves at how emasculated you are.

A likely response from a guy with a dirty ###. Clean ### = emasculated, go figure.

You should look into toilet paper if you have such a dirty ###. They've made a lot of changes to it over the years. Softer, more sheets per roll, comes in a wide variety of colors...

yes because we all know dry toilet paper is an excellent cleaning product. Hey man if you are comfortable with your dirty ### and your girlfriend or wife doesn't mind your dirty #### smelling ### when she goes down on you....makes no difference to me. I can tell you one thing... all your comments and badgering about my excellent personal hygiene is not going to convince me to not keep doing what I'm doing.

Why don't we start a poll for the ladies and ask them all things being equal would they rather give oral to a guy who showers and changes his underwear frequently or a guy who doesn't and smells like ####.

 

[RUSF18]

I'm good with the poll. Can we at least have a third "doesn't smell like ####" option for those of us who can properly clean ourselves?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I'm good with the poll. Can we at least have a third "doesn't smell like ####" option for those of us who can properly clean ourselves?

fair enough