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Verlander having an MRI on his shoulder. It's obviously due to KU.

She's not putting out enough? Or is he having to reach around that gut at an awkward angle to lift those huge boobs straining his shoulder?
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Verlander having an MRI on his shoulder. It's obviously due to KU.

She's not putting out enough? Or is he having to reach around that gut at an awkward angle to lift those huge boobs straining his shoulder?
my thought was of him trying to get one of those ham hocks up on his shoulder.
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Maybe you guys should post pics of your girlfriends so we can see how awful Kate Upton is compared to them.

My wife is currently in better shape than Kate Upton. 37 and 2 kids.

But I bet KateU is less of a nagger.

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Maybe you guys should post pics of your girlfriends so we can see how awful Kate Upton is compared to them.

My wife is currently in better shape than Kate Upton. 37 and 2 kids.

But I bet KateU is less of a nagger.

I bet Kate would do my laundry without complaint.

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Maybe you guys should post pics of your girlfriends so we can see how awful Kate Upton is compared to them.

My wife is currently in better shape than Kate Upton. 37 and 2 kids.

But I bet KateU is less of a nagger.

I bet Kate would do my laundry without complaint.

Chubby girls have to work a little harder, so probably..

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Dude, her parents never heard of an orthodantist?

first it's orthodontist

2nd no one looks at your teeth when you have double D's

honestly she doesn't need braces so much as she could use a little gum surgery and some veneers

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I thought Kate looked like I expected. Definitely hot when compared to suburban housewives and certainly doable. Just not hottest woman on the planet. Apparently she does like taking her clothes off and that is a plus.

She would be an amazingly good time for a weekend. Her body is like an amusement park. Carowinds if you will. She just screams sex.

Now JLaw on the other hand is just in another stratosphere.

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I thought Kate looked like I expected. Definitely hot when compared to suburban housewives and certainly doable. Just not hottest woman on the planet. Apparently she does like taking her clothes off and that is a plus.

She would be an amazingly good time for a weekend. Her body is like an amusement park. Carowinds if you will. She just screams sex.

Now JLaw on the other hand is just in another stratosphere.

Oh yeah she definitely seems fun and willing. Yeah I thought Lawrence was hotter in her pics.

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I thought Kate looked like I expected. Definitely hot when compared to suburban housewives and certainly doable. Just not hottest woman on the planet. Apparently she does like taking her clothes off and that is a plus.

She would be an amazingly good time for a weekend. Her body is like an amusement park.

pretty good description

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I thought Kate looked like I expected. Definitely hot when compared to suburban housewives and certainly doable. Just not hottest woman on the planet. Apparently she does like taking her clothes off and that is a plus.

She would be an amazingly good time for a weekend. Her body is like an amusement park.

pretty good description

Smells like popcorn, hot dogs and vomit?

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is this a joke?

:shrug:

ok you had me worried there.

Not a joke. That is not a good look.

That picture in particular makes you want to vomit?

I'm not into naked middle aged men with fake boobs. You find that attractive?

Seriously, that's basically my gut.

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