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I always read these after you all finish playing, they are awesome and this needs to happen more. If Otis ever buys the FFA, he needs to put Hags on staff immediately with back pay. 

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We have a black sheep in our midst!   And what did @krista4 say? When I was ~12, we had a plant that looked like pot growing in our kitchen.  I asked my mom what it was, and she gave me

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MikeIke

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1 hour ago, NotSmart said:

Dang, sorry I missed this one.... darn work!

I played along this evening though.

I wouldn't have done very well. :(

An Italian restaurant?... seriously?... nothing more fun than watching each other slurp down spaghetti on a first date I guess. :oldunsure:

Personally, I enjoy watching my lady slurp things and devour [meat]balls. But, to each their own, I guess. 

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20 minutes ago, McGarnicle said:

There's no way that many people knew the D&D stuff without googling. 

Please... This is a computer-based message board catering to 30+ year old men. You really think it's that hard to believe that ~25 of us played D&D in our earlier years? 

The favorite character I've played was Trinity (named for 80's porn star Trinity Loren,) a female elf that started as a Warrior then learned the ways of a Mage. She became impregnated when raped by a Lich. While pregnant, her group slayed a dragon and she harvested some of its body parts. She used those body parts in spells for her unborn child. When the child was born, she had dragon wings and a breath weapon. Then I used her as my character in the next campaign. 

:nerd:

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, MikeIke said:

Please... This is a computer-based message board catering to 30+ year old men. You really think it's that hard to believe that ~25 of us played D&D in our earlier years? 

The favorite character I've played was Trinity (named for 80's porn star Trinity Loren,) a female elf that started as a Warrior then learned the ways of a Mage. She became impregnated when raped by a Lich. While pregnant, her group slayed a dragon and she harvested some of its body parts. She used those body parts in spells for her unborn child. When the child was born, she had dragon wings and a breath weapon. Then I used her as my character in the next campaign. 

:nerd:

 

 

 

Cool!

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7 hours ago, MikeIke said:

Please... This is a computer-based message board catering to 30+ year old men. You really think it's that hard to believe that ~25 of us played D&D in our earlier years? 

The favorite character I've played was Trinity (named for 80's porn star Trinity Loren,) a female elf that started as a Warrior then learned the ways of a Mage. She became impregnated when raped by a Lich. While pregnant, her group slayed a dragon and she harvested some of its body parts. She used those body parts in spells for her unborn child. When the child was born, she had dragon wings and a breath weapon. Then I used her as my character in the next campaign. 

:nerd:

 

 

 

:shock::wub:

 

Mcgarnicles face is a breath weapon

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, McGarnicle said:

There's no way that many people knew the D&D stuff without googling. 

:goodposting: 

i had to read both questions like 8x over just to try to understand WTF it was saying. :loco: 

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43 minutes ago, rockaction said:

I absolutely had no idea about the D&D question, and seemed to guess completely wrong.  

So tried Google to get an answer and was led to this site to choose different options to get the answers and about 5 levels into it , it told me I need some kind of password or code to continue. I then turned to swearing at hag at the top of my lungs.  

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hagmania

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Let's put this place back on the path to glory with some Sheep.

This will be like any other game of Sheep we have played, with one scoring change! Introducing...

 

@Ned the Black Sheep!

 

If you match any of the Black Sheep's answers, you get ZERO POINTS for the prompt!

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5/11/18 Friday Sheep - The Black Sheep Cometh

PM me what you think the MAJORITY of players will answer for each question. Avoid the Black Sheep.

We abide by the honor code: no googling!

1. A language you wish you knew fluently
2. A Mel Brooks film
3. A holiday that is always celebrated on a Monday
4. One of the best TV theme songs
5. A phrase or idiom with the word "black" in it
6. A good name for a pet owl
7. A brand of soap
8. A cartoon/comic strip cat
9. One of Aesop's fables
10. My favorite bit of self-punishment: the freeform question. What's the perfect way to get away with murder?

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hagmania

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@Ignoramus @Matthias @Merlin @MikeIke @mquinnjr @Murph @Nick Vermeil @Nipsey @Nugget @Peyton Marino @ProstheticRGK @rockaction @scoobus @sho nuff @Sinn Fein @Sullie @ThaPenguin @The Gator @VandyMan @WhatDoIKnow @Wingnut @Worm @Yankee23Fan @belljr @JAMES! @lardonastick @Long Ball Larry

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sho nuff

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5 minutes ago, rockaction said:

Totally in. I was thinking about this the other day. Sorry about the Preds. 

Let's go! 

We shall not mention the Preds for a little while. 

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43 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Let's put this place back on the path to glory with some Sheep.

This will be like any other game of Sheep we have played, with one scoring change! Introducing...

 

@Ned the Black Sheep!

 

If you match any of the Black Sheep's answers, you get ZERO POINTS for the prompt!

===========================================

5/11/18 Friday Sheep - The Black Sheep Cometh

PM me what you think the MAJORITY of players will answer for each question. Avoid the Black Sheep.

We abide by the honor code: no googling!

1. A language you wish you knew fluently
2. A Mel Brooks film
3. A holiday that is always celebrated on a Monday
4. One of the best TV theme songs
5. A phrase or idiom with the word "black" in it
6. A good name for a pet owl
7. A brand of soap
8. A cartoon/comic strip cat
9. One of Aesop's fables
10. My favorite bit of self-punishment: the freeform question. What's the perfect way to get away with murder?

:excited:

 

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hagmania

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Just now, lardonastick said:

PM sent ... I think. Got an error message, but then it disappeared?

May need to resend. Don't have one from you. Box could have been full, been trying to clear out as I enter answers.

If this happened to you too, Ned, then I'm sorry not sorry for the public shaming.

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hagmania

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Just now, Long Ball Larry said:

oops, missed the new rule.

can i re-submit if I want?  kind of feel like i will go cross-eyed trying to figure this out...

does Ned get 0 total points automatically then?

You can resubmit if you'd like. Which wine will you choose?

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5 minutes ago, hagmania said:

May need to resend. Don't have one from you. Box could have been full, been trying to clear out as I enter answers.

If this happened to you too, Ned, then I'm sorry not sorry for the public shaming.

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hagmania

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If you don't see your name below, I either mistakenly deleted your PM or never received it.

 

Current Flock:

AAABatteries
Bob Sacamano
bryhamm
El Floppo
Fred Lane
Getzlaf15
IC FBGCav
lardonastick
Long Ball Larry
Matthias
mquinnjr
mr. furley
Murph
Nick Vermeil
Nugget
ProstheticRGK
rockaction
scoobus
sho nuff
Sinn Fein
Wingnut
Worm

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