Taking my dog on a walk. She's been a real B word tonight so this is going to be a 2 beer walk.
I got pulled over walking my dog.I'm walking along, holding a bag of poo and a beer and I hear a car coming up behind me. THen I hear the quick, one note siren "Beeeewwwww" and see the reflection of the flashing lights on the houses in front of me.
"Excuse me sir! What are you doing out this late?"
"Um walking my dog."
"Whats in your hand?"
"Poop?"
"Your other hand"
At this point my dog has her paws up on the cop car and is sniffing the cop. He pushes her down and gets out. I yank her back and he gets out of the car.
"Oh, this. Just a beer"
"Are you aware it is illegal to have an open container while walking on the street?"
"I thought it was just in the street. I'm on the sidewalk"
"Dump it out. Do you have anything else on you that I should be concerned about?"
:frisk: :findsonemorebeer:
"Are you drunk?"
"Nope, just walking my dog having a beer"
"I'll let you keep this one. Just don't open it til you get home"