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Take a spot at the back of the room. Enjoy the view. (I hope)Going to try yoga today. Is it going to hurt?
Take a spot at the back of the room. Enjoy the view. (I hope)Going to try yoga today. Is it going to hurt?
apologies to 16 but I gotta go with the expert.Reply: Thanks, you too.'Thorn said:Here is another hypothetical. Supposing you met this girl on Saturday night. You talked for a few minutes but weren't interested. But, she's friends with 2 or 3 really hot girls you know, so you act pretty nice, maybe even mildly flirty so she will tell the hot girls. She then friends you on FB on Sunday, and messages you the following on Monday:
fn1. I have pics of me with my newborn nephew on my FB page.fn2. I sort of knew that H (one of the hot girls) had mentioned this, but I didn't realize the extentCute pics with the baby[fn1]... U know chicks love that rite? H**** has been trying to get us to meet for over a year now[fn2].. Just had a first date with J*** on sat. Nite...[fn3] Kinda bad timing...but things have a way of playing themselves out as they should!! So glad to have finally met you.. You are hilarious and very cute[fn4]..would love to hear about ur ireland times sometime[fn5]...its so beautiful there...have a great easter!
C******
fn3. I guess she introduced me to this guy. No idea why it's relevant. If it's been one date, you couldn't see someone else?
fn4. This is false.
fn5. I have lots of Ireland pictures, too.
So, how do I respond to this message, if at all? I want to say, you seemed nice, but I'm not interested, but you have hot friends that I don't want to think I'm a jerk. So tell them I'm cute and funny but don't message me when things with J don't work out.
Polite, but sends the message that you aren't interested. If she's reasonably sane.
I let my buddy borrow my pants and they came back all dirty. Not sure what it is, but looks like he's trying to play a joke on me...ETA - god, my reading comprehension is horrible. might want to read more than the first sentence.I like this idea. But that seems like it might seem a little weird. How about I say that I let someone else borrow my pants and he got the handy and he stained the pants? I'm thinking this is the shark hawk Guster move.I'd recommend lying and saying it is somebody else's jizz on your pants.And if you do have to point out the stain(s) what's the best excuse to use so you don't have to tell the dry cleaner (who is the mother of a girl I grew up with) that the stain is my own DNA which got on the pants due to getting a handy in the parking lot at work (note to Tanner: I did not pay for the handy)
Thoprawishes to all... including anyone in the Dallas area with the tornado coming through
Has anyone ever made a chimpanzee with porn? If so, what was the monkey's reaction?
bdeep prolly hasHas anyone ever made a chimpanzee with porn? If so, what was the monkey's reaction?
Sweet. I think.Vote Old Codger. Proxy to Pickles.
There's an outdated AIDS joke here somewhereHas anyone ever made a chimpanzee with porn? If so, what was the monkey's reaction?
Update?Wife an I spent hours trying to solve this. Feel free to ask questions before choosing your suspect.
Sorry, I got a little excited. And I'm high.fixed my typo.Has anyone ever made a chimpanzee with porn? If so, what was the monkey's reaction?
Did Ebola ensue?Has anyone ever made a chimpanzee watch porn? If so, what was the monkey's reaction?
My bet is Cos got drunk and moved them somewhere else on the property.Update?Wife an I spent hours trying to solve this. Feel free to ask questions before choosing your suspect.
Surprised the uptight religious watch groups haven't hammered this thing to death the way they did the JC Penny ad.well, that Liquid-Plumr ad was... erotic
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Letting another dude borrow your pants is ###er than giving him the handy yourselfI like this idea. But that seems like it might seem a little weird. How about I say that I let someone else borrow my pants and he got the handy and he stained the pants? I'm thinking this is the shark hawk Guster move.I'd recommend lying and saying it is somebody else's jizz on your pants.And if you do have to point out the stain(s) what's the best excuse to use so you don't have to tell the dry cleaner (who is the mother of a girl I grew up with) that the stain is my own DNA which got on the pants due to getting a handy in the parking lot at work (note to Tanner: I did not pay for the handy)
what if it was payment for a backrub?Letting another dude borrow your pants is ###er than giving him the handy yourselfI like this idea. But that seems like it might seem a little weird. How about I say that I let someone else borrow my pants and he got the handy and he stained the pants? I'm thinking this is the shark hawk Guster move.I'd recommend lying and saying it is somebody else's jizz on your pants.And if you do have to point out the stain(s) what's the best excuse to use so you don't have to tell the dry cleaner (who is the mother of a girl I grew up with) that the stain is my own DNA which got on the pants due to getting a handy in the parking lot at work (note to Tanner: I did not pay for the handy)
Unreal. I am so sorry GBToo much death lately..... Too muchI just got a text that one of my really good friends had a heart attack and died today. he was 40.
Sorry Bob.I hate death.Just check FB to find out that a friend of mine from HS lost her battle with cancer today. Also found out yesterday that my GB's mom has uterine cancer.I've said it before and I'll say it again, life is so stupid.
Condolences to everyone. Baby bentley is happily eating the instructions to a Lego set while JR is in preschool. I expect this to cause trouble later.
This thread could sure use some more of you.Letting another dude borrow your pants is ###er than giving him the handy yourselfI like this idea. But that seems like it might seem a little weird. How about I say that I let someone else borrow my pants and he got the handy and he stained the pants? I'm thinking this is the shark hawk Guster move.I'd recommend lying and saying it is somebody else's jizz on your pants.And if you do have to point out the stain(s) what's the best excuse to use so you don't have to tell the dry cleaner (who is the mother of a girl I grew up with) that the stain is my own DNA which got on the pants due to getting a handy in the parking lot at work (note to Tanner: I did not pay for the handy)
So THAT'S his magical formula...Condolences to all, I am in arrears. I have been distracted.
Not to change the subject, but I am ironing, naked, watching the Strip change from day to night. I love this town.
My co-worker asked if I was slurping sperm on the side. That was about it for long hair.
Wait, what?Broke down and got the $30 hair cut with free beer
I don't think GM knows what "free" means.Wait, what?Broke down and got the $30 hair cut with free beer
Ugh. That's terrible. You're too good a guy to have to deal with that crap. I'm thinking of crapping my pants at work tomorrow just to give this thread a little funny.Sorry for the slow response. Yeah, it was the food co-op guy's kid. Pronija pegged the culprit, altho he was pretty far off on the descriptions. The c-op guys in not a hippie at all. More of an off the grid semi-survivalist. But he has great connections at Whole Foods and Central Market, getting lots of great food products from them at really good prices. He has four sons and the oldest worked for me a couple years ago, then the next, and finally this one. They are all very ahrd workers and until this one, the integrity has been spot on. This one caught me off-guard. Knowing his father and brothers, I placed a great deal of trust in him. He was extremely courteous and deferential. He completely snowed me. he was stealing from me from day one. On the last day he stole our wedding rings and some other jewelry. Wife is really pissed.
Anyway, I have know his father a long time and I want to work with him on what to do. All the stuff is in pawn shops, so first order of business will be to get it all retrieved. i don't really want to involve the police, as he'd probably get a couple years and be well on the path to worthless.I want to get my stuff back, but I also want to do whatever will be most likely to get the kid off the path he is on. Its kind of hard to be magnanimous because I get so furious when I think how he deceived me and took advantage of me. I mean, I fixed the kid lunch every day. Made his burgers with no cheese, no tomatoes. Give him advances. Let him get seat time on the tractor to try and learn to use the backhoe, yada, yada.
Anyway, his father is a good man and I told him I would do what he think will be best. His other son is now working on oil rigs in Oklahoma and he is thinking of sending him there where tolerance for bul#### and con artist is very poorly received.
:(Sorry man.My stepdad finished his battle with lung cancer this morning. No need for the spoiler tag, cancer wins again.He taught me how to play chess, which at age 8 I was beating him pretty regularly after a couple of weeks. And he taught me racquetball, where at 17 and 18 years old, I never could beat him. He took care of my mom, who in their 30 years together, was sick more often than she was well. And never once was I "step" anything to him, only his son. Love you Dad.
wha...The first time I used a loofah, I fell in love. It felt so much cleaner getting all that dead skin and sweat off my body. I used so much soap the shower looked like the inside of a washing machine just before the spin cycle. Then i tried washing my pecker with it. I can only desribe the color as an angry purple. Do not try this at home.
Where should I try it?The first time I used a loofah, I fell in love. It felt so much cleaner getting all that dead skin and sweat off my body. I used so much soap the shower looked like the inside of a washing machine just before the spin cycle. Then i tried washing my pecker with it. I can only desribe the color as an angry purple. Do not try this at home.
Sorry for your loss, GB. Thoprawishes.'Bogart said:My stepdad finished his battle with lung cancer this morning. No need for the spoiler tag, cancer wins again.He taught me how to play chess, which at age 8 I was beating him pretty regularly after a couple of weeks. And he taught me racquetball, where at 17 and 18 years old, I never could beat him. He took care of my mom, who in their 30 years together, was sick more often than she was well. And never once was I "step" anything to him, only his son. Love you Dad.
Let me look and see how bad/good my team is. Too many teams going on.Edit: I think I'm in, which team are you? I'm VottoErotic Asphyxia.Cos, GM, Tre....AOD Side bets???!??!??