Things that only Happen in Florida! (1 Viewer)

Osaurus · Aug 25, 2019

Christo said:
They need to make it for home defense only. Someone breaks into your home, you can treat them like the Gimp. Otherwise, back away slowly.

I would agree with that, but it’s been used in a wide variety of situations.

[scooter] · Aug 25, 2019

rustycolts said:
Hazards of golf in Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjXjDfPgOMs

Seems kind of staged. Like the guy was following the gator and intentionally placed his ball in its path.

Tom Servo · Sep 5, 2019

Florida couple parks smart car in kitchen

Tom Servo · Sep 12, 2019

Florida Extreme Wrestling

Tom Servo · Sep 22, 2019

Florida woman bites camel’s nuts

Mrs. Rannous · Sep 22, 2019

Tom Servo said:
Florida woman bites camel’s nuts

"i wasn't thinking." Words to live by.

Leroy Hoard · Sep 22, 2019

Tom Servo said:
Florida woman bites camel’s nuts

Not looking good for Casper's next hump day.

Joe Mammy · Sep 23, 2019

This is a good one that caught me eye in my local newspaper:

FL Couple Has Sex in Police Car, Man Escapes Naked!

E Street Brat · Sep 23, 2019

Tom Servo said:
Florida woman bites camel’s nuts

I've sniffed a camel toe or two..... Yes. I'm from Florida

Mrs. Rannous · Sep 23, 2019

E Street Brat said:
I've sniffed a camel toe or two..... Yes. I'm from Florida

Represent, dude.

Leroy Hoard · Sep 23, 2019

Joe Mammy said:
This is a good one that caught me eye in my local newspaper:

FL Couple Has Sex in Police Car, Man Escapes Naked!

"After Hunter removed a naked Thomas from the car, he knocked the deputy to the ground and ran away before being arrested at a Cold Stone Creamery"

Sounds like that was where the couple were planning to go.

Don Quixote · Oct 10, 2019

Florida Man Accused Of Forcing Alligator To Drink Beer

Leroy Hoard · Oct 10, 2019

Don Quixote said:
Florida Man Accused Of Forcing Alligator To Drink Beer

I think his punishment should hinge on what brand of beer it was.

Tom Servo · Oct 10, 2019

Leroy Hoard said:
I think his punishment should hinge on what brand of beer it was.

You just know it was Coors Light.

Don Quixote · Oct 10, 2019

Tom Servo said:
You just know it was Coors Light.

Found another video. Ding, ding, ding.

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-men-arrested-after-baby-gator-forced-to-drink-coors-light-beer

Tom Servo · Oct 16, 2019

Elderly Florida woman hits boyfriend with metal detector for watching porn

JaxBill · Oct 22, 2019

First Silver Alert I've seen for a Prius. Must be his grandkids car.

@fl511_northeast: A Silver Alert has been issued for Raymond Prather out of Panama City. Look for a 2014 White Toyota Prius Fl Tag...http://fl511.com/List/Alerts

snellman · Oct 22, 2019

Woman Pulled Over For Having Man in Dog Cage in Back of Truck

El Floppo · Oct 24, 2019

Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

Mrs. Rannous · Oct 25, 2019

Alas, these things are not exclusive to Florida.

Tom Servo · Oct 25, 2019

El Floppo said:
Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

Olaf gets raped AND he has to be destroyed? Talk about blaming the victim...

El Floppo · Oct 25, 2019

Tom Servo said:
Olaf gets raped AND he has to be destroyed? Talk about blaming the victim...

I hope they set the unicorn free

General Malaise · Oct 25, 2019

El Floppo said:
I hope they set the unicorn free

I'd prefer they set it on fire, tbh.

eoMMan · Nov 13, 2019

Two people arrested after hiding drugs in baby stroller (girl takes a good mugshot)

Tom Servo · Nov 13, 2019

Florida man arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk

Timothy Kepke, 27, of Hobe Sound allegedly fed some beer to the animal, which also bit him, on Aug. 26 in Palm City, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission report obtained by TC Palm.

Tom Servo · Nov 13, 2019

Florida man asks police to remove mugshot booking photo from their FB page.

"Umm first off I have money and it's all legit and it's all accounted for I do not need to steal and I have a lawyer just for situations like this," Pierce said in a message to local police. "Especially every thing me and my father have done for this area...now I would appreciate you removing my picture nor was in any part or connection."

He added his lawyer was "hungry for a case of slander and defamation of character."

To which the police replied:

"Cody, thanks for your response, our agency is glad you understand that we're looking for you! If you would like to come-on by the Sheriff's Office we will be glad to remove your current photo and replace it with your BOOKING PHOTO!", police said.

Ministry of Pain · Nov 13, 2019

Of all the places, my alma mater

Oboe player dies falling down stairs before concert

AAABatteries · Nov 14, 2019

Ministry of Pain said:
Of all the places, my alma mater

Oboe player dies falling down stairs before concert

Woah

JoeSteeler · Nov 22, 2019

https://wgntv.com/2019/11/22/dog-drives-in-circles-for-an-hour-in-florida-driveway/

JaxBill · Dec 3, 2019

DIY Braces

Tom Servo · Dec 6, 2019

Woman has 4 boyfriends - is pregnant by one of them and engaged to another.

Bossman · Dec 6, 2019

Tom Servo said:
Woman has 4 boyfriends - is pregnant by one of them and engaged to another.

Huh, .... I was expecting her to look very different.

General Malaise · Dec 6, 2019

Tom Servo said:
Woman has 4 boyfriends - is pregnant by one of them and engaged to another.

That might be the ugliest group of 5 human beings I've ever seen in my life.

Leroy Hoard · Dec 6, 2019

General Malaise said:
That might be the ugliest group of 5 human beings I've ever seen in my life.

In a way it's good that they all found each other. Saves 5 other people from that entire freak show.

Kal El · Dec 6, 2019

General Malaise said:
That might be the ugliest group of 5 human beings I've ever seen in my life.

I see uglier people in my local Walmart in Florida. They're odd looking, but not freakishly ugly.

General Malaise · Dec 6, 2019

Kal El said:
I see uglier people in my local Walmart in Florida. They're odd looking, but not freakishly ugly.

We looking at the same people? Not possible.

Fat, bad teeth, bad skin, inbred eyes....yuck.

Kal El · Dec 6, 2019

General Malaise said:
We looking at the same people? Not possible.

Fat, bad teeth, bad skin, inbred eyes....yuck.

The people I saw were skinny, but otherwise accurate. Except for the girl, she looked like two of them.

eoMMan · Dec 16, 2019

Florida man overdoses on meth before being eaten by alligator.

[scooter] · Dec 16, 2019

Bossman said:
Tom Servo said:

Woman has 4 boyfriends - is pregnant by one of them and engaged to another.

Click to expand...

Huh, .... I was expecting her to look very different.

The boyfriends look exactly as I expected.

Tom Servo · Dec 16, 2019

eoMMan said:
Florida man overdoses on meth before being eaten by alligator.

So did the gator get a buzz by secondhand ingestion?

Skipdog77 · Dec 16, 2019

eoMMan said:
Florida man overdoses on meth before being eaten by alligator.

Tom Servo said:
So did the gator get a buzz by secondhand ingestion?

Little dose of narcan, and the gator was right as rain.

Skipdog77 · Dec 16, 2019

Skipdog77 said:
Little dose of narcan, and the gator was right as rain.

ETA: Yes, I know narcan doesn't help with meth overdoses. I wasn't going for 100% scientific fact here.

Leroy Hoard · Dec 16, 2019

eoMMan said:
Florida man overdoses on meth before being eaten by alligator.

With such a grand name as Michael Glenn Ford II, one would expect a better exit from this world.

rustycolts · Dec 16, 2019

eoMMan said:
Florida man overdoses on meth before being eaten by alligator.

Polk county figures.

E Street Brat · Dec 16, 2019

rustycolts said:
Polk county figures.

Hey now.

rustycolts · Dec 16, 2019

E Street Brat said:
Hey now.

Hey at least it's not Lake.

Mr. Mojo · Dec 17, 2019

[scooter] said:
The boyfriends look exactly as I expected.

Mudbloods somehow popped in my head.

rustycolts · Dec 18, 2019

Lots of crazy stuff down here for sure. But you can also see things like these guys or a stray gator or snappin turtle every now and then in your front yard.

https://imgur.com/a/Um4rhCj

E Street Brat · Dec 20, 2019

rustycolts said:
Lots of crazy stuff down here for sure. But you can also see things like these guys or a stray gator or snappin turtle every now and then in your front yard.

https://imgur.com/a/Um4rhCj

Those things make a helluva racket.

Joe Mammy · Dec 20, 2019

rustycolts said:
Lots of crazy stuff down here for sure. But you can also see things like these guys or a stray gator or snappin turtle every now and then in your front yard.

https://imgur.com/a/Um4rhCj

I tried to train our Sand Hill Cranes to get the mail, they are the perfect height for the mailbox. Not having much luck.

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