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Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
The Commish
Footballguy
The Commish
Footballguy
We called county wildlife removal. We have several little lakes, but we also have a bunch of kids and pets around. It needed to be gone. This guy's gonna have to catch that thing again likely.
playin4beer
Footballguy
Surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet... I've heard the story on the radio the last two mornings..
It's a Jeep thing..
It's a Jeep thing..
MindCrime
Footballguy
https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-mom-shot-on-zoom-call/37952730
Cliff’s notes-
Woman on live zoom call shot dead by toddler. People on zoom call 911, say they saw her bloody and fall backwards. Boyfriend (father of toddler) arrested for having the gun in house illegally. Gun was kept in a Paw Patrol (cartoon) bag, with a bullet in chamber “ready to go”. Also, states that toddler likes to play with cap guns.
holy hell the stupid is strong with this one. Unfortunately for the dead mom.
Cliff’s notes-
Woman on live zoom call shot dead by toddler. People on zoom call 911, say they saw her bloody and fall backwards. Boyfriend (father of toddler) arrested for having the gun in house illegally. Gun was kept in a Paw Patrol (cartoon) bag, with a bullet in chamber “ready to go”. Also, states that toddler likes to play with cap guns.
holy hell the stupid is strong with this one. Unfortunately for the dead mom.
Zegras11
Footballguy
. Florida Woman Arrested After ‘Stripping Naked And Using Sex Toy’ At Adult Storehttps://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-arrested-stripping-sex-toy/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=mlah&fbclid=IwAR1FofhxX-30Qd0PUlzJjOfbJx2sN5RvIAzMuy-l689YYefe8cgeX53_Rqs
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
This would be better if she didn't look like Spicoli from Fast Times.
https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-arrested-stripping-sex-toy/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=mlah&fbclid=IwAR1FofhxX-30Qd0PUlzJjOfbJx2sN5RvIAzMuy-l689YYefe8cgeX53_Rqs
The Big Donkey
Footballguy
only a misdemeanor?
https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-arrested-stripping-sex-toy/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=mlah&fbclid=IwAR1FofhxX-30Qd0PUlzJjOfbJx2sN5RvIAzMuy-l689YYefe8cgeX53_Rqs
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Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
E Street Brat
Footballguy
fatness
Footballguy
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Joe Mammy
Footballguy
This is not that far from my house, even my local newspaper link.
If my home is gonna be invaded, this is who I want to break in:
Woman accused of battery on seniors while naked!
If my home is gonna be invaded, this is who I want to break in:
Woman accused of battery on seniors while naked!
James Bond
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
fatness
Footballguy
Mary Shelley has been in Collier County lately.
They still haven't found the horse walking around with an alligator head.
Joe Mammy
Footballguy
He was last seen at Calder going off at 10-1 but they're having a hard time finding him a willing jockey.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
19 year old Florida man charged with extortion for blackmail a state senator by by threatening to release fake photos of her boobs.
Joe Mammy
Footballguy
Very close to home yesterday. I could hear the sirens. I hope this guy was just drunk and not aiming to crash the parade.
Accused reckless driver near Inverness Christmas parade arrested after hitting deputy
Video of cops dragging driver out of the car.
Accused reckless driver near Inverness Christmas parade arrested after hitting deputy
Video of cops dragging driver out of the car.
Galileo
Footballguy
Harry Frogfish
Footballguy
LOFL, I just read this now, I know that chick. Yes, the lead singer who did the peeing is a woman.
After a concert at MSG, we went to a bar across the street. She was at the bar with a friend and I ended up getting her number. We kept in touch now and then but lived on different coasts. BTW, she was on American Idol or one of those shows and went pretty far I heard. I never saw it but I'm sure a search of her name could find her performances quite easily. She landed a gig in Vegas after that for awhile, then back to New York.
That "Brass Against" (The Machine) she did this with made a video that went viral. The band is mostly horns, thus the "Brass" name, and they did a version of a RATM song. She (Sophia) was the singer. So they must've got a little life off that and toured.
She is hot, btw, no joke.
Just looked and yeah, we're still FB friends, lol, but I haven't talked to her in years.
She did say when we first met that she was gonna be famous one day, ha, who knew it would take this/piss!
She's a Michigan grad, fyi, GO MAIZE!!!
Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say
A potential Bobbitt situation, not to mention delayed delivery.
>>There were two people inside the FedEx truck and their injuries were minor. The other two people inside the SUV were found naked, according to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue.
At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex on the male driver, which caused the collision, according to officials.
The driver of the SUV now has injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash, officials said.
It’s unclear whether anyone will be charged in the crash.<<
A potential Bobbitt situation, not to mention delayed delivery.
>>There were two people inside the FedEx truck and their injuries were minor. The other two people inside the SUV were found naked, according to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue.
At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex on the male driver, which caused the collision, according to officials.
The driver of the SUV now has injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash, officials said.
It’s unclear whether anyone will be charged in the crash.<<
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
ignatiusjreilly
Footballguy
ignatiusjreilly
Footballguy
As a transplanted Floridian, I used to love all those "Florida Man" stories, and had a running joke where I would share them on Facebook with the hashtag #FLORIDA!
But eventually I decided that a lot of them were of the "mentally ill person with substance-abuse problems does something stupid" variety and that highlighting them was punching down. So now I try to be a little more discerning with what I'm willing to share. Like a politician doing something dumb, or a genuinely weird occurrence (think: the famous story about the guy who filled his car up with what he thought were dead iguanas).
The woman giving a guy a blowy and causing a crash definitely qualifies, BTW
But eventually I decided that a lot of them were of the "mentally ill person with substance-abuse problems does something stupid" variety and that highlighting them was punching down. So now I try to be a little more discerning with what I'm willing to share. Like a politician doing something dumb, or a genuinely weird occurrence (think: the famous story about the guy who filled his car up with what he thought were dead iguanas).
The woman giving a guy a blowy and causing a crash definitely qualifies, BTW
nirad3
Footballguy
Saw this thread was recently updated and immediately knew it'd be because of this here story.
The Big Donkey
Footballguy
Largest burmese python caught in florida
"NAPLES, Fla. - A team of biologists recently hauled in the heaviest Burmese python ever captured in Florida, officials said.
The female python weighed in at 215 pounds, was nearly 18 feet long, and had 122 developing eggs, the Conservancy of Southwest Florida said in a news release....."
"NAPLES, Fla. - A team of biologists recently hauled in the heaviest Burmese python ever captured in Florida, officials said.
The female python weighed in at 215 pounds, was nearly 18 feet long, and had 122 developing eggs, the Conservancy of Southwest Florida said in a news release....."
Joe Mammy
Footballguy
So my local Regions Bank was robbed today at 12:30. The robber fled on his bicycle. Citrus County Sheriffs Office put a bulletin out on FB with pics of him exiting the bank and riding his bike away.
The funny thing is about 10 people identified him on FB. His buddies outted him.
It's getting crazy out there!
CCSO SEARCHING FOR BANK ROBBER
The funny thing is about 10 people identified him on FB. His buddies outted him.
It's getting crazy out there!
CCSO SEARCHING FOR BANK ROBBER
Ron Swanson
Footballguy
massraider
Footballguy
Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend
Quote:
The motion claims his virtual girlfriend “manipulated Puglisi” and said, “she was in love with him, leading him to believe that they were in an actual relationship.”
Puglisi was a big spender on the website, eventually paying the woman about $6 million, according to the motion. The motion states Puglisi concedes she sent him back about $200,000.
The motion also states almost $11.5 million of the missing money was sent to MyGirlFund and that the total made up “80% of all MGF profits for the time period.”
Quote:
The motion claims his virtual girlfriend “manipulated Puglisi” and said, “she was in love with him, leading him to believe that they were in an actual relationship.”
Puglisi was a big spender on the website, eventually paying the woman about $6 million, according to the motion. The motion states Puglisi concedes she sent him back about $200,000.
The motion also states almost $11.5 million of the missing money was sent to MyGirlFund and that the total made up “80% of all MGF profits for the time period.”
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Osaurus
Footballguy
Didn’t even go with rotisserie. Sad.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
It's a shame he didn't use a goose; TSA would've cooked it for him.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
For some reason this brings tears to my eyes.
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