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Actions/trends that need to be retired immediately (1 Viewer)

satch said:
Hov34 said:
First, wiping your grocery cart down with the "free" wipes at the front door of the grocery store - GTF out of my way, you're not going to catch ebola from a shopping cart you moron
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STF up. You can wait. It's not about catching ebola. I've seen more than enough nasty, inconsiderate ayholes come strolling out of the bathroom stall/urinal and strut right past the sink without washing their hands to know that a quick two second wipe of the cart handle is time well spent. More likely than not they've had their fingers up their crusty nose recently as well.Couldn't care less if the person behind me doesn't like it. Those wipes are there for a reason. The people annoyed by the use of these wipes likely necessitate and justify them.

The real action here that needs to be retired immediately is not washing your hands after using a public restroom.
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Simmer down Gustav... nobody's saying you can't go through your OCD rituals. We're just saying that you don't have to block entry to the establishment for those of us with fully developed immune systems.

 
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satch said:
Hov34 said:
First, wiping your grocery cart down with the "free" wipes at the front door of the grocery store - GTF out of my way, you're not going to catch ebola from a shopping cart you moron
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STF up. You can wait. It's not about catching ebola. I've seen more than enough nasty, inconsiderate ayholes come strolling out of the bathroom stall/urinal and strut right past the sink without washing their hands to know that a quick two second wipe of the cart handle is time well spent. More likely than not they've had their fingers up their crusty nose recently as well.Couldn't care less if the person behind me doesn't like it. Those wipes are there for a reason. The people annoyed by the use of these wipes likely necessitate and justify them.

The real action here that needs to be retired immediately is not washing your hands after using a public restroom.
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Simmer down Gustav... nobody's saying you can't go through your OCD rituals. We're just saying that you don't have to block entry to the establishment for those of us with fully developed immune systems.
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OCD rituals? Blocking the entry? I don't think we're talking about the same thing. I can't imagine how taking a brief second to wipe across the handle once constitutes "blocking the entry". If you're that close to me back the F off.Also want to add that wiping the cart isn't a deal breaker for me. My wife would laugh at those of you saying OCD blah blah. I don't worry about germs much. In fact, she was just giving me a hard time about drinking out of the same water bottle for days on end without washing it. If the wipes are there I'll probably use them because it seems to be more logical than passing them by. But if the wipes aren't there I jst grab a cart and go. I just think complaining about people taking a second to wipe their cart handle is stupid. There's really no downside.

 
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satch said:
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satch said:
Hov34 said:
First, wiping your grocery cart down with the "free" wipes at the front door of the grocery store - GTF out of my way, you're not going to catch ebola from a shopping cart you moron
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STF up. You can wait. It's not about catching ebola. I've seen more than enough nasty, inconsiderate ayholes come strolling out of the bathroom stall/urinal and strut right past the sink without washing their hands to know that a quick two second wipe of the cart handle is time well spent. More likely than not they've had their fingers up their crusty nose recently as well.Couldn't care less if the person behind me doesn't like it. Those wipes are there for a reason. The people annoyed by the use of these wipes likely necessitate and justify them.

The real action here that needs to be retired immediately is not washing your hands after using a public restroom.
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Simmer down Gustav... nobody's saying you can't go through your OCD rituals. We're just saying that you don't have to block entry to the establishment for those of us with fully developed immune systems.
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OCD rituals? Blocking the entry? I don't think we're talking about the same thing. I can't imagine how taking a brief second to wipe across the handle once constitutes "blocking the entry". If you're that close to me back the F off.Also want to add that wiping the cart isn't a deal breaker for me. My wife would laugh at those of you saying OCD blah blah. I don't worry about germs much. In fact, she was just giving me a hard time about drinking out of the same water bottle for days on end without washing it. If the wipes are there I'll probably use them because it seems to be more logical than passing them by. But if the wipes aren't there I jst grab a cart and go. I just think complaining about people taking a second to wipe their cart handle is stupid. There's really no downside.
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Except you in my ####### way.

 
satch said:
[icon] said:
satch said:
Hov34 said:
First, wiping your grocery cart down with the "free" wipes at the front door of the grocery store - GTF out of my way, you're not going to catch ebola from a shopping cart you moron
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STF up. You can wait. It's not about catching ebola. I've seen more than enough nasty, inconsiderate ayholes come strolling out of the bathroom stall/urinal and strut right past the sink without washing their hands to know that a quick two second wipe of the cart handle is time well spent. More likely than not they've had their fingers up their crusty nose recently as well.Couldn't care less if the person behind me doesn't like it. Those wipes are there for a reason. The people annoyed by the use of these wipes likely necessitate and justify them.

The real action here that needs to be retired immediately is not washing your hands after using a public restroom.
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Simmer down Gustav... nobody's saying you can't go through your OCD rituals. We're just saying that you don't have to block entry to the establishment for those of us with fully developed immune systems.
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OCD rituals? Blocking the entry? I don't think we're talking about the same thing. I can't imagine how taking a brief second to wipe across the handle once constitutes "blocking the entry". If you're that close to me back the F off.Also want to add that wiping the cart isn't a deal breaker for me. My wife would laugh at those of you saying OCD blah blah. I don't worry about germs much. In fact, she was just giving me a hard time about drinking out of the same water bottle for days on end without washing it. If the wipes are there I'll probably use them because it seems to be more logical than passing them by. But if the wipes aren't there I jst grab a cart and go. I just think complaining about people taking a second to wipe their cart handle is stupid. There's really no downside.
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I have no dog in this fight, but from my own experience I can say this: When I lived in Texas, the Kroger I went to had a huge opening like any good supermarket should have. It's what I thought all supermarkets had. But the current Giant I go to up here in PA is not the same. It's a nice store on the inside, but whoever designed the entrance was an idiot. It has the 2 doors at the front, one for leaving and one for entering. That goes into a closet of a room where all of the carts are. There is only one door that then enters the store. People are squeezing in and out of it. All it takes is one person to slow down to fiddle with the carts and it's like a human traffic jam. At those places, I do tend to get a little upset when people take their time at the carts.

So maybe you each are talking about two different types of stores and that's why you're at such extremes. Just a guess.

 
Guys complaining about being single on Valentine's Day. I've seen some of this on social media.

Valentine's Day is just a pain in the ### if you are married or have a gf. You should be happy.

 
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Unicycles

Have you ever seen a guy on a unicycle that doesn't look like he's constantly thinking.. "hey, look at me I'm on a unicycle" ?

 
Alright, I've had enough of food trucks.  They used to be kinda neat.  Cheap tacos or whatever... you'd hear the horn and see the silver truck pull up and you'd get a fat burrito for 4 bucks.

Now it's "former executive chefs that are tired of the restaurant industry".  We have 2-3 per week at my building and every single one is some hipsterdooshmobile with $11 burgers or "Korean / Afghani fusion bowls".  We get advanced notice when they're to arrive, and none of their online menus list pricing.  ????

Let's see, spend $15 on a burger and some "truffle tots", walk back to my office and spend more time at my desk?  No thanks.  I'd rather get in my car and either sit at a restaurant or grab the newspaper and spend 8 bucks at Wendy's.

They've officially jumped the shark.  And you can get said shark Parmesan-crusted with some asparagus aoli for just $17.

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And wouldn't you know it, a mere 10 seconds after posting this, I get notified that "Lime" will be pulling up tomorrow.  http://thelimetruck.com/

Look at us, we are hipsters folding our arms.  Neck tat?  Check.  Fauxhawk?  Check. 

Effing lame.

 
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nirad3 said:
Now it's "former executive chefs that are tired of the restaurant industry".  
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There's one near me with a guy from Le Cordon Bleu who makes burritos.  They aren't any better than the xxxBetos places.

The lameness factor goes way up when they are in some random spot.  When the breweries rotate them as their food options, I still want them there.

 
This crap with women shaving the one side of their head.  WTF...its not sexy, its not hot, its just freaking stupid.

 
Women who take their heels off at an event and think its ok to walk around barefoot. It's an embarrassing epidemic at weddings. PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON!

 
offdee said:
Women who take their heels off at an event and think its ok to walk around barefoot. It's an embarrassing epidemic at weddings. PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON!
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I'm visualizing you blushing and covering your face like a japanese school girl watching shuke or gm eat.

 
The use of the word "pivot" needs to stop...quick, fast and in a hurry.

It's like some sort of verbal flu...everyone is using it for every profession lately.

 
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