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Never. Chick is allergic. We got tested when we got together, then she was on the pill, now I'm snipped.How often do you put a bag on it?
Never. Chick is allergic. We got tested when we got together, then she was on the pill, now I'm snipped.How often do you put a bag on it?
I meant if you are banging on average 1.2 random women a week.Never. Chick is allergic. We got tested when we got together, then she was on the pill, now I'm snipped.
Different kind of gambling. You gotta weigh the positives (barebackin' rules) against the negatives (possible disease, knocking a strange lady up).I meant if you are banging on average 1.2 random women a week.
I very much enjoy it raw.Different kind of gambling. You gotta weigh the positives (barebackin' rules) against the negatives (possible disease, knocking a strange lady up).
How much do you love hitting it raw? How averse are you to gonorrhea or herp? Do you keep it if you get her knocked up? Can you trust her that she's on the pill? Lots of variables here.
IIRC it was in Canada so I’m not surprisedA.
JFC is that a real person? JFC. Being dumb/greedy I can understand, but not taking advantage of an edge and telling the house (or state, I guess) about it...wtf.
Along these lines, how much do you make or not make per week/year. Are you a professional gambler and if not, are you working towards being one later?He posts at cappingthegame. I'll dig around for it, but he averages around 50-150 units a year. Which comes out to 2-6 per week over the season, which isn't much. But the dude's free, and that ####'s a grind.
I'm also dicking around with some of my own ideas. With MLB it's important to really just press through the bad days/weeks, it can be a grind.
This is beautifulNot a sports bet, but in the vein of what you're looking for:
Live 1-2 NL with 300 behind, I have KK, other dude has AA, it gets all in on the flop, board is A x x. Turn K, river K.
I'm not talking about beating a props market with micro limits.Because the market self corrects. Tout with 20,000 followers gives out a +300 prop play and in 10 minutes the books drop it to +175. If someone is that good, why wouldn't they bet more instead of waste time appeasing to the masses.
It's a lot easier to beat a market than to tail a guy that's beating the market, because you aren't getting the same lines.
I assumed this as well. At worst, he had to have a pair in the hole that became a set on the flop. I mean, he called Mikey a boogermyet when he spiked the deck off the felt.McD was re-creating the strategy Johnny Chan used in the final hand of that WSOP video he was watching with Petra. Kept checking/calling to convince KGB he was on a draw when McD actually had flopped the nut straight.
We never see KGB’s cards, but it’s assumed KGB was holding AA, the same hand that bankrupted McD in the opening scene. That would have given KGB a set of aces, second-best possible hand on that board.
Correction: All the money got in preflop.Not a sports bet, but in the vein of what you're looking for:
Live 1-2 NL with 300 behind, I have KK, other dude has AA, it gets all in on the flop, board is A x x. Turn K, river K.
Again, I think some dudes like GH are philanthropic and want to do their followers a solid. But the amount of money that gets tailed on his bets is a drop in the bucket in terms of the money that's bet overall in the daily MLB markets.I'm just trying to figure out what benefit someone gains by posting plays for free. The edge in a major market is microscopic. As the market becomes informed, the lines get sharper, and the edge diminishes. Why risk that for a few likes on Twitter?
I'll allow it.Is betting on little league as degenerate as it sounds or hey, if ya got an angle.
Not pro, but I am a winning player. I do well, but I run into the same problem that a lot of prop players run into, which is getting enough money down without getting cut.Along these lines, how much do you make or not make per week/year. Are you a professional gambler and if not, are you working towards being one later?
Yeah, I just streamed The Best of It from Amazon. That would discourage anybody.I generally think professional gamblers aren't very well-rounded people.
I realize this is a dumb question for most here, but what is the best way to fund Bovada? Normal credit card didn't work. I don't own any bitcoin.Literally just opened an account on Bovada yesterday.![]()
related question - where can a fella play online poker nowadays? I don't live in PA or NJ.I realize this is a dumb question for most here, but what is the best way to fund Bovada? Normal credit card didn't work. I don't own any bitcoin.
Bovada is probably easiest. I can't figure out their interface for cash games, it's brutal, but they have a lot of tourneys.related question - where can a fella play online poker nowadays? I don't live in PA or NJ.
thanks. I prefer tourneys anyway. I'm assuming Visa gift card is easiest way to fund so I'll try that.Bovada is probably easiest. I can't figure out their interface for cash games, it's brutal, but they have a lot of tourneys.
There are some smaller networks that have crept back into the US, but Bovada is probably biggest.
BTC is the way to go. After that I think you have to go to a PITA Western Union or something.I realize this is a dumb question for most here, but what is the best way to fund Bovada? Normal credit card didn't work. I don't own any bitcoin.
BitcoinI realize this is a dumb question for most here, but what is the best way to fund Bovada? Normal credit card didn't work. I don't own any bitcoin.
1) Back in the old days, you could tease NFL games profitably if you teased teams that were between -7.5 to -8.5 favorites, or +1.5 to +2.5 dogs. This is because so many NFL games have a margin of 3 or 7 points, they're the two most common scores. It worked when two-team 6 point teases paid +110 or 3 teams paid 185, but books have gotten wise and lowered teaser odds accordingly. A guy names Wong came up with this.Pretty sure I've asked before but what's Wong?
How often to you go with your gut vs your numbers?
Will blindly betting all the overs in the World Cup group stage be profitable?
Are futures bad (probably the wrong word to use) due to your capital being tied up for lengthy amounts of time?
What's the more believable movie: Two for the Money or Draft Day?
I always felt that KGB just assumed Matt Damon missed his draw and couldn't call. I never felt like he had a great hand.I assumed this as well. At worst, he had to have a pair in the hole that became a set on the flop. I mean, he called Mikey a boogermyet when he spiked the deck off the felt.
BOOGERMYETI always felt that KGB just assumed Matt Damon missed his draw and couldn't call. I never felt like he had a great hand.
:mansion:Craziest backdoor cover you've ever been on the winning side for?
To 3-bet preflop and bet every street, he must have had something good. Making a big bet on the end as a bluff to blow Mike off the pot would make sense for maybe a less sophisticated player, but you'd think he'd risk less if he thought Mike had air.I always felt that KGB just assumed Matt Damon missed his draw and couldn't call. I never felt like he had a great hand.
I haven't seen the movie in a while, so I just watched tgat scene again. Matt Damon doubled the blind preflop, I feel like KGB would call with anything there. Damon checks the flop. I feel like KGB's 2k bet was probably a pot size bet to see where he was at, then Damon set the trap and KGB bought it and thought he was on a draw. KGB kept firing at each turn because it looked like it didn't help him and at the end Dam9n would be able to call with a busted draw.To 3-bet preflop and bet every street, he must have had something good. Making a big bet on the end as a bluff to blow Mike off the pot would make sense for maybe a less sophisticated player, but you'd think he'd risk less if he thought Mike had air.
Two other things about that movie:
1) who says no to Petra, geez.
2) The math is all wrong on the hand that Mike plays with Johnny Chan, I think he says they're playing 300/600 (which is a massive game), and he sits down with 6k. Plays tight for an hour, so assume he has about that when he has the big hand. Mike has the button, Johnny Chan raises, and throws 5 chips out. So that's probably to 2500, which is standard. For Mike to re-raise right there, it's probably going to be his entire stack of ~6000, and Chan would be priced in to call. Much less a 5-bet that Chan eventually folds to, they'd have to be playing super deep for that to happen.
You're exactly right. That has always irritated the #### out of me, even more so than Mike saying no to Petra, which Koppelman admitted on Simmons' podcast (you probably heard it) was a mistake by the writers.To 3-bet preflop and bet every street, he must have had something good. Making a big bet on the end as a bluff to blow Mike off the pot would make sense for maybe a less sophisticated player, but you'd think he'd risk less if he thought Mike had air.
Two other things about that movie:
1) who says no to Petra, geez.
2) The math is all wrong on the hand that Mike plays with Johnny Chan, I think he says they're playing 300/600 (which is a massive game), and he sits down with 6k. Plays tight for an hour, so assume he has about that when he has the big hand. Mike has the button, Johnny Chan raises, and throws 5 chips out. So that's probably to 2500, which is standard. For Mike to re-raise right there, it's probably going to be his entire stack of ~6000, and Chan would be priced in to call. Much less a 5-bet that Chan eventually folds to, they'd have to be playing super deep for that to happen.
Would he have really byet...it......awllllll if he was holding rags or a weak pair after McD called him on both the flop and the turn? This isn't a PokerStars free money table - Mike's life was literally on the line. Is he going to call a pot-sized bet on the river if he's on an up-and-down straight draw? I would expect a value bet or a check/showdown from KGB on the river if he didn't at least have a piece.I haven't seen the movie in a while, so I just watched tgat scene again. Matt Damon doubled the blind preflop, I feel like KGB would call with anything there. Damon checks the flop. I feel like KGB's 2k bet was probably a pot size bet to see where he was at, then Damon set the trap and KGB bought it and thought he was on a draw. KGB kept firing at each turn because it looked like it didn't help him.
KGB re-raised preflop, right?I haven't seen the movie in a while, so I just watched tgat scene again. Matt Damon doubled the blind preflop, I feel like KGB would call with anything there. Damon checks the flop. I feel like KGB's 2k bet was probably a pot size bet to see where he was at, then Damon set the trap and KGB bought it and thought he was on a draw. KGB kept firing at each turn because it looked like it didn't help him and at the end Dam9n would be able to call with a busted draw.
AnalysisTo 3-bet preflop and bet every street, he must have had something good. Making a big bet on the end as a bluff to blow Mike off the pot would make sense for maybe a less sophisticated player, but you'd think he'd risk less if he thought Mike had air.
Two other things about that movie:
1) who says no to Petra, geez.
2) The math is all wrong on the hand that Mike plays with Johnny Chan, I think he says they're playing 300/600 (which is a massive game), and he sits down with 6k. Plays tight for an hour, so assume he has about that when he has the big hand. Mike has the button, Johnny Chan raises, and throws 5 chips out. So that's probably to 2500, which is standard. For Mike to re-raise right there, it's probably going to be his entire stack of ~6000, and Chan would be priced in to call. Much less a 5-bet that Chan eventually folds to, they'd have to be playing super deep for that to happen.
I think he probably had something, butbi doubt it was a monster.Would he have really byet...it......awllllll if he was holding rags or a weak pair after McD called him on both the flop and the turn? This isn't a PokerStars free money table - Mike's life was literally on the line. Is he going to call a pot-sized bet on the river if he's on an up-and-down straight draw? I would expect a value bet or a check/showdown from KGB on the river if he didn't at least have a piece.
Nope, Damon basically min. raised and KGB just called.KGB re-raised preflop, right?
Another thing about that hand, if I bet and someone calls and says "I have to or I won't respect myself in the morning" I'm going to shut it all the way down right there.
This. As opposed to saying "respyect is awl you have left in de morning..." and then jizzing down your pant leg by shoving multiple stacks of high society.KGB re-raised preflop, right?
Another thing about that hand, if I bet and someone calls and says "I have to or I won't respect myself in the morning" I'm going to shut it all the way down right there.
I always assumed he either flopped a set, or at worst two pair. Or he was holding rockets and made trips on the river.I think he probably had something, butbi doubt it was a monster.
I also JUST noticed your Jian-Yang avatar.Nice Blink-182 hair.
I want everyone to always read my posts in their head in Jian-Yang's voice.I also JUST noticed your Jian-Yang avatar.![]()
I know. Polk seems like a really smart dude.It's not me, just to be clear
I read 95% of everyone's posts in Jian-Yang's voice anyway, so consider it done.I want everyone to always read my posts in their head in Jian-Yang's voice.
this was worth the peek up in this muthaI want everyone to always read my posts in their head in Jian-Yang's voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwIxMVfvpJYI read 95% of everyone's posts in Jian-Yang's voice anyway, so consider it done.
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No way he had any of those hands and just calls a min. raise preflop, he would have 3 bet.I always assumed he either flopped a set, or at worst two pair. Or he was holding rockets and made trips on the river.