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I'm shocked, shocked, to find that gambling is going on in here.

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'

 
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You know him as Joe the Policeman from the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama.

No one has said "I'll be back" yet?

 
“You see, a year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process so revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of seawater a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?”

“Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever!”

 
Nothing's riding on this except the, uh, first amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country. Not that any of that matters, but if you guys #### up again, I'm going to get mad. 

 
My ##### better have my money, through rain, sleet, or snow. My whore better have my money, not half, not some, but all my cash. ’Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ###.

 
The actual line is: 

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

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I heard differently and like how I heard it with a thick Scottish Brogue.

Oh, heee's goin' ta klyyy imself ta sleep on is great big ooverstuffed pilla.

 
Bracie Smathers said:
The actual line is: 

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

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I heard differently and like how I heard it with a thick Scottish Brogue.

Oh, heee's goin' ta klyyy imself ta sleep on is great big ooverstuffed pilla.
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Heed! Pants! New!

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Tony Giardino : So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie : The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went #### up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie : Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie : Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

I've been trying watch that again for a while with the kids...just not streaming. So good. :lol:

 
You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us, he called us "the bungled and the botched." We get teased. We sometimes get close to greatness, but we never get there. We're the expendable masses. We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin ... get gunned down in Dairy Queens.

See... guy goes to work every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. Gets his nuts so tight in a vice that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. Then one day, 'bout quitting time, boss calls him into the office and says, "Hey Bob, whyncha come on in here and kiss my ### for me, will you?" Well, he says, "Hell with it. I don't care what happens, I just want to see the expression on his face as I jab this pair of scissors into his arm. [sighs] Then he thinks of me. He says, "Waitaminit. I got both my arms, I got both my legs. At least I'm not begging for a living. Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. See, I'm what you call kind of a "moral traffic light", really. I'm like sayin', "Red! Go no further! Boooo-ee boooo-ee boooo-ee..."

 
Scout: I said, 'Hey,' Mr. Cunningham. How's your entailment getting along?

[He turns and looks away]

Scout: Don't you remember me, Mr. Cunningham? I'm Jean Louise Finch. You brought us some hickory nuts one early morning, remember? We had a talk. I went and got my daddy to come out and thank you. I go to school with your boy. I go to school with Walter; he's a nice boy. Tell him 'hey' for me, won't you? You know something, Mr. Cunningham, entailments are bad. Entailments...

[She suddenly becomes self-conscious]

Scout: Atticus, I was just saying to Mr. Cunningham that entailments were bad but not to worry. Takes a long time sometimes...

[to the men who are staring up at her]

Scout: What's the matter? I sure meant no harm, Mr. Cunningham.

 
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