calls from my MIL. she'll call me if my wife doesn't answer sometimes. 5% of the time when she calls me it's for something "important".
95% of the time it goes like this
(phone rings, i answer)
me: hello?
MIL: hallo
(long pause... 15-30 seconds)
me:hello????
MIL: yop, hallo
(longer pause..............)
me: what's up?
MIL: huh? oh, you didn't say anything so i didn't
me: because you called me. i was expecting you to talk.
MIL: oh, yah
(long pause)
me: what's goi.........
MIL: ya know Margie had a stroke
me: ........ng on
MIL: yah, she's in real bad shape
me: that's horrible
MIL: i was at the gas station earlier and dey had deez tings dat, i dunno whatchacallit, dem tings ya use for them phone thingies
me: ????
MIL: yah, so anyways... did you hear on da news dat Aaron Rodgers is dead??
me: ????
MIL: yah, i guess he went to Colorado or something
me: i'm so lost. what??
MIL: tell (wife) that i'm gonna go to Escanaba tomorrow
me: ok
MIL: ok den, talk at ya later
(end call)