General Malaise
Footballguy
Pours out soy milk....You guys and you're pet peeves related to being annoyed by your spouse come supper time are just downright adorable.
Imagine if you will that one day, after 10 years of marriage to the same woman, your wife informed you out of the blue with no forewarning that she was 100% vegan. No more cheese, no more fish, no more crab, no more dairy of any kind....no more 'normal' flour or regular old sugar.....no more honey, no more Sriracha Sauce, nothing that's ever touched, smelled or looked at an animal product was to be consumed by this spouse.
Furthermore, imagine said wife was able to pull two of your five children over to the darkside with her and two of the five who haven't completely lost their sanity went off to college, leaving you, the meat-eating, cheese-worshiping, knuckle-dragging man of the house with just one 7-year old child left who still enjoys the delicious taste of animal.
Picture painted, it's 4pm, you've arrived home from work and are greeted by your vegan wife with the following query: "Do you have any taste for dinner tonight"?
"Yes, honey, I do....only the things I have a taste for aren't made out of flax seeds, cashew milk and kale!"
We used to have a piece of notebook paper on the side of our fridge with about 75 different dinner ideas written on there. Genius idea! It helped solve the dreaded dinner question for 5+ glorious years. That piece of paper? GONE! Ripped to shreds. I don't know what to make for dinner, love.....I didn't go to vegan school, I don't know what ethically sourced plant based matter I'm permitted to eat.
It's fine, the marriage is fine, this is fine.
It's oat milk.