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Can we discuss pet peeves here? (2 Viewers)

Soft serve is definitely a subset of ice cream and if you get served soft serve when ordering ice cream, you should do a little dance because it is superior to regular ice cream in every way.
You are flat out wrong. Soft serve you get basically one flavor. Or, if you are some kind of wizard at the soft serve machine and can twirl chocolate and vanilla together - maybe two.

But real ice cream....man you have so many possibilities.

Tin roof sunday. Chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip. Rocky Road. All kinds of different nuts and m&m's and other cool additives. We are in the glory days of ice cream right now.

I'd like to see that soft serve machine spit out a rocky road soft serve. Be like a guy trying to pass kidney stones.
 
Marijuana. Yeah, i am over that crap. Jesus. Vegas just reeks now. Same with several other cities. Thought we were past smokers messing with everybody else. Nope,lets just go right down that road again.
It's weird how, over the past couple decades, my political tolerance for marijuana, in terms of legalization, etc. has gone up as my personal tolerance for being around it has gone down.

Or maybe it's not weird at all. After all, my personal tolerance of weed has tracked pretty closely with my personal tolerance of cigarettes
For me, cigarettes are WAAAAAAAY worse. I don’t mind the smell of weed. And the smoke doesn’t bother/affect my ability to breath.
totes agree.... I've said it before in this thread but I absolutely hate when folks hang their lung darts out their open car windows while at a stop light.... that smoke invariably finds its way into my car's intake and right into my nose

e2a: and yes, I know I can just hit the "recycle" button on my controls... I do... but still.
 
Marijuana. Yeah, i am over that crap. Jesus. Vegas just reeks now. Same with several other cities. Thought we were past smokers messing with everybody else. Nope,lets just go right down that road again.
It's weird how, over the past couple decades, my political tolerance for marijuana, in terms of legalization, etc. has gone up as my personal tolerance for being around it has gone down.

Or maybe it's not weird at all. After all, my personal tolerance of weed has tracked pretty closely with my personal tolerance of cigarettes
For me, cigarettes are WAAAAAAAY worse. I don’t mind the smell of weed. And the smoke doesn’t bother/affect my ability to breath.
totes agree.... I've said it before in this thread but I absolutely hate when folks hang their lung darts out their open car windows while at a stop light.... that smoke invariably finds its way into my car's intake and right into my nose

e2a: and yes, I know I can just hit the "recycle" button on my controls... I do... but still.
I work at a liquor store in the evenings and let me tell you this is a great way to get a contact high. Some folks come wandering in as if they just rolled out of the Love Macheen from Up in Smoke. And yes, the skunk stank is still way better than cigarette breath standing two feet across from you with the halfie stuck in the ear. :yucky:
 
Soft serve is definitely a subset of ice cream and if you get served soft serve when ordering ice cream, you should do a little dance because it is superior to regular ice cream in every way.
You are flat out wrong. Soft serve you get basically one flavor. Or, if you are some kind of wizard at the soft serve machine and can twirl chocolate and vanilla together - maybe two.

But real ice cream....man you have so many possibilities.

Tin roof sunday. Chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip. Rocky Road. All kinds of different nuts and m&m's and other cool additives. We are in the glory days of ice cream right now.

I'd like to see that soft serve machine spit out a rocky road soft serve. Be like a guy trying to pass kidney stones.

I'm not wrong because a good vanilla IS the best flavor if done right. And you can add m&m,s nuts, whatever to your soft serve as a topping.

The best soft serves, however, are served in those "cake" cones that don't really taste like anything but go with the ice cream like bread and butter. My favorite is when you get down to the bottom of the cone where it's a cross stitch and you have to suck the rest of the ice cream out. Just a wonderful eat experience.
 
I'm not wrong because a good vanilla IS the best flavor if done right. And you can add m&m,s nuts, whatever to your soft serve as a topping.

The best soft serves, however, are served in those "cake" cones that don't really taste like anything but go with the ice cream like bread and butter. My favorite is when you get down to the bottom of the cone where it's a cross stitch and you have to suck the rest of the ice cream out. Just a wonderful eat experience.
This is a very good point.
 
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I have never seen a menu or sign in my life that says "hand dipped ice cream". It either says "ice cream" or "soft serve ice cream"

I have, many times. Your anecdotal evidence does not mean it doesn't exist.
Anyone else in this place seen "hand dipped ice cream" may times? I am skeptical. Although I do realize that you eat obscene amounts of foods, so your experiences are different than us normal eating folks
 
Anybody else peeved that it's called "hand dipped", when it should be "hand scooped"? Nope, just me huh?

Dipping implies that you're taking the ice cream and somehow dipping it into some other substance. If you're Dairy Queen and dipping it into chocolate sauce for a coating/covering, then sure call it dipped. But the high school sophomore at Baskin Robbins digging it out of a 5 gallon bucket isn't hand-dipping it.
 
:shrug:

I have never seen a menu or sign in my life that says "hand dipped ice cream". It either says "ice cream" or "soft serve ice cream"

I have, many times. Your anecdotal evidence does not mean it doesn't exist.
Anyone else in this place seen "hand dipped ice cream" may times? I am skeptical. Although I do realize that you eat obscene amounts of foods, so your experiences are different than us normal eating folks
I’m with you. The reason I was confused about thinking it referred to milkshakes was because I’ve only ever seen it in that context, not in reference to the ice cream
 
Soft serve is definitely a subset of ice cream and if you get served soft serve when ordering ice cream, you should do a little dance because it is superior to regular ice cream in every way.
You are flat out wrong. Soft serve you get basically one flavor. Or, if you are some kind of wizard at the soft serve machine and can twirl chocolate and vanilla together - maybe two.

But real ice cream....man you have so many possibilities.

Tin roof sunday. Chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip. Rocky Road. All kinds of different nuts and m&m's and other cool additives. We are in the glory days of ice cream right now.

I'd like to see that soft serve machine spit out a rocky road soft serve. Be like a guy trying to pass kidney stones.

I'm not wrong because a good vanilla IS the best flavor if done right. And you can add m&m,s nuts, whatever to your soft serve as a topping.

The best soft serves, however, are served in those "cake" cones that don't really taste like anything but go with the ice cream like bread and butter. My favorite is when you get down to the bottom of the cone where it's a cross stitch and you have to suck the rest of the ice cream out. Just a wonderful eat experience.
Soft serve over regular ice cream AND cake cones over sugar? What are you, some sort of comm-yoo-nist?
 
Freeloaders. Individuals that attend a family gathering/event, contribute nothing and expect to be entertained and fed the entire time.
 
Soft serve is definitely a subset of ice cream and if you get served soft serve when ordering ice cream, you should do a little dance because it is superior to regular ice cream in every way.
You are flat out wrong. Soft serve you get basically one flavor. Or, if you are some kind of wizard at the soft serve machine and can twirl chocolate and vanilla together - maybe two.

But real ice cream....man you have so many possibilities.

Tin roof sunday. Chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip. Rocky Road. All kinds of different nuts and m&m's and other cool additives. We are in the glory days of ice cream right now.

I'd like to see that soft serve machine spit out a rocky road soft serve. Be like a guy trying to pass kidney stones.

I'm not wrong because a good vanilla IS the best flavor if done right. And you can add m&m,s nuts, whatever to your soft serve as a topping.

The best soft serves, however, are served in those "cake" cones that don't really taste like anything but go with the ice cream like bread and butter. My favorite is when you get down to the bottom of the cone where it's a cross stitch and you have to suck the rest of the ice cream out. Just a wonderful eat experience.
Soft serve over regular ice cream AND cake cones over sugar? What are you, some sort of comm-yoo-nist?
Waffle cone is the true hero.
 
Marijuana. Yeah, i am over that crap. Jesus. Vegas just reeks now. Same with several other cities. Thought we were past smokers messing with everybody else. Nope,lets just go right down that road again.
It's weird how, over the past couple decades, my political tolerance for marijuana, in terms of legalization, etc. has gone up as my personal tolerance for being around it has gone down.

Or maybe it's not weird at all. After all, my personal tolerance of weed has tracked pretty closely with my personal tolerance of cigarettes
For me, cigarettes are WAAAAAAAY worse. I don’t mind the smell of weed. And the smoke doesn’t bother/affect my ability to breath.
totes agree.... I've said it before in this thread but I absolutely hate when folks hang their lung darts out their open car windows while at a stop light.... that smoke invariably finds its way into my car's intake and right into my nose

e2a: and yes, I know I can just hit the "recycle" button on my controls... I do... but still.
I work at a liquor store in the evenings and let me tell you this is a great way to get a contact high. Some folks come wandering in as if they just rolled out of the Love Macheen from Up in Smoke. And yes, the skunk stank is still way better than cigarette breath standing two feet across from you with the halfie stuck in the ear. :yucky:
I was referring to cigarette smoke. I can handle the dank smell of marijuana just fine.
 
Marijuana. Yeah, i am over that crap. Jesus. Vegas just reeks now. Same with several other cities. Thought we were past smokers messing with everybody else. Nope,lets just go right down that road again.
It's weird how, over the past couple decades, my political tolerance for marijuana, in terms of legalization, etc. has gone up as my personal tolerance for being around it has gone down.

Or maybe it's not weird at all. After all, my personal tolerance of weed has tracked pretty closely with my personal tolerance of cigarettes
For me, cigarettes are WAAAAAAAY worse. I don’t mind the smell of weed. And the smoke doesn’t bother/affect my ability to breath.
totes agree.... I've said it before in this thread but I absolutely hate when folks hang their lung darts out their open car windows while at a stop light.... that smoke invariably finds its way into my car's intake and right into my nose

e2a: and yes, I know I can just hit the "recycle" button on my controls... I do... but still.
I work at a liquor store in the evenings and let me tell you this is a great way to get a contact high. Some folks come wandering in as if they just rolled out of the Love Macheen from Up in Smoke. And yes, the skunk stank is still way better than cigarette breath standing two feet across from you with the halfie stuck in the ear. :yucky:
I was referring to cigarette smoke. I can handle the dank smell of marijuana just fine.
Yes, as was I
 
:shrug:

I have never seen a menu or sign in my life that says "hand dipped ice cream". It either says "ice cream" or "soft serve ice cream"

I have, many times. Your anecdotal evidence does not mean it doesn't exist.
Anyone else in this place seen "hand dipped ice cream" may times? I am skeptical. Although I do realize that you eat obscene amounts of foods, so your experiences are different than us normal eating folks

No need for personal attacks.
 
Anybody else peeved that it's called "hand dipped", when it should be "hand scooped"? Nope, just me huh?

Dipping implies that you're taking the ice cream and somehow dipping it into some other substance. If you're Dairy Queen and dipping it into chocolate sauce for a coating/covering, then sure call it dipped. But the high school sophomore at Baskin Robbins digging it out of a 5 gallon bucket isn't hand-dipping it.

Uh, you've never ordered ice cream in "dips"? Like a double dip cone? Are they dipping that in something?

I feel like you guys are grasping at straws here.
 
I know, from books like "Mindless Eating" (great read, BTW), that adjectives in menus have a significant effect on how we perceive food ("Grandma's homemade meatloaf", "fire-roasted tomatoes", "artisanal bread", etc.)

So which marketing genius came up with the idea of "hand-dipped" milkshakes? Because unlike all those other adjectives, that phrase doesn't whet my appetite. What it does do is force me to picture the minimum-wage teenager behind the counter sticking their hand into my milkshake immediately before serving it to me
it's not marketing, its the type of milkshake they serve. Handdipped is the definition of the ice cream used for the milkshake vs a soft serve
I stand corrected that “hand-dipped” refers to the ice cream rather than the milkshake. But I stand by my positions that a) it’s marketing, and b) it’s an off-putting term because I don’t want to think of other people’s appendages when I’m eating
Every time you guys say hand-dipped ice cream I think of Cousin Eddie's daughter stirring the kool-aid with her hand.
Can I help you with that... please?
 
Anybody else peeved that it's called "hand dipped", when it should be "hand scooped"? Nope, just me huh?

Dipping implies that you're taking the ice cream and somehow dipping it into some other substance. If you're Dairy Queen and dipping it into chocolate sauce for a coating/covering, then sure call it dipped. But the high school sophomore at Baskin Robbins digging it out of a 5 gallon bucket isn't hand-dipping it.

Uh, you've never ordered ice cream in "dips"? Like a double dip cone? Are they dipping that in something?

I feel like you guys are grasping at straws here.
DQ takes a scoop of vanilla, puts it on a cone, and then dips it into a vat of chocolate sauce so it comes out chocolate coated, but vanilla underneath. That's dipped ice cream to me.

Taking an ice cream scoop (the metal spoon/scooper) into a tub, scooping a ball of whatever, putting it into a cone or cup, and then doing it again for a second ball would be "two scoops" or a "double scoop" where I'm from.
 
Anybody else peeved that it's called "hand dipped", when it should be "hand scooped"? Nope, just me huh?

Dipping implies that you're taking the ice cream and somehow dipping it into some other substance. If you're Dairy Queen and dipping it into chocolate sauce for a coating/covering, then sure call it dipped. But the high school sophomore at Baskin Robbins digging it out of a 5 gallon bucket isn't hand-dipping it.

Uh, you've never ordered ice cream in "dips"? Like a double dip cone? Are they dipping that in something?

I feel like you guys are grasping at straws here.
DQ takes a scoop of vanilla, puts it on a cone, and then dips it into a vat of chocolate sauce so it comes out chocolate coated, but vanilla underneath. That's dipped ice cream to me.

Taking an ice cream scoop (the metal spoon/scooper) into a tub, scooping a ball of whatever, putting it into a cone or cup, and then doing it again for a second ball would be "two scoops" or a "double scoop" where I'm from.
Thats a hand dipped vanilla chocolate dipped cone......
 
Anybody else peeved that it's called "hand dipped", when it should be "hand scooped"? Nope, just me huh?

Dipping implies that you're taking the ice cream and somehow dipping it into some other substance. If you're Dairy Queen and dipping it into chocolate sauce for a coating/covering, then sure call it dipped. But the high school sophomore at Baskin Robbins digging it out of a 5 gallon bucket isn't hand-dipping it.

Uh, you've never ordered ice cream in "dips"? Like a double dip cone? Are they dipping that in something?

I feel like you guys are grasping at straws here.
DQ takes a scoop of vanilla, puts it on a cone, and then dips it into a vat of chocolate sauce so it comes out chocolate coated, but vanilla underneath. That's dipped ice cream to me.

Taking an ice cream scoop (the metal spoon/scooper) into a tub, scooping a ball of whatever, putting it into a cone or cup, and then doing it again for a second ball would be "two scoops" or a "double scoop" where I'm from.

I totally agree this is what it should be, I've been slightly shticking in here. But I've heard "single/double dip" used interchangeably with scoops my entire life. Just do a google image search for "double dip ice cream cone".
 
:shrug:

I have never seen a menu or sign in my life that says "hand dipped ice cream". It either says "ice cream" or "soft serve ice cream"

I have, many times. Your anecdotal evidence does not mean it doesn't exist.
Anyone else in this place seen "hand dipped ice cream" may times? I am skeptical. Although I do realize that you eat obscene amounts of foods, so your experiences are different than us normal eating folks
I have seen hand dipped multiple times.
 
The act of dipping is taking a thing and immersing it into another thing like a liquid.

The act of scooping is using an instrument of some kind or your hand, and removing some of said item, placing in into another vessel and you are left with a scoop of said item.
 
is "hand dipped" regional?

like "hoagie" or "grinder"?
Or soda vs. pop vs. Coke?
except saying it's "dipped" just seems wrong based on the definition of the word.

The tool is called an "ice cream scoop" and that is what you use to "scoop" the ice cream scoops. If you are "dipping" the ice cream, it means you have already scooped it onto the cone and are dipping it into chocolate sauce or some other liquid.
 
I know, from books like "Mindless Eating" (great read, BTW), that adjectives in menus have a significant effect on how we perceive food ("Grandma's homemade meatloaf", "fire-roasted tomatoes", "artisanal bread", etc.)

So which marketing genius came up with the idea of "hand-dipped" milkshakes? Because unlike all those other adjectives, that phrase doesn't whet my appetite. What it does do is force me to picture the minimum-wage teenager behind the counter sticking their hand into my milkshake immediately before serving it to me
it's not marketing, its the type of milkshake they serve. Handdipped is the definition of the ice cream used for the milkshake vs a soft serve
The ****?
is this schtcik?

hand dipped ice cream is the ice cream that they scoop out of the flavored bucket for you vs a soft serve/ milkshake machine :shrug:
Wouldn't that be "hand scooped" rather than "hand dipped" ice cream then? Dipped seems like the wrong word there. It's unnecessarily confusing. No one asks for a dip of ice cream, they ask for a scoop of ice cream. The act of obtaining the ice cream from the ice cream container is scooping, not dipping. I could see dip, if you then took the scoop of ice cream and dipped it into something, like chocolate sauce, but that's generally not happening when you make a shake. So dipped is a bad choice of words here.

tldr: what @wlwiles said multiple posts above.
 
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is "hand dipped" regional?

like "hoagie" or "grinder"?
Or soda vs. pop vs. Coke?
except saying it's "dipped" just seems wrong based on the definition of the word.

The tool is called an "ice cream scoop" and that is what you use to "scoop" the ice cream scoops. If you are "dipping" the ice cream, it means you have already scooped it onto the cone and are dipping it into chocolate sauce or some other liquid.
What about when you dip soft serve? Is that soft serve hand dipped?
 
I know, from books like "Mindless Eating" (great read, BTW), that adjectives in menus have a significant effect on how we perceive food ("Grandma's homemade meatloaf", "fire-roasted tomatoes", "artisanal bread", etc.)

So which marketing genius came up with the idea of "hand-dipped" milkshakes? Because unlike all those other adjectives, that phrase doesn't whet my appetite. What it does do is force me to picture the minimum-wage teenager behind the counter sticking their hand into my milkshake immediately before serving it to me
it's not marketing, its the type of milkshake they serve. Handdipped is the definition of the ice cream used for the milkshake vs a soft serve
The ****?
is this schtcik?

hand dipped ice cream is the ice cream that they scoop out of the flavored bucket for you vs a soft serve/ milkshake machine :shrug:
Wouldn't that be "hand scooped" rather than "hand dipped" ice cream then? Dipped seems like the wrong word there. It's unnecessarily confusing. No one asks for a dip of ice cream, they ask for a scoop of ice cream. The act of obtaining the ice cream from the ice cream container is scooping, not dipping. I could see dip, if you then took the scoop of ice cream and dipped it into something, like chocolate sauce, but that's generally not happening when you make a shake. So dipped is a bad choice of words here.
I didn't invent the term
 

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