Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (3 Viewers)

[culdeus]

Dollar getting weak

low energy

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Trump up close to 150k votes in Florida now...

 

[hagmania]

Just gonna start chugging bourbon at some point. Between alcohol, this thread and /pol/ tonight is going to be an elite upper tier occasion for myself.

 

[bud29]

CNN says 0% of the vote is in from Miami-Dade and Palm Beach, and there's nothing from Broward yet. Could swing it bigly once those votes start coming in.

 

[Tony Jabroni]

Hellllo Molly Line....

 

[FreeBaGeL]

At least if Trump wins our taxes will go down?  Right upper middle class guys?

I'm assuming everyone's will here.  Trump is looking out for the rich and this is the FFA.  I assume we're all 1%ers.

 

[Plorfu]

What are you looking at?

My guess? A bowl of tears, and a half-empty handle of Popov.

 

[mr roboto]

Would anyone be surprised to learn that Wolf Blitzer wears women's underwear under his suit?

Yes I would. I figured it was the actual flesh of women. 

 

[cosjobs]

What kinda Ginger beer?

I think Goya is the best (sharpest/#####-slappingest), but tonight I'm using some I got from Trade Joe's. (triple ginger and brewed). Its decent. Better than most.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I have no idea what this means, but I did  as well.

It means a few folks are disturbed by the early returns...meaning if Trump won then Gold might hit 1500 before the stroke of midnight...just my guess.

 

[cstu]

Won't that just make stuff more expensive for everyone?

Listen, you want jobs or what?

 

[The General]

Clinton massively over-performing in Orange County, FL. We had +17, currently at +29. http://benchmark.shareblue.com/florida/ 

Trump's hometown?

 

[Blick]

I have no idea what this means, but I did  as well.

 

[cosjobs]

Dollar getting weak

Your face is weak

 

[bud29]

Hillary takes the lead. Hi, Broward.

 

[culdeus]

So has she come out in favor of TPP yet, or will she wait till Florida gets called for her?

 

[skol asylum]

HRC back up in FL.

 

[ShamrockPride]

S*** about to go down in 10 minutes.

 

[The General]

Wolf telling us Hills has the lead in Florida.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Trump's hometown?

No. Orange county is Orlando

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Hillary takes the lead. Hi, Broward.

Yeah the Miami counties are barely reporting yet.

 

[El Floppo]

IIRC yesterday he mentioned he had actual work to do today, showing some properties to a potential client or something. I'm sure he'll be joining us later tonight. And won't we all be glad.

ETA: I kid, I actually like Tim, bourgeois elitist tendencies, insanely verbose posting and all.

pedantic. you forgot pedantic.

 

[HeavyMatt04]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising. 

Are you aware you don't actually own Florida?

 

[culdeus]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising. 

What about the yard sign count?  That has to count for something?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Just cracked a fine cabernet.  Is this where the elite upper tier folks are drinking tonight?  Can we get some side poker games going along with this?  

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising. 

No one shows up at any of her rallies. She doesn't invite more than a couple hundred people.

Instead she cans her appearances for tv so she can reach hundreds of thousands and prepares them for local evening news.

Pretty dumb huh?

 

[The General]

No. Orange county is Orlando

Orange County because Trump is, you know, orange.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising. 

My link

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Amazing how you can win a handful of counties and take a state.

did we at least pass the marijuana law? 

 

[Riversco]

Active shooter at los angeles polling place im hearing. True?

 

[Thunderlips]

The ####tiest thing about this election is the record breaking numbers its getting.  It's just showing the rest of the world that us Americans are rabidly in love with the lowest common denominator.  If this were two highly qualified, exceptional candidates...we'd get 45% turnout.  Instead in this McDonalds versus 7-11 election....some places are reporting 75+%.... 

 

[FreeBaGeL]

More Florida counties come in, more counties where Trump is underperforming relative to Romney 2012.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Orange County because Trump is, you know, orange.

:whoosh: <---me

 

[culdeus]

Has someone checked on Tim?  I'm starting to get worried.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

With all respect, I ask that you not remind me of last nights game, and don't compare my team to Donald Trump.  There's a line to how far gentlemen should go, after all.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
 

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising. 

Your minute by minute Florida election results are really wanting me to open up a can of tuna in this thread.

 

[SameSongNDance]

Clinton has snatched the lead in Florida again...back and forth. She is winning Orlando where nobody shows up at the HRC rallies, kinda surprising.

rigged

 

[got_nugs]

Amazing how you can win a handful of counties and take a state.

did we at least pass the marijuana law? 

I voted yes.  So we got 1!  vs Publix money could be tough, though.

 

[snogger]

Amazing how you can win a handful of counties and take a state.

did we at least pass the marijuana law? 

Wisconsin is the same.. most counties Red.. But Milwaukee & Madison end up deciding most of the state.

 

[The General]

Fire up the fix is in memes.

 

[Gr00vus]

Active shooter at los angeles polling place im hearing. True?

Active shooter near 2 polling places in Azusa (L.A. county). 1 dead, several wounded. Not clear if the police have apprehended the shooter (or whether the 1 dead is the shooter).

From L.A. Times live:

The gunman, who wore a white shirt and black pants, ran into a home about three doors down from Chavez’s house, he said.

Chavez said he recognized the man as someone who frequently visits and hangs out at his neighbor’s home. He didn’t know the man’s name. He said some of the victims appeared to be neighbors in the area.

 

[Thunderlips]

The ####tiest thing about this election is the record breaking numbers its getting.  It's just showing the rest of the world that us Americans are rabidly in love with the lowest common denominator.  If this were two highly qualified, exceptional candidates...we'd get 45% turnout.  Instead in this McDonalds versus 7-11 election....some places are reporting 75+%.... 

We look like a bunch of ### holes......

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Well it was fun and there will be a lot of Trump victories to pile on all of his previous victories but No Florida No White House, pretty simple IMO.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

FLA being called for Hillary.  It's over

 

[Tony Jabroni]

He shaved Vince McMahon's head!

 

[The General]

Amazing how you can win a handful of counties and take a state.

did we at least pass the marijuana law? 

I think it has to do with the population.

 

[bushdocda]

Impressive chunk - drink

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I think Goya is the best (sharpest/#####-slappingest), but tonight I'm using some I got from Trade Joe's. (triple ginger and brewed). Its decent. Better than most.

Goya? Interesting. Heard good stuff about that Trader Joe stuff

 

[Riversco]

FLA being called for Hillary.  It's over

Like i said. Election nite goes like this. Hillary wins florida, everyone goes to bed.