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Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (2 Viewers)

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Next President of the United States of America

Hillary Clinton+120

Donald Trump-150

2016 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

 
One of the big positives if Trump wins.......SNL and Alec Baldwin will give us 4 years of amazing material.

 
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WikiLeaks (and some alt-right bloggers) with help from the best US hackers believe a giant pedophile ring exists in this country. It involves the Sex Orgy Island of jeffery Epstein, a pizza joint with a dungeon in Comet Ping Pong Pizza, friends of the Clintons getting arrested stealing 33 Haiti kids and a whole bunch of people connected with the Clintons.  A. Weiner is among them and his computer supposedly implicates a lot of high-ranking people.  Flight logs (if they are to believed) show Bill going to the Island 20+ times and Hillary going there 6 times.  But no one is seeing this news because the media refuses to actually investigate as they all try and collect the HRC bonus if she wins.
Ya know, I think if I was a pedophile the very last thing I'd want to be involved with is a giant pedophile ring.   Just saying.

 
why does everyone want to bet?  The whole damn country is at stake.  Please take the betting talk to private PMs.  We have a ####show to watch here

 
WikiLeaks (and some alt-right bloggers) with help from the best US hackers believe a giant pedophile ring exists in this country. It involves the Sex Orgy Island of jeffery Epstein, a pizza joint with a dungeon in Comet Ping Pong Pizza, friends of the Clintons getting arrested stealing 33 Haiti kids and a whole bunch of people connected with the Clintons.  A. Weiner is among them and his computer supposedly implicates a lot of high-ranking people.  Flight logs (if they are to believed) show Bill going to the Island 20+ times and Hillary going there 6 times.  But no one is seeing this news because the media refuses to actually investigate as they all try and collect the HRC bonus if she wins.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went #### up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

 
Right about now, some shadowy figures in the back rooms of some seedy betting parlors are putting down large sums of money on Clinton

 
Um, again...no.  Wayne County is about a quarter of Michigan's population and they hae 11% reporting, a lot of votes yet to be counted. 

Chadwick Matlin 9:55 PM


With 17 percent of precincts reporting in Michigan, Trump is ahead by more than 4 percentage points statewide. One county’s early returns look particularly surprising: Trump leads Wayne County, which includes Detroit, by about 3 percentage points with 11 percent of precincts reporting. That result would be wildly different from those in the past two presidential elections, when Barack Obama won the county with more than 70 percent of the vote.
Yeah but you have to know Wayne County.  If they only counted "The Pointes" and haven't gotten to Detroit proper, those numbers mean absolutely nothing.  To me this is fishy, Trump has about the same chance of winning 40% of Wayne County as I do of being an NFL QB. 

 
This could work out perfectly for Trump.

1. He wins the popular vote.
2. She wins the electoral vote.
3. He doesn't get stuck in the WH for 4 years and can claim he beat her and it's a rigged system.

 
Right about now, some shadowy figures in the back rooms of some seedy betting parlors are putting down large sums of money on Clinton
A lot of wealthy sponsors already placed huge bets on her.  Her life could be in danger if she takes in more bets.

 
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Assuming the unthinkable happens, I'm worried about the violence that will rise from this. All of the racist, bigoted, alt-right #######s now will feel validated to express their opinions more openly. 

The Republicans wanted a war. They're going to get one. 
Oh come on.  

 

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