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Deadly Animal Draft (1 Viewer)

Okay, my bad on the redundant FE pick, I forgot cactus was proxy.
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Phew!:wipes brow:The thought of a giant toad, giant clam and a giant jellyfish on one team was too much to bear...
 
Now Disco Stu will do a Pao pick. Pick any animal Stu and I will drag up a Russian Bride for his last pick. Now remember, Stu, this is a PENALTY pick, be mean, pretend he broke the tape in your Saturday Night Fever 8-Track.
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(chanting)Ti-ny dog!Ti-ny dog!Ti-ny dog!
 
My final pick - a true heavyweight that should wipe out her division:

5'6" and 187 pounds of fun - the Frau from Moscow....

Marina

...she should shore up my O-Line very nicely.

 
For his Russian Bride, TLEF gets:

Ludmila lz7262

She's been around the block a few times and should be able to distract most breathing animals when she appears naked in the cage.

 
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For his Russian Bride, TLEF get:Ludmila lz7262She's been around the block a few times and should be able to distract most breathing animals when she appears naked in the cage.
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:blush: working on last limeypick. Prepare yourselves for the stongest claws on the planet.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anything

Thick skin, thicker coat

The perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...

The Giant Anteater.

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As the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating.

The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.

 
Rhodesian ridgeback. Pics to follow.2nd. pick a bride for me
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Just under the wire with the Rhodesian Ridgeback BUTCheck out this bride (smallest and sluttiest on the board)Elena wq7120
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...for reference, there is a smaller one...and I almost picked her, just because she looks downright feral - half shrew/half alien. Could be a real wildcat in a scrap.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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Good news- you got your anteaterBad News- You made contact with commish asking illeagal roster questionGood News - I answered your questionBad News - Penalty TimeGood News - Your Polar Bear no longer has arthritis in his right elbowBad News - Your Polar Bear is missing his right arm
 
Sandbagger has PM'ed his final pick to me:The Vampire FinchThe Vampire Finch is perhaps the most unusual finch in the world, because true to its name - it feeds on blood!The Vampire Finch is native to the Galapagos Islands, specifically Wolf Island, also known as Isla Wolf. The Vampire Finch is a member of a large group of finches known collectively as Ground Finches. Within the genus Geospiza, which is the scientific name for Ground Finches, there are 13 different species. The Vampire Finch is unique, however, in its dietary preference. The Vampire Finch feeds on the blood of other birds.
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sandbagger phones in the last pick.Very disappointing.
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it drinks blood ####er! :angry: how badass is that?i'm sorry i didn't pick an alligator/shark/lion/falcon like the rest of you unoriginal bastards.i'm drinking right now and i'm only going to get more beligerant as the night goes on. go ahead and taunt the vampire finch. i dare you.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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Good news- you got your anteaterBad News- You made contact with commish asking illeagal roster questionGood News - I answered your questionBad News - Penalty TimeGood News - Your Polar Bear no longer has arthritis in his right elbowBad News - Your Polar Bear is missing his right arm
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NoodleZilla = p\/\/n3d
 
Sandbagger has PM'ed his final pick to me:The Vampire FinchThe Vampire Finch is perhaps the most unusual finch in the world, because true to its name - it feeds on blood!The Vampire Finch is native to the Galapagos Islands, specifically Wolf Island, also known as Isla Wolf. The Vampire Finch is a member of a large group of finches known collectively as Ground Finches. Within the genus Geospiza, which is the scientific name for Ground Finches, there are 13 different species. The Vampire Finch is unique, however, in its dietary preference. The Vampire Finch feeds on the blood of other birds.
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sandbagger phones in the last pick.Very disappointing.
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I don't know, its the most bad-#### finch I ever heard of. I guess its just whether the polling public takes more notice of the "Vampire" or "Finch" part of its name.
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:yes: exactly. give me a vampire finch over a vampire bat any day.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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Good news- you got your anteaterBad News- You made contact with commish asking illeagal roster questionGood News - I answered your questionBad News - Penalty TimeGood News - Your Polar Bear no longer has arthritis in his right elbowBad News - Your Polar Bear is missing his right arm
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:eek: That could hurt at this late stage.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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sweet an anteater. this would have been a great pick if the rest of us picked ants.and you mocked my vampire finch. they're limited to the galapagos for a reason. they would destroy the entire population of north america if they ever got here.it's like jurassic park, but different.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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sweet an anteater. this would have been a great pick if the rest of us picked ants.and you mocked my vampire finch. they're limited to the galapagos for a reason. they would destroy the entire population of north america if they ever got here.it's like jurassic park, but different.
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No one even mentioned how the vampire finch had a massive lizard locked in it's famous finchy death stare. The lizard couldn't do nothin', on account of all the deadliness.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures.  Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating.      The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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sweet an anteater. this would have been a great pick if the rest of us picked ants.and you mocked my vampire finch. they're limited to the galapagos for a reason. they would destroy the entire population of north america if they ever got here.it's like jurassic park, but different.
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No one even mentioned how the vampire finch had a massive lizard locked in it's famous finchy death stare. The lizard couldn't do nothin', on account of all the deadliness.
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at least someone sees the deadly power of my vampire finch.i'm sorry i couldn't dumb my draft down and take the 8th variation of a grey mongoose. :rolleyes: i'm just glad the voters will see the genius of my draft more than you haters.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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sweet an anteater. this would have been a great pick if the rest of us picked ants.and you mocked my vampire finch. they're limited to the galapagos for a reason. they would destroy the entire population of north america if they ever got here.it's like jurassic park, but different.
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The FINGERMONKEY!! will stake that thing in nothing flat.
 
Well I'm up and this is my last pick so time to get my Russian bride:I give you Lubov um9842. At 147 and 5'2" shes squat but powerful. Shes already killed one husband and we're all about killers here.Lubov
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which russian bride do you think will blink first...http://66.223.116.4/photo/u/um9842.jpgORhttp://66.223.116.4/photo/w/wq7120.jpgthere is a lot of pain in lubov's eyes; she has seen a lot of death... much of it, presumably, caused by her.
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Maybe we'll get some hot lesbian action.
 
8.10 - PoolShark 8.11 - bigjay 8.12 - gorf 8.13 - pgreenfan 8.14 - Captain Hucklebuck 8.15 - Kovax 8.16 - truth

 
To close out our draft, we add another Bull.

Meet Marina

Height: 5ft 5"

Weight: 185 lb

Profession: Doctor (knows weak spots)

And, most importantly:

In own words: "I am a very emotional person."

GB 185 lbs of emotional Marina wreaking havoc in the cage.

Yes, you're all o\/\/ned ;)

 
To close out our draft, we add another Bull.Meet MarinaHeight: 5ft 5"Weight: 185 lbProfession: Doctor (knows weak spots)And, most importantly:In own words: "I am a very emotional person."GB 185 lbs of emotional Marina wreaking havoc in the cage.Yes, you're all o\/\/ned ;)
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I'm frightened
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures. Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating. The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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Good news- you got your anteaterBad News- You made contact with commish asking illeagal roster questionGood News - I answered your questionBad News - Penalty TimeGood News - Your Polar Bear no longer has arthritis in his right elbowBad News - Your Polar Bear is missing his right arm
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:eek: Sorry, Noodle, the commish just killed your polar bear for no reason.Good luck!
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures.  Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating.      The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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Good news- you got your anteaterBad News- You made contact with commish asking illeagal roster questionGood News - I answered your questionBad News - Penalty TimeGood News - Your Polar Bear no longer has arthritis in his right elbowBad News - Your Polar Bear is missing his right arm
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:eek: Sorry, Noodle, the commish just killed your polar bear for no reason.Good luck!
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Ripping the commish...not good for POLAR BEAR'S health.
 
Huge claws able to rip open anythingThick skin, thicker coatThe perfect complement to our land battling creatures.  Not naturally inclined to fight , but ah son, you done pissed him off now...The Giant Anteater.linkageAs the name suggests, anteaters eat ants and termites in vast quantities, sometimes up to 30,000 insects in a single day. The anteater will rip open a termite hill with its clawed hand and work its tubular snout into the opening, sticking its long, worm-shaped tongue down into the heart of the colony and trapping the insects on its tongue’s sticky coating.       The mother anteater carries her single offspring on her back for a considerable length of time, even though the baby anteater is capable of a slow gallop four weeks after birth. Docile and inoffensive by nature, the anteater’s principal enemies are the puma and the jaguar. These large predators must be careful in their attacks, however, as an embrace by the anteater’s powerful forelimbs can sometimes prove fatal.
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Good news- you got your anteaterBad News- You made contact with commish asking illeagal roster questionGood News - I answered your questionBad News - Penalty TimeGood News - Your Polar Bear no longer has arthritis in his right elbowBad News - Your Polar Bear is missing his right arm
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:eek: Sorry, Noodle, the commish just killed your polar bear for no reason.Good luck!
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Ripping the commish...not good for POLAR BEAR'S health.
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A message for the commish from Mr. Phil Collins
 
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