Deadly Animal Draft (1 Viewer)

[cosjobs]

All first round matchups have been posted in poll format (8 total). Please vote, its your duty as a citizen.

 

[GROMS]

Can someone send me a link to view the entire actual draft results?

 

[bagger]

Can someone send me a link to view the entire actual draft results?

what's wrong with looking at page 1 of this thread?

 

[cosjobs]

what's wrong with looking at page 1 of this thread?

Better yet... READ THE ENTIRE THREAD. You will laugh at least 10x

 

[Courtjester]

When is the first round over?? I am ready to move on and face the next victim....

 

[bagger]

When is the first round over?? I am ready to move on and face the next victim....

i agree. my fossa has a bloodthirst that needs to be quenched.

 

[cosjobs]

i agree. my fossa has a bloodthirst that needs to be quenched.

Polls close Friday midnightR2 Sunday

 

[Sea Leopard of Death]

:wipesbloodoffmouth:

 

[cosjobs]

HmmmmI know I said winners would be decided by a poll....But did I ever specify whether it was high vote or low vote total?

 

[bagger]

HmmmmI know I said winners would be decided by a poll....But did I ever specify whether it was high vote or low vote total?

:rotflmao: always looking to make it interesting.

 

[Sea Leopard of Death]

HmmmmI know I said winners would be decided by a poll....But did I ever specify whether it was high vote or low vote total?

:showsteeth:

 

[BassNBrew]

Where are these polls...buried on page 10?

 

[cosjobs]

Where are these polls...buried on page 10?

The commish feels it is up to the participants to do self-serving bumps

 

[bagger]

The commish feels it is up to the participants to do self-serving bumps

i say the winner of the poll that has the least amount of votes gets one of his animals handicapped due to not promoting his fight properly.

 

[BassNBrew]

I've voted in two of them, didn't see the other ones.

 

[cosjobs]

All polls bumped for your convenience

 

[Courtjester]

What if there is a tie??

 

[tri-man 47]

Bonus points to the rover

... probably too late to matter, but an excellent first round pick for the rover!

 

[the rover]

Bonus points to the rover ... probably too late to matter, but an excellent first round pick for the rover!

I couldn't compete with the sheer volume of votes from Sandbagger's aliases, even with a man-eating croc in the news.

 

[cosjobs]

Bonus points to the rover ... probably too late to matter, but an excellent first round pick for the rover!

I couldn't compete with the sheer volume of votes from Sandbagger's aliases, even with a man-eating croc in the news.

Agreed. Bagger runs a much more efficient political machine than he does a draft.

 

[PoolShark]

Finally, I am back up and running Where does the Deadly Animal League stand? I thought the polls were ending Friday, but they seem to still be open? Round 2? :chompingatthebit:

 

[randall146]

Good news for Bigjay's team: Largest snake ever captured. Sure, it doesn't eat hippos or fingermonkeys, but 3-4 dogs a month ain't bad.

 

[Courtjester]

It serves you all right!!!My team got voted off and the league dies!! HAAA!! HAAAA!!

 

[Gringoloco]

I was a little curious wtf happened here.

 

[bagger]

the matchups died a slow death. goes to show that nobody wins when you matchup the world's most dangerous animals against each other.nobody.

 

[bentley2]

Now I've posted in the five most viewed threads. Shout out to ***la for pointing out the existence of the "sort by views" option.

 

[Courtjester]

I won this thing!!I really appreciate you keep bringing it up, but frankly the attention is getting a bit creepy..

 

[randall146]

the matchups died a slow death. goes to show that nobody wins when you matchup the world's most dangerous animals against each other.nobody.

I missed this great closeout by the bagger. Just perfect.

 

[Mr.Squidward]

the matchups died a slow death. goes to show that nobody wins when you matchup the world's most dangerous animals against each other.nobody.

Except, possibly, FingerMonkey. He probably crawled up an asian elephants ### and just lived off of fecal matter for a few days until everything was clear.

 

[gorf]

Looks like the Discovery Channel has been reading this thread... Animal Face-Off: Elephant vs. Rhino

A true battle of the titans. To discover which of these awesome beasts is the supreme heavyweight, zoologist, Dave Salmoni and Vet. Ellen Rogers conduct a series of groundbreaking tests to evaluate the remarkable powers of the elephant and rhino.

Full Series Schedule:

Mar 21 2004@ 09:00 PM Animal Face-Off Saltwater Croc vs. Great White Shark Mar 21 2004@ 10:00 PM Animal Face-Off Elephant vs. Rhino Mar 22 2004@ 12:00 AM Animal Face-Off Saltwater Croc vs. Great White Shark Mar 22 2004@ 01:00 AM Animal Face-Off Elephant vs. Rhino Mar 23 2004@ 09:00 PM Animal Face-Off Saltwater Croc vs. Great White Shark Mar 24 2004@ 12:00 AM Animal Face-Off Saltwater Croc vs. Great White Shark Mar 28 2004@ 09:00 PM Animal Face-Off Lion vs. Tiger Mar 29 2004@ 12:00 AM Animal Face-Off Lion vs. Tiger Mar 30 2004@ 09:00 PM Animal Face-Off Elephant vs. Rhino Mar 31 2004@ 12:00 AM Animal Face-Off Elephant vs. Rhino

 

[Mr.Squidward]

Memories...

 

[bagger]

Looks like the Discovery Channel has been reading this thread... Animal Face-Off: Elephant vs. RhinoFull Series Schedule:

:rotflmao: hopefully they can follow this up with some solid fingermonkey vs. hippo action.

 

[cosjobs]

Looks like the Discovery Channel has been reading this thread... Animal Face-Off: Elephant vs. RhinoFull Series Schedule:

They contacted me to host it, but then changed their mind when I told them commercials must be done within strict time limits.

 

[bagger]

They contacted me to host it, but then changed their mind when I told them commercials must be done within strict time limits.

:rotflmao: Ford has gone over their allocated commercial time limit. They will be penalized by only being able to make 3 wheeled vehicles from now on.

 

[Courtjester]

memories.....

 

[Mr.Squidward]

memories.....

I loathe team courtjester.

 

[Courtjester]

I loathe team courtjester.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[bagger.]

oldie but a goodie.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

oldie but a goodie.

I still say the black leopard is a bad-###.

 

[JZilla]

Blue whale: still unbeatable.

 

[cosjobs]

A first-ballot FFA Hall of Famer. If there's a better fantasy draft moderator than cosjobs, I haven't met him or her yet.

Thanks Ferris, I am honored.But I think it must be more enjoyable to the spectators than the participants. I've tried a couple of times since to get a draft started, but was unable to get enough owners. #######.

 

[Mr.Squidward]

What a great thread. When I remember the many hours I bilked my employer out of work, posting and researching...:sigh: Good times. Good, good times.

 

[JAA]

RIP Kovax

 

[oso diablo]

NBA drafters, this is what you're up against. The Gold Standard of FFA Drafts.

 

[E Street Brat]

If your gonna have the finger monkey, ya gotta handcuff him withThis fellow.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GROUNDRULES HERE. THERE IS NO TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN SELECTED!

Easy there Francis. If somone drafts the harvest mouse and beats you, then you need to join a yahoo league.

:rotflmao: Now that's funny.

My best zinger evah in the FFAldusername:

 

[Capella]

NBA drafters, this is what you're up against. The Gold Standard of FFA Drafts.

Shaun Marion being selected in round 3 of an all-time NBA draft is as funny as anything here.. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[oso diablo]

this thread would read much funnier if cosjobs still had that Krusty avatar.

 

[The Goat]

I still say I got hosed on the poison arrow frog pick.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

this thread would read much funnier if cosjobs still had that Krusty avatar.

 

[JAA]

better than an elephant with no trunk!!

my old link http://www.geocities.com/j_a_a_md/Team-Kovax.htm