Do you have an **OFFICIAL** title at work? If so, what is it? (1 Viewer)

[General Malaise]

Construction Risk Asset Manager

You're going to bore people halfway through saying this.  Too many words and I don't quite understand the flow.  Like, what are we concentrating on here?  The Construction?  The Risk?  So confusing.  Instead, let's give you:  Chief Risk Officer - Construction.  Or Assets.  Not both.  

 

[General Malaise]

Officially? "The Chosen One".  But people normally shorten it to just "Chosen" in conversation.

The Chosen

Although I hope you don't get sued by the estate of Cham Potok

 

[General Malaise]

Senior Software Engineer

eta- my LinkedIn profile has Cleared Software Engineer 

Sounds like something my yogi would have me chant to meditate.  

How about: Chief Software Architect*



I don't know what a software engineer does, but I feel like if you can use the word Architect in any way, it makes you far cooler.

 

[General Malaise]

Best Boy

Goodest Boi

 

[General Malaise]

<<< my logo 

I work for myself, essentially a 1 person business. 

Title on my biz card: Top Banana 

Type of work: Creative/graphic design agency

That's pretty cool, man. Congrats on being your own boss!

 

[General Malaise]

Is technician a title? No? Then no.

Don't sell yourself short!  Put a "General" in front of this and WA LA.  General Technician.  Solid.  

 

[General Malaise]

Program Lead

Could this be any more nebulous?  What program?  What or who are you leading?  I can't work with just this.

 

[General Malaise]

I guess it would be 

Killer Licensee

Respect, Mr. Bond.  Respect.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Health Data Analyst

 

[General Malaise]

Self-Service Analytics & Operations Lead

Yuck.  Is your business card printed on legal sized paper?  We need to shorten this pronto....

Analytics & Operations Team Lead

Drop the self-service.  Your not a gas station.

 

[nirad3]

You're going to bore people halfway through saying this.  Too many words and I don't quite understand the flow.  Like, what are we concentrating on here?  The Construction?  The Risk?  So confusing.  Instead, let's give you:  Chief Risk Officer - Construction.  Or Assets.  Not both.  

I definitely like the "chief" part.  And I agree, it's boring and confusing.  

 

[General Malaise]

I did my time.  Solid 15 years of A+ contributions.  Eventually it's time to hang 'em up and allow the young guys to grow into the role.

I'm old enough to be your *checks notes* big brother in a fraternity.  I think.  Step your game up, Oat.

 

[General Malaise]

Senior IT Specialist

that means programmer. 

Director of IT & Programming.  Go ahead, say it out loud.  You've earned it.

 

[General Malaise]

Health Data Analyst

Health Data Analyst - Licensed Hug Therapist

 

[Zow]

Partner

 

[General Malaise]

Partner

Congrats!  

When did y'all come out of the closet?

 

[Zow]

Congrats!  

When did y'all come out of the closet?

When I stopped dipping my burgers in catsup. 

 

[skol asylum]

Don't sell yourself short!  Put a "General" in front of this and WA LA.  General Technician.  Solid.  

No way. Sounds like anyone can do the job and downplays it. Needs to sound specialized and unique. (And expensive.) 

Advanced Environmental Master Technician

 

[skol asylum]

Health Data Analyst

Health Informatics Subject Matter Expert

 

[General Malaise]

No way. Sounds like anyone can do the job and downplays it. Needs to sound specialized and unique. (And expensive.) 

Advanced Environmental Master Technician

Ohhhhh, you're good!  How'd you like to be my Assistant Title Namer?

 

[skol asylum]

Ohhhhh, you're good!  How'd you like to be my Assistant Title Namer?

Or Assistant to the Assistant Title Namer?

 

[Riffraff]

Pachyderm Circumciser

Pay sucks, but the 'tips' are HUGE!

 

[glvsav37]

I'm the world's 1st Analyst & Therapist

I'm an Analrapist

 

[belljr]

Angry Old Man