EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

[CGRdrJoe]

gb shuke

 

[The Dawg]

Snack time

this thread could go on forever.or until one of these guys chokes to death.

but only then will it be legendary

 

[shuke]

The funniest part is that probably 5 seconds after I took the pic, some guy comes in my cubicle and sits down. These were sitting there and I didn't want to seem rude, so I held out the canister with the saliva-soaked rim and said, "Pretzel?"

I'm dreading the day someone walks by while I'm actually taking a picture.

 

[mr. furley]

when that happens i want reaction photos

 

[RBM]

The funniest part is that probably 5 seconds after I took the pic, some guy comes in my cubicle and sits down. These were sitting there and I didn't want to seem rude, so I held out the canister with the saliva-soaked rim and said, "Pretzel?"

I'm dreading the day someone walks by while I'm actually taking a picture.

Ha ha ha

 

[St. Louis Bob]

help me jeebus

 

[General Malaise]

I feel like I just picked a fight with Kimbo.

 

[Otis]

Snack time

HOly ####

 

[EYLive]

The funniest part is that probably 5 seconds after I took the pic, some guy comes in my cubicle and sits down. These were sitting there and I didn't want to seem rude, so I held out the canister with the saliva-soaked rim and said, "Pretzel?"

I'm dreading the day someone walks by while I'm actually taking a picture.

How awesome would it be if he said "sure" and brought the jar up to his own mouth?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I look frightened...perhaps because I've got AN ENTIRE PIECE OF PIZZA IN MY MOUTH

Holy. Crap.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Snack time

:( HOly ####

Why does shuke look like a fish gasping for air in these pics?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Shared this pic with my ex-hooters babe and she came back with this:

That's awesome!!

If you're lucky, I may pull out so old uniforms and let you have a picture with me ; )

I like. I like a lot.

 

[prosopis]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You got my vote.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Shared this pic with my ex-hooters babe and she came back with this:

That's awesome!!

If you're lucky, I may pull out so old uniforms and let you have a picture with me ; )

I like. I like a lot.

I may be able to find a previous picture for you, until you have the "real" thing

 

[Sea Leopard of Death]

Snack time

HOly ####

Why does shuke look like a fish gasping for air in these pics?

I was wondering about the "shelf" haircut...or is it "bi-level"? Those coming back?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Snack time

HOly ####

Why does shuke look like a fish gasping for air in these pics?

I was wondering about the "shelf" haircut...or is it "bi-level"? Those coming back?

Clippers. Nothing new.

 

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For christ sake..... I have tears streaming down my face over here. The GF just walked by "WTF are you laughing at"

I showed her the pics.. she was not amused. I explained that this sort of workplace shenanigans is why I listed my half eaten nachos on ebay one day after lunch. She still thinks you two are idiots. I explained that I can only hope to one day achieve this level of workplace brilliance.

 

[Sea Leopard of Death]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually. I paid 22 bucks last night (27) total for a simple barber shop cut (with the twirly pole outside). That's getting up there. Soap instead of shampoo and we're talking around 350 a year in savings. Big fan of soap.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually.

Where are you getting this?

 

[Chiwawa]

Snack time

Wow, no joke, I was eating these EXACT PB-filled pretzels in my office at the same time today.You just got my vote.

 

[Sea Leopard of Death]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually.

Where are you getting this?

No idea. I ran with the "clippers" call I guess. I might try it.

 

[mr. furley]

For christ sake..... I have tears streaming down my face over here. The GF just walked by "WTF are you laughing at"

I showed her the pics.. she was not amused. I explained that this sort of workplace shenanigans is why I listed my half eaten nachos on ebay one day after lunch. She still thinks you two are idiots. I explained that I can only hope to one day achieve this level of workplace brilliance.

we all do, gb. we all do.this is rarified air in here.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

For christ sake..... I have tears streaming down my face over here. The GF just walked by "WTF are you laughing at"

I showed her the pics.. she was not amused. I explained that this sort of workplace shenanigans is why I listed my half eaten nachos on ebay one day after lunch. She still thinks you two are idiots. I explained that I can only hope to one day achieve this level of workplace brilliance.

we all do, gb. we all do.this is rarified air in here.

figures you'd misspell rarefied.can i get a pabst?

 

[mr. furley]

For christ sake..... I have tears streaming down my face over here. The GF just walked by "WTF are you laughing at"

I showed her the pics.. she was not amused. I explained that this sort of workplace shenanigans is why I listed my half eaten nachos on ebay one day after lunch. She still thinks you two are idiots. I explained that I can only hope to one day achieve this level of workplace brilliance.

we all do, gb. we all do.this is rarified air in here.

figures you'd misspell rarefied.can i get a pabst?

i'm fairly drunk herecut me some slack, corn-fed

 

[Capella]

For christ sake..... I have tears streaming down my face over here. The GF just walked by "WTF are you laughing at"

I showed her the pics.. she was not amused. I explained that this sort of workplace shenanigans is why I listed my half eaten nachos on ebay one day after lunch. She still thinks you two are idiots. I explained that I can only hope to one day achieve this level of workplace brilliance.

we all do, gb. we all do.this is rarified air in here.

figures you'd misspell rarefied.can i get a pabst?

 

[Otis]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually.

Where are you getting this?

I think it's a decent presumption based on that horrible blend job with the clippers. The 50's called and wanted its bad haircut back, but shuke was face-deep in a bucket of snacks and didn't hear the phone ring.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

we need a weekend update on food.

 

[Chaka]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually.

Where are you getting this?

I think it's a decent presumption based on that horrible blend job with the clippers. The 50's called and wanted its bad haircut back, but shuke was face-deep in a bucket of snacks and didn't hear the phone ring.

Hey Otis, why don't you make like tree and get out of here? [/shuke Tannen]

 

[Sack-Religious]

If Shuke gets a pic of him downing a whole blooming onion, people may have to start changing their votes.

Wouldn't we need a video of this or are you suggesting that Shuke puts the entire forking Onion in his mouth?

Video or Pic, I'm indifferent. Video would be ideal, though. I don't think it's humanly possible to stick the whole onion in his mouth, but when I try to picture it, I get that image of that guy smoking 150+ cigarettes.

Or this: http://blogs.dfw.com/startle_grams/images/straw.jpg

However, based on how he seems to be unhinging his jaw in other pics I'd be equally as impressed with a pic of him trying to get as much bloomin' onion in his mouth as he can. With no hands.

 

[mr. furley]

this is the first thread i have showed to my wife

i think she tinkled a little from the laughter. GM> she says to me "if he hates to eat so much that it makes him angry why is he taking these pictures for you nerds? "

 

[SoFresh&SoClean]

If Shuke gets a pic of him downing a whole blooming onion, people may have to start changing their votes.

Wouldn't we need a video of this or are you suggesting that Shuke puts the entire forking Onion in his mouth?

Video or Pic, I'm indifferent. Video would be ideal, though. I don't think it's humanly possible to stick the whole onion in his mouth, but when I try to picture it, I get that image of that guy smoking 150+ cigarettes.

Or this: http://blogs.dfw.com/startle_grams/images/straw.jpg

However, based on how he seems to be unhinging his jaw in other pics I'd be equally as impressed with a pic of him trying to get as much bloomin' onion in his mouth as he can. With no hands.

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[shuke]

Snack time

Wow, no joke, I was eating these EXACT PB-filled pretzels in my office at the same time today.You just got my vote.

 

[shuke]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually.

Where are you getting this?

I think it's a decent presumption based on that horrible blend job with the clippers. The 50's called and wanted its bad haircut back, but shuke was face-deep in a bucket of snacks and didn't hear the phone ring.

 

[dickey moe]

GM -- you look a lot like Andy Richter in those pics. Maybe it's only because you're stuffing your face?

 

[Stoneys]

bump for the monday pictures.

 

[Tiger Fan]

best thread since the ffa went on tilt

 

[General Malaise]

this is the first thread i have showed to my wifei think she tinkled a little from the laughter. GM> she says to me "if he hates to eat so much that it makes him angry why is he taking these pictures for you nerds? "

 

[General Malaise]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

 

[mr. furley]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

:spittake:

 

[dickey moe]

HDL/LDL ratios for both of you, please.

 

[phrozen]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

 

[General Malaise]

HDL/LDL ratios for both of you, please.

Oh, I'm on Lipitor.

 

[guru_007]

GM's trash talking is gold. Shuke is going to need to step up here.

 

[shuke]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

 

[General Malaise]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

 

[mr. furley]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

GM = Sammy Sosa on his record June homer tear

 

[shuke]

 

[Sea Leopard of Death]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

Man do times change. My memory of a strapping young lad, glowing with his bride (and hair), is all but gone.AND I LIKE IT.

 

[The_Hoser]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You win.

Oh please. Like you're not stacking some ho hos on top of each other right now.

More likely.