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I will miss you, Chris. :(
I will miss you, Chris. :(
I think it's more of a tribute than a "gotcha"Those who have been here awhile have probably posted some stupid things. I know I have.
Pretty messed up though to drudge that stuff immediately upon someone's death Seems more prudent to avoid this thread if you didn't like the guy
Yeah I worded that poorly. More referring to the guys commenting on the post negatively.I think it's more of a tribute than a "gotcha"Those who have been here awhile have probably posted some stupid things. I know I
have.
Pretty messed up though to drudge that stuff immediately upon someone's death Seems
more prudent to avoid this thread if you didn't like the guy
I think it's more of a tribute than a "gotcha"Those who have been here awhile have probably posted some stupid things. I know I have.
Pretty messed up though to drudge that stuff immediately upon someone's death Seems more prudent to avoid this thread if you didn't like the guy
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So you owe me oneI think it's more of a tribute than a "gotcha"Those who have been here awhile have probably posted some stupid things. I know I have.
Pretty messed up though to drudge that stuff immediately upon someone's death Seems more prudent to avoid this thread if you didn't like the guyAn error occurred
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Oh noes, not him too !!!!Rohn Jambo.Well to be fair, he had a high schtick percentage and a number of different aliases (Finless/Clifton/Jambi and probably others)you guys think everybody's a schtick alias.
as if its impossible for people to stumble upon this place and start posting.
Great postHe probably was a good guy, but he lashed out on occasion because he had issues and insecurities. Even though he calls the married guys miserable in his rant above, he was probably the miserable one deep down. He was trying to convince others and, more importantly, himself that his life was actually great. Deep down he probably didn't want all the women he claimed he got in that rant, he wanted just one woman that would love him unconditionally. He probably felt that void in his life, and coupled with his other issues he concluded his life wasn't worth continuing. Very sad.Maybe he wasn't such a great guy.This always made me laugh....
The demographics of this place don't match up with me. I'm not some guy who married my high school sweetheart. I don't have a boring job with benefits that puts food on the table for my family. I didn't buy a house is some #### hole suburb where my neighbors house is 3 feet from mine. I'm 35 and I look like I'm 25. I'm still in shape, I have a full head of hair unlike most of you. I'm not fat. I don't eat buffalo wings twice a week. I don't own a pair of Zubas. I can and do score chicks that most of you would not have any chance of sleeping with....ever. This isn't shtick. It's my life. It's funny but at the height of my drug use I had beautiful women giving my their numbers. I was asked out constantly. And then most of you get to go home to your wives who havent slept with you in months. She's overweight and unhappy. She complains constantly and you secretly despise her. But you stay and let her boss you around. You're miserable but you're doing it for the children.
RIP, Guy I don't know. I'll pray for you.
He died because he never found the right chick?He probably was a good guy, but he lashed out on occasion because he had issues and insecurities. Even though he calls the married guys miserable in his rant above, he was probably the miserable one deep down. He was trying to convince others and, more importantly, himself that his life was actually great. Deep down he probably didn't want all the women he claimed he got in that rant, he wanted just one woman that would love him unconditionally. He probably felt that void in his life, and coupled with his other issues he concluded his life wasn't worth continuing. Very sad.Maybe he wasn't such a great guy.This always made me laugh....
The demographics of this place don't match up with me. I'm not some guy who married my high school sweetheart. I don't have a boring job with benefits that puts food on the table for my family. I didn't buy a house is some #### hole suburb where my neighbors house is 3 feet from mine. I'm 35 and I look like I'm 25. I'm still in shape, I have a full head of hair unlike most of you. I'm not fat. I don't eat buffalo wings twice a week. I don't own a pair of Zubas. I can and do score chicks that most of you would not have any chance of sleeping with....ever. This isn't shtick. It's my life. It's funny but at the height of my drug use I had beautiful women giving my their numbers. I was asked out constantly. And then most of you get to go home to your wives who havent slept with you in months. She's overweight and unhappy. She complains constantly and you secretly despise her. But you stay and let her boss you around. You're miserable but you're doing it for the children.
RIP, Guy I don't know. I'll pray for you.
It's no secret opiates will give you erectile dysfunction. Having all these women and you can't even lay the pipe must of been a real curse.He probably was a good guy, but he lashed out on occasion because he had issues and insecurities. Even though he calls the married guys miserable in his rant above, he was probably the miserable one deep down. He was trying to convince others and, more importantly, himself that his life was actually great. Deep down he probably didn't want all the women he claimed he got in that rant, he wanted just one woman that would love him unconditionally. He probably felt that void in his life, and coupled with his other issues he concluded his life wasn't worth continuing. Very sad.RIP, Guy I don't know. I'll pray for you.Maybe he wasn't such a great guy.This always made me laugh....
The demographics of this place don't match up with me. I'm not some guy who married my high school sweetheart. I don't have a boring job with benefits that puts food on the table for my family. I didn't buy a house is some #### hole suburb where my neighbors house is 3 feet from mine. I'm 35 and I look like I'm 25. I'm still in shape, I have a full head of hair unlike most of you. I'm not fat. I don't eat buffalo wings twice a week. I don't own a pair of Zubas. I can and do score chicks that most of you would not have any chance of sleeping with....ever. This isn't shtick. It's my life. It's funny but at the height of my drug use I had beautiful women giving my their numbers. I was asked out constantly. And then most of you get to go home to your wives who havent slept with you in months. She's overweight and unhappy. She complains constantly and you secretly despise her. But you stay and let her boss you around. You're miserable but you're doing it for the children.
And heroin is really, really good.He died because he never found the right chick?
Maybe. It's a possible theory, no doubt.From just reading the above rant and doing a little psychoanalysis, not having the right chick probably was a contributing factor to him being depressed and trying to medicate himself with drugs. He might have felt that he had nobody, other than his family members, who truly loved him.He died because he never found the right chick?He probably was a good guy, but he lashed out on occasion because he had issues and insecurities. Even though he calls the married guys miserable in his rant above, he was probably the miserable one deep down. He was trying to convince others and, more importantly, himself that his life was actually great. Deep down he probably didn't want all the women he claimed he got in that rant, he wanted just one woman that would love him unconditionally. He probably felt that void in his life, and coupled with his other issues he concluded his life wasn't worth continuing. Very sad.Maybe he wasn't such a great guy.This always made me laugh....
The demographics of this place don't match up with me. I'm not some guy who married my high school sweetheart. I don't have a boring job with benefits that puts food on the table for my family. I didn't buy a house is some #### hole suburb where my neighbors house is 3 feet from mine. I'm 35 and I look like I'm 25. I'm still in shape, I have a full head of hair unlike most of you. I'm not fat. I don't eat buffalo wings twice a week. I don't own a pair of Zubas. I can and do score chicks that most of you would not have any chance of sleeping with....ever. This isn't shtick. It's my life. It's funny but at the height of my drug use I had beautiful women giving my their numbers. I was asked out constantly. And then most of you get to go home to your wives who havent slept with you in months. She's overweight and unhappy. She complains constantly and you secretly despise her. But you stay and let her boss you around. You're miserable but you're doing it for the children.
RIP, Guy I don't know. I'll pray for you.
####. ############. :(
:( :( Much better way to say it then I could.Premier said:Great postOlaf said:He probably was a good guy, but he lashed out on occasion because he had issues and insecurities. Even though he calls the married guys miserable in his rant above, he was probably the miserable one deep down. He was trying to convince others and, more importantly, himself that his life was actually great. Deep down he probably didn't want all the women he claimed he got in that rant, he wanted just one woman that would love him unconditionally. He probably felt that void in his life, and coupled with his other issues he concluded his life wasn't worth continuing. Very sad.Premier said:Maybe he wasn't such a great guy.eoMMan said:This always made me laugh....
The demographics of this place don't match up with me. I'm not some guy who married my high school sweetheart. I don't have a boring job with benefits that puts food on the table for my family. I didn't buy a house is some #### hole suburb where my neighbors house is 3 feet from mine. I'm 35 and I look like I'm 25. I'm still in shape, I have a full head of hair unlike most of you. I'm not fat. I don't eat buffalo wings twice a week. I don't own a pair of Zubas. I can and do score chicks that most of you would not have any chance of sleeping with....ever. This isn't shtick. It's my life. It's funny but at the height of my drug use I had beautiful women giving my their numbers. I was asked out constantly. And then most of you get to go home to your wives who havent slept with you in months. She's overweight and unhappy. She complains constantly and you secretly despise her. But you stay and let her boss you around. You're miserable but you're doing it for the children.
RIP, Guy I don't know. I'll pray for you.
That's how I always looked at him was just as a guy from a different world. I'm not going to begin to guess what went on his head, why he lived the way he did or posted the things he did because obviously his whole outlook on life was different than mine. All I know is he was an entertaining poster and he'll be missed. RIP.EYLive said:It was hard to believe his stories since we're from such different worlds.
or it just could have all been schtickMuch better way to say it then I could.Premier said:Great postOlaf said:He probably was a good guy, but he lashed out on occasion because he had issues and insecurities. Even though he calls the married guys miserable in his rant above, he was probably the miserable one deep down. He was trying to convince others and, more importantly, himself that his life was actually great. Deep down he probably didn't want all the women he claimed he got in that rant, he wanted just one woman that would love him unconditionally. He probably felt that void in his life, and coupled with his other issues he concluded his life wasn't worth continuing. Very sad.Premier said:Maybe he wasn't such a great guy.eoMMan said:This always made me laugh....
The demographics of this place don't match up with me. I'm not some guy who married my high school sweetheart. I don't have a boring job with benefits that puts food on the table for my family. I didn't buy a house is some #### hole suburb where my neighbors house is 3 feet from mine. I'm 35 and I look like I'm 25. I'm still in shape, I have a full head of hair unlike most of you. I'm not fat. I don't eat buffalo wings twice a week. I don't own a pair of Zubas. I can and do score chicks that most of you would not have any chance of sleeping with....ever. This isn't shtick. It's my life. It's funny but at the height of my drug use I had beautiful women giving my their numbers. I was asked out constantly. And then most of you get to go home to your wives who havent slept with you in months. She's overweight and unhappy. She complains constantly and you secretly despise her. But you stay and let her boss you around. You're miserable but you're doing it for the children.
RIP, Guy I don't know. I'll pray for you.
Good post.
Posted Today, 09:24 PMPatsWillWin said:Rohn Jambo.Eephus said:Well to be fair, he had a high schtick percentage and a number of different aliases (Finless/Clifton/Jambi and probably others)Scoresman said:you guys think everybody's a schtick alias.
as if its impossible for people to stumble upon this place and start posting.

Kaiser Soze?Rohn Jambo said:Probably zero.![]()
Your face is preciousRip, finless.
May we learn from this and be good to one another for life is short and precious.
Nice of you let us know what it is.Reading his Facebook page tributes is really something. He touched a lot of people.
:(Here's the real scoop. After spending over 10 years abstaining from all things chemicals I went on a 3 year bender...3 straight years. I'm a legitimate addict. I've put it out here many times. So I am just making a comeback now from losing everything. Funny thing is I function and I worked up until the day I checked into a detox but #### got BAD. I was at the breaking point. Bills piling up, fantasy fees coming in - the financial stress was too much to take. Not to mention losing my soul, my place, my girl and everything else (except my dog) I had built up over the "oughts". I am extremely lucky to be alive. I spent 4 years in the 90's doing the hard stuff and another 3 recently. I get down like you wouldn't believe. A few of you have seen pictures. Those were legit.
I feel great today. Taking a low stress job with a buddy tomorrow rather than getting right back into things. I know most of you all completely dismiss 95% of what I say as shtick but most of what I say about myself and my stories were legit. I don't know what kind of mad man would take that kind of time to make up stories and follow up. I mean I have always had a legitimate social life. I ended up here because of my father. He used FBG's. I popped into the forums one day which I remember were dominated by Otistalk and figured I could spice things up.
Anyhow, Life is good right now. I'm In Boston doing well, haven't used anything in months. Doing my thing. Psyched I'm single because I'm gonna hit everything I can out here. Heroin is a great preservative and I shouldn't have any trouble getting in with the post college chick crowd (girls my age just look WAY too old to me). Don't hate....It's gonna be a good run. I can tell you that much. Options are opening up everyday. I have good job offers in a number of states right now. I'm just gonna take it slow, make small money, put some weight on and put my life back together. Looking forward to the challenge honestly. No BS.![]()
It is private I thinkNow that the dude is dead, is it ok to link to his FB page here?
Great description, Bingo.Finless threads were must reads. The only poster who ever earned that distinction in my mind. He was the FFAs Hunter S Thompson.
RIP