GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Angry Beavers]

Nolan Ryan

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rusty ####z?

Dude when to my wife's alma mater. Pretty sure Rusty is in the Paso Robles Bearcat HOF.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Glen Burke?

 

[Ignoramus]

Wade Boggs?

 

[FDAS]

Hoss Radbourn?

 

[BigJohn]

Wade Boggs rookie.[/speculation]

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Mordecai 3 finger Brown?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy Felsch?

 

[-fish-]

Gotta be Gaylord Perry

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jimmy Dugan?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This game is really hard

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kurt Rambis?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Mark Kelso?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Clyde Drexler?

 

[strykerpks]

Darko Milicic

 

[Ignoramus]

Mookie Wilson.

 

[-fish-]

Ali Haji-Sheik

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Vladimir Tsyplakov?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Tyrod Taylor

 

[Idiot Boxer]

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

 

[General Malaise]

No, no no....you guys are all WAY OFF! Hint: Rhymes with PeeBoy Lord

 

[Leroy Hoard]

No, no no....you guys are all WAY OFF! Hint: Rhymes with PeeBoy Lord

Traci Lord?

 

[General Malaise]

Vladimir Tsyplakov?

Sounds made up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard?

 

[Ignoramus]

No, no no....you guys are all WAY OFF! Hint: Rhymes with PeeBoy Lord

Traci Lord?

PeeBoy Ford.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No, no no....you guys are all WAY OFF! Hint: Rhymes with PeeBoy Lord

FeeLoy Gord?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cee Lo Green?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

SeeMoy Gourd?

 

[-fish-]

Gordon Lightfoot is playing at a casino near here. Does the crowd expect him to play "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" every show? If he has to play that like 200 times a year, why would he go on living?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Tanner Boyle?

 

[Thorn]

Peabo Bryson?

 

[General Malaise]

Gordon Lightfoot is playing at a casino near here. Does the crowd expect him to play "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" every show? If he has to play that like 200 times a year, why would he go on living?

Steady diet of free booze and hot groupies? Man, if I could score the kind of trim that Lightfoot does, I'd sing that song unplugged 8 times a day.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Someone PM Shuke

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Pete Incaviglia!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fritz 'Bionic Mouth' Curtis?Spittin' Jim Hurley?

 

[Brony]

Albert's Poojoles

 

[Frostillicus]

LeRoy Ford?

 

[Brony]

Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard?

gnarly.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Lita Ford

 

[General Malaise]

NO! Gawd....

Fine, it was Dan Pastorini. Ya'll happy now? Jeez.

Hey, you know...

Dan Pastorini had a ninety foot weeny

Showed it to the girl next door

Thought it was a snake

Hit it with a rake

Now it's only five foot four

TA DA!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Betty Ford?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Ford Fairlane?

 

[Mr Capicollo]

Bob Hope?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Tatum Bell?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey, you know...

Dan Pastorini had a ninety foot weeny

Doubt it

 

[Captain Quinoa]

B. Brian Blair?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Koko B. Ware?

 

[Mr Capicollo]

Some first-timer to this thread is going to get his intro via the last two pages and wonder why everyone thinks it's so great.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

Hey, you know...

Dan Pastorini had a ninety foot weeny

Doubt it

Truth. He always went in head first.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

CoCo Savage?