Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
since we seem to be leading parallel giant-headed lives.. i was supposed to be going to Alabama in October. plans fell through. i'll guess that Tre's fell through as well.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
currently 1/4"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you have hair?25Notorious T.R.E. said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hairless here. Like Zilla's new cat.currently 1/4"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you have hair?25Notorious T.R.E. said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
zilla's a dude right?Hairless here. Like Zilla's new cat.currently 1/4"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you have hair?25Notorious T.R.E. said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why is Tilla Tequilla famous and is it wrong that for the first time in my life, I found myself rooting for people who like ICP?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Zilla is ALL man.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I believe she became famous through either facebook or myspace...then she had a show on VH1.
Elbow Truck Driver
Footballguy
Zilla's cats are plenty fuzzy.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
Dang, currently in 3rd at 24 5/8....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you have hair?25Notorious T.R.E. said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
Dang, currently in 3rd at 24 5/8....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you have hair?25Notorious T.R.E. said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I just used a telephone cord, but don't have a ruler.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
since we seem to be leading parallel giant-headed lives.. i was supposed to be going to Alabama in October. plans fell through. i'll guess that Tre's fell through as well.
McJose
Footballguy
I used the string from my washtub bass and the fishing ruler from the top of my ice chest.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I would post my hat size but that might be deemed too creepy.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You've made quite the impression, apparently.
Dexter Manley
Footballguy
So the Slightly Stoopid/Cypress Hill show got cancelled last Friday. I found out at 4:30. Nice of them to let me know after I bought the ticket the day of the show. Its' being rescheduled for the 25th which is a Wednesday (blech).
We cancelled the limo and still got our party on, while attempting to decide what we were going to do later in the evening. Shots were flowing at a ridiculous pace. My friend Alex was in negotiations to buy a house. His agent was another friend, Stevie, who just happened to start drinking at lunch earlier in the day.
Stevie was trying to get the deal done at our pre-party, and it was quite fascinating to watch. There was an offer, and then a counter offer. Multiple beers and shots taken in between.
At one point Alex, who was visibly intoxicated, got upset with Stevie for not following his explicit, unreasonable, and drunken instructions, so Alex brazenly fired Stevie on the spot and attempted to hire another friend at the party to replace him. The only problem was that this friend (the new hire) didn't work in the industry, and had never bought a house.
More enlightened heads did prevail, and Alex rehired Stevie. The seller's final counter offer was 119,500. They were hoping to get it down to 118,500 but the seller wouldn't budge. I made the brilliant suggestion that the seller's agent pay for a limo the evening as a counter if they were holding to 119,500. Alex was enthusiastic about that and instructed Stevie to do his bidding as told.
So Stevie did and apparently the lady was pretty pissed off about it. Claimed it was unprofessional or some nonsense. Wouldn't return his calls for about an hour. They finally got a deal done for 119,500. After a long night of debauchery, I haven't heard yet if Alex remembered he had bought a house the previous day.
We cancelled the limo and still got our party on, while attempting to decide what we were going to do later in the evening. Shots were flowing at a ridiculous pace. My friend Alex was in negotiations to buy a house. His agent was another friend, Stevie, who just happened to start drinking at lunch earlier in the day.
Stevie was trying to get the deal done at our pre-party, and it was quite fascinating to watch. There was an offer, and then a counter offer. Multiple beers and shots taken in between.
At one point Alex, who was visibly intoxicated, got upset with Stevie for not following his explicit, unreasonable, and drunken instructions, so Alex brazenly fired Stevie on the spot and attempted to hire another friend at the party to replace him. The only problem was that this friend (the new hire) didn't work in the industry, and had never bought a house.
More enlightened heads did prevail, and Alex rehired Stevie. The seller's final counter offer was 119,500. They were hoping to get it down to 118,500 but the seller wouldn't budge. I made the brilliant suggestion that the seller's agent pay for a limo the evening as a counter if they were holding to 119,500. Alex was enthusiastic about that and instructed Stevie to do his bidding as told.
So Stevie did and apparently the lady was pretty pissed off about it. Claimed it was unprofessional or some nonsense. Wouldn't return his calls for about an hour. They finally got a deal done for 119,500. After a long night of debauchery, I haven't heard yet if Alex remembered he had bought a house the previous day.
Thorn
Footballguy
I'm picturing you sitting in your office with a roll of stamps around your heead.It appears that a standard US postage stamp is 7/8", so 28 x 7/8 = 24.5".Suck it! You can't out big-headed-freak me!Notorious T.R.E. said:Sounds like your head is weaksauce.krista4 said:
Celph Titled
Footballguy
25 even.
YSR
Footballguy
Sorry, GB. I named you because I thought you'd be a good sport. You're, like, 6th on the creepy list.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
How many telephone cord coils?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Oh, bull####!25 even.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
If I was going to bull####, I would've given myself an extra 0.5" to top Furley.Oh, bull####!25 even.
McJose
Footballguy
You should measure around the eyebrows for that extra 0.5.If I was going to bull####, I would've given myself an extra 0.5" to top Furley.Oh, bull####!25 even.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Just re-measured for the third time today...still 24.5".
McJose
Footballguy
Good thinking. Some of that might be water-weight.
mr. furley
Footballguy
strange, i never pictured you as 6'1" and broad-shouldered with a square jawIt appears that a standard US postage stamp is 7/8", so 28 x 7/8 = 24.5".Suck it! You can't out big-headed-freak me!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Celph Titled
Footballguy
linkstrange, i never pictured you as 6'1" and broad-shouldered with a square jawIt appears that a standard US postage stamp is 7/8", so 28 x 7/8 = 24.5".
Suck it! You can't out big-headed-freak me!
McJose
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob's evil twin...Jefferson City Mitch.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
TRE = scorchy?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I can only dream about it. I have tried to grow scorchybeard™ before.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Who hasn't? I can't even grow TREbeard. :kicksfollicles:
krista4
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter. At the 1:40 mark.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.
At the 1:40 mark.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
lol
McJose
Footballguy
Didn't we do this before or am I crazy?Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.At the 1:40 mark.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Cliff's Notes for the Websense Impaired.Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Might be crazy.Didn't we do this before or am I crazy?Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.At the 1:40 mark.
New chick, new info that just came up yesterday.
mr. furley
Footballguy
how many hints did she drop before you came up with that?she could have shown me the video, pointed to herself, paused the video and said "that's me" and i still wouldn't have been able to tell you the name of the artist of the song.Might be crazy.Didn't we do this before or am I crazy?Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Imageshack blocked?Cliff's Notes for the Websense Impaired.Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.
McJose
Footballguy
Yeah. I just had that deja vu thing happen when I read your post. Carry on.Oh, but first time through I read "prom version" as "porn version". Dis appoin ted.Might be crazy.Didn't we do this before or am I crazy?Let's say a girl you "know" was in a music video as a teenager but didn't want you to see it. She wouldn't tell you the song, but you managed to figure it out and find it anyway.
How best to reveal that information to her? I was thinking casually dropping some lyrics into texts would be good shtick, but unfortunately the lyrics are too obvious.
If it helps, here's the video. She was the prom version of the daughter.
General Malaise
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