GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[Aunt Beru]

Can we get a list of shows that the Seinfeld haters actually do like? That might help put things in perspective.

Sure. Here's a list of the comedies (I can give you dramas too, if that helps) that are still active that I enjoy, in no particular order:Eastbound and DownCurb Your EnthusiasmIt's Always Sunny...30 RockCommunityLouieChildrens' HospitalParks and Rec.My favorite "classic" comedy is Cheers.

Hmmm. I don't have a good answer for you. The shows you list are all pretty funny (at least those that I've seen). Not sure why you would hate Seinfeld.

Be honest, what shows were you hoping I'd say to fit your theory that I was a rube? Two and a Half Men?

"Hee Haw"

 

[Disco Stu]

This girl I'm seeing texts me last night how she loves summer rain. But it's not raining. So I look up the definition of summer rain on urbandictionary.com to make sure I know what she's talking about.While not an exact match, the first result that comes up is close enough, makes sense to me, and I decide to roll with it and text her back.About 5 minutes later I look out the window and it's raining.

What did your text say? (if there's some way to keep it clean enough)

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I liked Seinfeld when it was on, but it does not hold up at all in reruns.

Never seen CYE.

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

I liked Seinfeld when it was on, but it does not hold up at all in reruns.Never seen CYE.

Hello stranger.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I liked Seinfeld when it was on, but it does not hold up at all in reruns.Never seen CYE.

Hello stranger.

Tih-tay!!!

 

[Elbow Truck Driver]

Hmmm. I don't have a good answer for you. The shows you list are all pretty funny (at least those that I've seen). Not sure why you would hate Seinfeld.

Be honest, what shows were you hoping I'd say to fit your theory that I was a rube? Two and a Half Men?

It was just a hypothesis I was testing out. I'm not even sure whose alias you are.ETA: Oh, I see you switched aliases in the midst of the discussion. All this time I thought there were two Seinfeld haters that only thought Newman was funny. That would have been really strange.

 

[Thorn]

Hate Seinfeld, love Curb. Is that weird?

Yes.

And dumb. Between not liking Clockwork Orange and this, I'm afraid Truckacelphmotherdown and I would not get along in real life. Bums me out. :-(

Find me one funny Seinfeld bit on YouTube where Newman isn't involved. Just one.

 

[Disco Stu]

Hate Seinfeld, love Curb. Is that weird?

Yes.

And dumb. Between not liking Clockwork Orange and this, I'm afraid Truckacelphmotherdown and I would not get along in real life. Bums me out. :-(

Find me one funny Seinfeld bit on YouTube where Newman isn't involved. Just one.

 

[heckmanm]

Hi guys. I get (re)married on Thursday.

She golf?

Real answer: No, but she's remarkably awesome in other waysShtick answer: If she did, she shouldn't be allowed on a golf course anyway

Smart man. Don't ever encourage her to pick up the game. I almost punched my brother in the throat when he told me he was teaching his new wife how to play golf.

My wife wanted to try golf after we got married. I got her a lesson with the pro at a local course, telling him I didn't feel comfortable trying to teach her myself.His reply was something like "Even I wouldn't try to teach my own wife to play golf."

 

[Dexter Manley]

This girl I'm seeing texts me last night how she loves summer rain. But it's not raining. So I look up the definition of summer rain on urbandictionary.com to make sure I know what she's talking about.While not an exact match, the first result that comes up is close enough, makes sense to me, and I decide to roll with it and text her back.About 5 minutes later I look out the window and it's raining.

What did your text say? (if there's some way to keep it clean enough)

Don't think I can clean it up enough for this board.

 

[eoMMan]

Seinfeld was a good, solid TV comedy but I think it's a little overrated.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am now taking suggestions for college football tailgating music. Give me something magical.

If you're a hoofer, I have a thread at the hoof.

 

[heckmanm]

This girl I'm seeing texts me last night how she loves summer rain. But it's not raining. So I look up the definition of summer rain on urbandictionary.com to make sure I know what she's talking about.While not an exact match, the first result that comes up is close enough, makes sense to me, and I decide to roll with it and text her back.About 5 minutes later I look out the window and it's raining.

What did your text say? (if there's some way to keep it clean enough)

Don't think I can clean it up enough for this board.

"English"?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I am now taking suggestions for college football tailgating music. Give me something magical.If you're a hoofer, I have a thread at the hoof.

Gap Band

 

[Drifter]

Just found out I was the #2 choice for a sweet corporate gig at Chipotle. That's worse than being told they hated you...

 

[Disco Stu]

Driving home from work yesterday I saw a guy wearing an Eddie George Cowboys jersey. Thought that was odd.

 

[charvik]

Anybody have a solid linux hosting provider? I need something that can support more than 200 concurrent database connections and run php 5+. Prefer Apache 2+ as well.

 

[eoMMan]

Driving home from work yesterday I saw a guy wearing an Eddie George Cowboys jersey. Thought that was odd.

Maybe his name was Eddie George and he's a Cowboys fan?

 

[YSR]

I think Jerry might be the problem. The guy hasn't made me laugh, ever.

Also, whoever said that it was good at the time but doesn't hold up. I remember tuning in every week when it was on but now find myself skipping past any reruns. I find Jerry's voice to be incredibly annoying.

 

[Aunt Beru]

Hard to believe Yah_Shoor_Youbetchya hasn't posted in over two years. Where does the time go?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hard to believe Yah_Shoor_Youbetchya hasn't posted in over two years. Where does the time go?

Tails don't just grow themselves.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Driving home from work yesterday I saw a guy wearing an Eddie George Cowboys jersey. Thought that was odd.

maybe it was a Jeff George jersey

 

[Clifton]

Hard to believe Yah_Shoor_Youbetchya hasn't posted in over two years. Where does the time go?

Tails don't just grow themselves.

Definitely an FFA HOFer

 

[Aunt Beru]

Hard to believe Yah_Shoor_Youbetchya hasn't posted in over two years. Where does the time go?

Tails don't just grow themselves.

Definitely an FFA HOFer

Anybody have a link to his classic avatar?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hard to believe Yah_Shoor_Youbetchya hasn't posted in over two years. Where does the time go?

Tails don't just grow themselves.

Definitely an FFA HOFer

Anybody have a link to his classic avatar?

No, but this is pretty sweet

 

[jplvr]

Anybody have a solid linux hosting provider? I need something that can support more than 200 concurrent database connections and run php 5+. Prefer Apache 2+ as well.

No one speaks Swede in here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The AT-AT has to be the most ill conceived weapon of all time. Actually, most all of their armored weapons were awful. At least the ones I'm aware of. Either they lost the design plans for the wheel or some company was bribing Imperial officials for the weapons contract.

 

[wadegarrett]

BRETT FAVRE IS ON A PLANE!!!

 

[charvik]

Anybody have a solid linux hosting provider? I need something that can support more than 200 concurrent database connections and run php 5+. Prefer Apache 2+ as well.

No one speaks Swede in here.

Det var daa fan va svaart det ska vara att hitta en bra site foer chat!!!!!

 

[kevzilla]

The AT-AT has to be the most ill conceived weapon of all time. Actually, most all of their armored weapons were awful. At least the ones I'm aware of. Either they lost the design plans for the wheel or some company was bribing Imperial officials for the weapons contract.

It's bad...but the AT-ST is worse. Ewoks could take it down, for crying out loud.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Looks bigger than it is I guess

St. Louis Bob's evil twin...Jefferson City Mitch.

Some of the guys call him Big Mitch

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks bigger than it is I guess

St. Louis Bob's evil twin...Jefferson City Mitch.

Some of the guys call him Big Mitch

ORLYETA

YSR, sorry if I offended you.

 

[YSR]

Looks bigger than it is I guess

St. Louis Bob's evil twin...Jefferson City Mitch.

Some of the guys call him Big Mitch

ORLYETA

YSR, sorry if I offended you.

's quite a head.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Looks bigger than it is I guess

St. Louis Bob's evil twin...Jefferson City Mitch.

Some of the guys call him Big Mitch

ORLY

He is known by many names throughout the universe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks bigger than it is I guess

St. Louis Bob's evil twin...Jefferson City Mitch.

Some of the guys call him Big Mitch

ORLYETA

YSR, sorry if I offended you.

's quite a head.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

First day of school today and my youngest was excited that he can finally go to the same school as his big brother. His preschool teacher got down on one knee and introduced herself as Miss Renee (When this happen BTW? I think you can trace everything that is wrong in the world to the lack of use of last names.) and he promptly hugged her which was pretty cute. It was wondering though, and I believe we may have done this already, but what is the protocol in your family when you arrive at party or function? For example in our crowd, I'll shake the hands of the other men, give the wimmen a "shoulder hug" and a kiss on the cheek and then the men congregate in one place and then the kids and broads stay about as far away as possible.

 

[Disco Stu]

No kissing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No kissing.

No tongue. I don't know if you could do that or not.

 

[Disco Stu]

No kissing.

No tongue. I don't know if you could do that or not.

Maybe we should practice.:confetti:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No kissing.

No tongue. I don't know if you could do that or not.

Maybe we should practice.:confetti:

No way. Sober.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Little baby Bennett arrived today at 12:17pm, weighing in at 6 lbs., 5 oz and measuring ( 19 inches. Both mom and baby are healthy. Dad needs a beer.

 

[charvik]

Congrats!!!

 

[Clifton]

No kissing.

No tongue. I don't know if you could do that or not.

Maybe we should practice.:confetti:

Remember when :confetti: was good for a couple weeks off?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The AT-AT has to be the most ill conceived weapon of all time. Actually, most all of their armored weapons were awful. At least the ones I'm aware of. Either they lost the design plans for the wheel or some company was bribing Imperial officials for the weapons contract.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Little baby Bennett arrived today at 12:17pm, weighing in at 6 lbs., 5 oz and measuring ( 19 inches. Both mom and baby are healthy. Dad needs a beer.

That's awesomeNamed after Minnesota Vikings great Michael Bennett?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

's quite a head.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Little baby Bennett arrived today at 12:17pm, weighing in at 6 lbs., 5 oz and measuring ( 19 inches. Both mom and baby are healthy. Dad needs a beer.

Gift of 20 sided dice sent...congrats!

 

[General Malaise]

First day of school today

WAIT, WHAT?????

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats!!!

Welcome to the world, Bennett!