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shut it down said:
Elbow Truck Driver said:
shut it down said:
Elbow Truck Driver said:
Can we get a list of shows that the Seinfeld haters actually do like? That might help put things in perspective.
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Sure. Here's a list of the comedies (I can give you dramas too, if that helps) that are still active that I enjoy, in no particular order:Eastbound and DownCurb Your EnthusiasmIt's Always Sunny...30 RockCommunityLouieChildrens' HospitalParks and Rec.My favorite "classic" comedy is Cheers.
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Hmmm. I don't have a good answer for you. The shows you list are all pretty funny (at least those that I've seen). Not sure why you would hate Seinfeld.
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Be honest, what shows were you hoping I'd say to fit your theory that I was a rube? Two and a Half Men?
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"Hee Haw"
 
Dexter Manley said:
This girl I'm seeing texts me last night how she loves summer rain. But it's not raining. So I look up the definition of summer rain on urbandictionary.com to make sure I know what she's talking about.While not an exact match, the first result that comes up is close enough, makes sense to me, and I decide to roll with it and text her back.About 5 minutes later I look out the window and it's raining. :yes:
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:thumbup: What did your text say? (if there's some way to keep it clean enough)
 
shut it down said:
Elbow Truck Driver said:
Hmmm. I don't have a good answer for you. The shows you list are all pretty funny (at least those that I've seen). Not sure why you would hate Seinfeld.
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Be honest, what shows were you hoping I'd say to fit your theory that I was a rube? Two and a Half Men?
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:jawdrop: It was just a hypothesis I was testing out. I'm not even sure whose alias you are.ETA: Oh, I see you switched aliases in the midst of the discussion. All this time I thought there were two Seinfeld haters that only thought Newman was funny. That would have been really strange.
 
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McJose said:
proninja said:
McJose said:
proninja said:
Hi guys. I get (re)married on Thursday.
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:thumbup: She golf?
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Real answer: No, but she's remarkably awesome in other waysShtick answer: If she did, she shouldn't be allowed on a golf course anyway
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Smart man. Don't ever encourage her to pick up the game. I almost punched my brother in the throat when he told me he was teaching his new wife how to play golf.
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My wife wanted to try golf after we got married. I got her a lesson with the pro at a local course, telling him I didn't feel comfortable trying to teach her myself.His reply was something like "Even I wouldn't try to teach my own wife to play golf."

 
Disco Stu said:
Dexter Manley said:
This girl I'm seeing texts me last night how she loves summer rain. But it's not raining. So I look up the definition of summer rain on urbandictionary.com to make sure I know what she's talking about.While not an exact match, the first result that comes up is close enough, makes sense to me, and I decide to roll with it and text her back.About 5 minutes later I look out the window and it's raining. :bag:
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:thumbup: What did your text say? (if there's some way to keep it clean enough)
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Don't think I can clean it up enough for this board.
 
I am now taking suggestions for college football tailgating music. Give me something magical.

If you're a hoofer, I have a thread at the hoof.

 
Dexter Manley said:
Disco Stu said:
Dexter Manley said:
This girl I'm seeing texts me last night how she loves summer rain. But it's not raining. So I look up the definition of summer rain on urbandictionary.com to make sure I know what she's talking about.While not an exact match, the first result that comes up is close enough, makes sense to me, and I decide to roll with it and text her back.About 5 minutes later I look out the window and it's raining. :bag:
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:thumbup: What did your text say? (if there's some way to keep it clean enough)
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Don't think I can clean it up enough for this board.
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"English"? :bag: :banned: :lmao:
 
Just found out I was the #2 choice for a sweet corporate gig at Chipotle. :mellow: That's worse than being told they hated you...

 
Anybody have a solid linux hosting provider? I need something that can support more than 200 concurrent database connections and run php 5+. Prefer Apache 2+ as well.

 
shut it down said:
I think Jerry might be the problem. The guy hasn't made me laugh, ever.
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:coffee:Also, whoever said that it was good at the time but doesn't hold up. I remember tuning in every week when it was on but now find myself skipping past any reruns. I find Jerry's voice to be incredibly annoying.
 
The AT-AT has to be the most ill conceived weapon of all time. Actually, most all of their armored weapons were awful. At least the ones I'm aware of. Either they lost the design plans for the wheel or some company was bribing Imperial officials for the weapons contract.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
The AT-AT has to be the most ill conceived weapon of all time. Actually, most all of their armored weapons were awful. At least the ones I'm aware of. Either they lost the design plans for the wheel or some company was bribing Imperial officials for the weapons contract.
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It's bad...but the AT-ST is worse. Ewoks could take it down, for crying out loud.
 
First day of school today and my youngest was excited that he can finally go to the same school as his big brother. His preschool teacher got down on one knee and introduced herself as Miss Renee (When this happen BTW? I think you can trace everything that is wrong in the world to the lack of use of last names.) and he promptly hugged her which was pretty cute. It was wondering though, and I believe we may have done this already, but what is the protocol in your family when you arrive at party or function? For example in our crowd, I'll shake the hands of the other men, give the wimmen a "shoulder hug" and a kiss on the cheek and then the men congregate in one place and then the kids and broads stay about as far away as possible.

 
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Little baby Bennett arrived today at 12:17pm, weighing in at 6 lbs., 5 oz and measuring ( 19 inches. Both mom and baby are healthy. Dad needs a beer.

 
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