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Happy Birthday Krista! I hope you get to see an anaconda!
:goodposting: No anacondas. We've been out of "the bush" since Tuesday (now in Cape Town), though yesterday we saw an entire series of clothing that was emblazoned with "Bush Lover". Thought long about whom to get that for but just couldn't pull the trigger.I did walk amongst some penguins on my birthday, at the tip of Africa (Cape Point and Cape of Good Hope). Damn cool stuff.
 
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The story is too long so I'll just give the punch line.

Mom [very upset]: then, he uttered a racial slur.

Me: aw Christ, what did dad say?

Mom: he called her...a..."Mexican"!

Me [mutes phone to laugh because my sister in law is Mexican.]
:goodposting:
 
Mr. krista4 is watching Deadliest Catch on Cape Town TV as we wind down here, and he's going nuts because there is a Scottish voiceover replacing the usual dramatic voiceover guy, and he's changing everything from yards or feet to meters. :banned: WTF?

 
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I remember when Stu was going through a divorce. I sent him a few pron DVD's I no longer needed. Jesus, I should have just sent them to Tommy Lee instead.
:unsure: I did watch Conquest with an ex-gf ("cougar") one night earlier this year.Yesterday was a blast. Started drinking at 11am. Stopped at 2am. Going on less than three hours sleep right now.

I also may have had two different girls in my bed last night. Not at the same time unfortunately.
Awww man, that really is unfortunate.
Seriously.
 
Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5
Purdue +11 :lmao:
boy, that half a point made a difference! Happy you got the push there.Um, either Oregon is really really good or New Mexico is really really bad. Oregon removed most of its defensive starters in the 2nd quarter. They had 52 points by the half. They allowed zero. Their first drive of the game ended with an INT. I've seen a LOT of butt whoopings live and in person. Nothing comes close to this. I felt sorry for New Mexico 10 minutes into the game. Chip Kelley is like Joe Pesci from Godfellas....just wants to kill the other side in the most brutal manner possible.

Also, my youngest son thinks the team Oregon played today was "The New Mexico Hobos". :lmao: No matter how many times his brother corrected him, he still comes up rolling "Hobos". God, I love that kid. :lmao:

 
Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5
Purdue +11 :coffee:
boy, that half a point made a difference! Happy you got the push there.Um, either Oregon is really really good or New Mexico is really really bad. Oregon removed most of its defensive starters in the 2nd quarter. They had 52 points by the half. They allowed zero. Their first drive of the game ended with an INT. I've seen a LOT of butt whoopings live and in person. Nothing comes close to this. I felt sorry for New Mexico 10 minutes into the game. Chip Kelley is like Joe Pesci from Godfellas....just wants to kill the other side in the most brutal manner possible.

Also, my youngest son thinks the team Oregon played today was "The New Mexico Hobos". :lmao: No matter how many times his brother corrected him, he still comes up rolling "Hobos". God, I love that kid. :lmao:
:lmao: I just realized I told you I was going to bet tomorrow and then realized the games don't start until next Sunday. :mellow:

 
Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5
Purdue +11 :coffee:
boy, that half a point made a difference! Happy you got the push there.Um, either Oregon is really really good or New Mexico is really really bad. Oregon removed most of its defensive starters in the 2nd quarter. They had 52 points by the half. They allowed zero. Their first drive of the game ended with an INT. I've seen a LOT of butt whoopings live and in person. Nothing comes close to this. I felt sorry for New Mexico 10 minutes into the game. Chip Kelley is like Joe Pesci from Godfellas....just wants to kill the other side in the most brutal manner possible.

Also, my youngest son thinks the team Oregon played today was "The New Mexico Hobos". :lmao: No matter how many times his brother corrected him, he still comes up rolling "Hobos". God, I love that kid. :lmao:
:lmao: I just realized I told you I was going to bet tomorrow and then realized the games don't start until next Sunday. :mellow:
There are games tomorrow, FYI. :crack:
 
FYI, I already called it in the gambling thread....it's not a huge reach....but....Boise will be in the national championship game.

 
I found out last night that my cousin that won the 20k a couple of weeks ago got her name drawn to hit softballs at Busch before a Cardinal game to win prizes.

Broad is the luckiest person I know.

 
Happy Birthday Krista! I hope you get to see an anaconda!
:lol: No anacondas. We've been out of "the bush" since Tuesday (now in Cape Town), though yesterday we saw an entire series of clothing that was emblazoned with "Bush Lover". Thought long about whom to get that for but just couldn't pull the trigger.I did walk amongst some penguins on my birthday, at the tip of Africa (Cape Point and Cape of Good Hope). Damn cool stuff.
This better be like when my Mom & Dad said they couldn't afford to get me an Atari for Christmas.
 
You know that commercial where it shows the blond in the high school cafeteria while Beautiful is playing?

I'd like to give her some self esteem.

 
I found out last night that my cousin that won the 20k a couple of weeks ago got her name drawn to hit softballs at Busch before a Cardinal game to win prizes.Broad is the luckiest person I know.
She married?
No. Almost all the women in my family are uber-hot. Almost. ETA Us guys, not so much. Genetics man.She is sick degenerate gambler like the rest of us though.ETA2 I'm about 95% sure she's a lesbo. I love her dearly though. Even if her own brothers once told me they thought she was bat#### crazy.
 
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I've been pretty lazy lately and only talking to girls who seem to be giving a pretty clear green light. And really I haven't even gone out that often without a girl.

So I'm pretty rusty. Last night I decided to step up a little and cold approached a Dallas Stars ice girl. I managed to move her from "skeptical hot girl who gets hit on all the time" to "somewhat interested" but didn't have enough game to get any further. :ptts:

Being on my tenth hour of drinking may not have helped either. I probably need to brush up on that :goggles: stuff though. My natural charm and stunning good looks [/fairchild] :lol: aren't quite enough for that level of hot.

And yes... :pics:

She's the middle one in the top row. Light blue top. She's also #10 in the (recommended) video.

 
General Malaise said:
Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5
Purdue +11 :lmao:
boy, that half a point made a difference! Happy you got the push there.Um, either Oregon is really really good or New Mexico is really really bad. Oregon removed most of its defensive starters in the 2nd quarter. They had 52 points by the half. They allowed zero. Their first drive of the game ended with an INT. I've seen a LOT of butt whoopings live and in person. Nothing comes close to this. I felt sorry for New Mexico 10 minutes into the game. Chip Kelley is like Joe Pesci from Godfellas....just wants to kill the other side in the most brutal manner possible.

Also, my youngest son thinks the team Oregon played today was "The New Mexico Hobos". :lmao: No matter how many times his brother corrected him, he still comes up rolling "Hobos". God, I love that kid. :lmao:
Tell your buddies they should have fun next week GM. Tennessee looks terrible. Could be one of the worst losses at home in history type game coming. Easily worst loss to a non conference team at home. Ouch.

J

 
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Last weekend I took my son (just turned 4 this week) to a cookout at a friend's house. I brought my camera and my son proceeded to start taking pictures of everything (he does this all the time, then I have to go through the camera and delete about 100 pictures of the floor, the ceiling, the dog and pics of me with my half of my head missing etc.) So I'm going through the pictures today and I find a picture my son took of this guy. He is the future father in law of one my best friends and we always laugh at the irony that this guy has a full mustache and body hair like George the Animal Steele, yet he has no hair on top of his head. (and that fact that he walks around shirtless with a gold chain is good for some chuckles too)

So I asked my son why he took this picture and he looked at me and said: "because Daddy, this is something me and you laugh at". I had such a feeling of pride and realized what an incredible bond I've developed with my little man. I also had a feeling of fear.... fear that this type of sense of humor at this age is going to get him in a lot of trouble.

 
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Last weekend I took my son (just turned 4 this week) to a cookout at a friend's house. I brought my camera and my son proceeded to start taking pictures of everything (he does this all the time, then I have to go through the camera and delete about 100 pictures of the floor, the ceiling, the dog and pics of me with my half of my head missing etc.) So I'm going through the pictures today and I find a picture my son took of this guy. He is the future father in law of one my best friends and we always laugh at the irony that this guy has a full mustache and body hair like George the Animal Steele, yet he has no hair on top of his head. (and that fact that he walks around shirtless with a gold chain is good for some chuckles too)

So I asked my son why he took this picture and he looked at me and said: "because Daddy, this is something me and you laugh at". I had such a feeling of pride and realized what an incredible bond I've developed with my little man. I also had a feeling of fear.... fear that this type of sense of humor at this age is going to get him in a lot of trouble.
:own3d: Awesome. Dude is a swinger.
 
Last weekend I took my son (just turned 4 this week) to a cookout at a friend's house. I brought my camera and my son proceeded to start taking pictures of everything (he does this all the time, then I have to go through the camera and delete about 100 pictures of the floor, the ceiling, the dog and pics of me with my half of my head missing etc.)
Man, I used to pull this same gag. Except with real film. Good times.
 
Who teaches dogs to stretch out? Every morning my dog does this perfect runners stretch, getting the front legs first, then the back legs. She looks just like an athlete getting ready for a track meet.

 
Last weekend I took my son (just turned 4 this week) to a cookout at a friend's house. I brought my camera and my son proceeded to start taking pictures of everything (he does this all the time, then I have to go through the camera and delete about 100 pictures of the floor, the ceiling, the dog and pics of me with my half of my head missing etc.) So I'm going through the pictures today and I find a picture my son took of this guy. He is the future father in law of one my best friends and we always laugh at the irony that this guy has a full mustache and body hair like George the Animal Steele, yet he has no hair on top of his head. (and that fact that he walks around shirtless with a gold chain is good for some chuckles too)

So I asked my son why he took this picture and he looked at me and said: "because Daddy, this is something me and you laugh at". I had such a feeling of pride and realized what an incredible bond I've developed with my little man. I also had a feeling of fear.... fear that this type of sense of humor at this age is going to get him in a lot of trouble.
HEY NOW!
 
Who teaches dogs to stretch out? Every morning my dog does this perfect runners stretch, getting the front legs first, then the back legs. She looks just like an athlete getting ready for a track meet.
So true.I once Usain Bolt turn around 3 times before laying down in the grass.
 
McJose said:
Gadzooks said:
Last weekend I took my son (just turned 4 this week) to a cookout at a friend's house. I brought my camera and my son proceeded to start taking pictures of everything (he does this all the time, then I have to go through the camera and delete about 100 pictures of the floor, the ceiling, the dog and pics of me with my half of my head missing etc.) So I'm going through the pictures today and I find a picture my son took of this guy. He is the future father in law of one my best friends and we always laugh at the irony that this guy has a full mustache and body hair like George the Animal Steele, yet he has no hair on top of his head. (and that fact that he walks around shirtless with a gold chain is good for some chuckles too)

So I asked my son why he took this picture and he looked at me and said: "because Daddy, this is something me and you laugh at". I had such a feeling of pride and realized what an incredible bond I've developed with my little man. I also had a feeling of fear.... fear that this type of sense of humor at this age is going to get him in a lot of trouble.
:unsure: Awesome. Dude is a swinger.
:football: :lmao: :bow: I can't wait to hang out with your son when he's older. :lmao:

 
Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5
Purdue +11 :football:
boy, that half a point made a difference! Happy you got the push there.Um, either Oregon is really really good or New Mexico is really really bad. Oregon removed most of its defensive starters in the 2nd quarter. They had 52 points by the half. They allowed zero. Their first drive of the game ended with an INT. I've seen a LOT of butt whoopings live and in person. Nothing comes close to this. I felt sorry for New Mexico 10 minutes into the game. Chip Kelley is like Joe Pesci from Godfellas....just wants to kill the other side in the most brutal manner possible.

Also, my youngest son thinks the team Oregon played today was "The New Mexico Hobos". :unsure: No matter how many times his brother corrected him, he still comes up rolling "Hobos". God, I love that kid. :lmao:
Tell your buddies they should have fun next week GM. Tennessee looks terrible. Could be one of the worst losses at home in history type game coming. Easily worst loss to a non conference team at home. Ouch.

J
Man, I wish I was going! I think Oregon will find the waters a little rougher this week. My buddies are pumped to get down there. Thanks for all the recs.
 
I found out last night that my cousin that won the 20k a couple of weeks ago got her name drawn to hit softballs at Busch before a Cardinal game to win prizes.Broad is the luckiest person I know.
She married?
No. Almost all the women in my family are uber-hot. Almost. ETA Us guys, not so much. Genetics man.She is sick degenerate gambler like the rest of us though.ETA2 I'm about 95% sure she's a lesbo. I love her dearly though. Even if her own brothers once told me they thought she was bat#### crazy.
This came out wrong as if I love her in spite of her being gay. Her and her "friend" are going to Vegas with us in a couple of weeks now.BTW, I want have Disco Stu's babies.
 
We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.

I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

 
We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.
I take it you don't deal with customers?
 
We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.
;)
 
We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.
I want to buy one of those things that your company sells, where do I call?
 

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