gollum
Footballguy
pretty sure you should start a thread about it
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flufhed
Footballguy
Still don't get it. Could someone point me to the funny part?krista4 said:Read the whole thread...General Malaise said:i don't get it.bostonfred said:
YSR
Footballguy
Negative friend glitch in the matrix?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
It's my birthday today.
gollum
Footballguy
happy birthday!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Oh, and whoever FDAS posts as these days (if he even checks this thread): The chili was awesome.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Frostillicus
Footballguy
What? Why?And that would be really good shtick.
gollum
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
YSR
Footballguy
I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Next time just make some [crap] up. That's what I do.Mrs: So whose van was it?Me: Chuck Negron, lead singer for 3-Dog Night. His cousin is Taylor Negron who placed the Mr Pizza Guy in Fast Times.A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"Mrs. SLB
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El Floppo
Footballguy
lol... seems like he's been pretty serious business since the wedding.Otis- everything ok?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Bon Jovi is terrible.
videoguy505
Footballguy
Big time Taylor Negron fan
gollum
Footballguy
terribly entertaining!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
:finger:
Early_10
footballgoddess
Pale and ghostly? No idea what GM would see in someone like that!
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
Early_10
footballgoddess
Your profile does not confirm this. It's not a fact unless I read it on the internet. Reading your post doesn't count.
Early_10
footballgoddess
Thats never happened to me. Not sure how you go on after that.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Mine is tomorrow. 
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Sorry.Also nobody thinks a solid gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Happy birthday Frosty.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I saved the picture. I don't know what I'll end up using it for, but probably nothing.Sorry.Also nobody thinks a sold gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Slap it high?I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Happy birthday Frosty.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.Mine is tomorrow.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Should have chosen Aladdin's Castle.I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Post 18 is a long boring news story. Look under the headline at the newspaper reporter who wrote the story. Hilarity ensues as post 32 as TommyGilmore tries to solve the mystery of who the reporter is.I get a headache reading the Shark Pool. I don't know how you people do it.krista4 said:Read the whole thread...General Malaise said:i don't get it.bostonfred said:
kevzilla
Footballguy
He lives in a mansion under the sea....Sorry.Also nobody thinks a solid gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
gollum
Footballguy
his crib's in a pizznapple under the seaHe lives in a mansion under the sea....Sorry.Also nobody thinks a solid gold, jewel encrusted Sponge Bob pendant is cool? :finger:I know you're not on Facebook but if you were, might I recommend this.A little conversation with my wife last night about a little situation I had:
Mrs: So what happened tonight? What was that all about?
Me: We drove over there and I pull up and there is a van parked on the other side of the street. The van is important because he got out and they had no idea I was there.
Mrs. SLB: So whose van was it?
Me: That's not important. The van is only important because it skewed their view and they didn't know I was there.
Mrs. SLB So who was in the van?
Me: Are you trying to piss me off?!! What part of "the van is only important because it skewed their view do you not understand?!=!"
Mrs. SLB
Me: :headexplode: :whiskey: :whiskey: :whiskey:
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Early_10
footballgoddess
:confirmed:
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
Happy Early Birthday Stu! May you not get a VD or reproduce inyour endeavors!
Early_10
footballgoddess
I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
I hope Bennett pukes on you. Happy Birthday. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Now I'm drinking beer and watching Criminal Minds. I bet whatever Stu is up to it's not half as awesome as this!I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Why does my stomach hurt?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Your're guaranteed to get laid tonight. Shut it.Now I'm drinking beer and watching Criminal Minds. I bet whatever Stu is up to it's not half as awesome as this!I get to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my parents and my two stupid kids.
Plan includes the hair metal party that is Steel Panther tonight. Day off tomorrow featuring a double helping of Dr Dog. Small noon show at a bar, then a headlining show that evening. Hopefully there will be a double helping of something else too.
Don't ban me... I'm referring to birthday cupcakes.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Footballguy
Happy sweet sixteen, Susie.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I find it disturbing that everytime I change my wife's our cat's litter box, he watches me intently. What do you think he's thinking?
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