GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

Jeebus. What's older than a cougar? Sabre-tooth?

 

[Sconch]

Jeebus. What's older than a cougar? Sabre-tooth?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

 

[Disco Stu]

Speaking of teeth, maybe she'd take hers out.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Jeebus. What's older than a cougar? Sabre-tooth?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homotherium:softball:

 

[wadegarrett]

Big fan of this commercial. Watching her swing a club is so damn sexy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Speaking of teeth, maybe she'd take hers out.

You pop 'em out.

From behind.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Mini Chewy Sweet Tarts are freaking awesom

 

[bostonfred]

Gad, you can eat great for free every night of the week if you swing by the senior center and try that trick. There'll be little old ladies knocking at your door with a casserole they just happened to have leftovers of.

 

[YSR]

Jeebus. What's older than a cougar? Sabre-tooth?

Dragon

 

[General Malaise]

So we sat at the bar and noticed these 2 older women (we're talking blue hair) sitting at the corner of bar eating dinner, drinking wine and laughing very loudly. We continued to drink and I continued to be intrigued by these 2 old ladies. I had the bartender put their next round of "wines" on my tab. One of them waddled over to me and my co-workers to thank me and then she said jokingly (i think) "I'm 75 years old and haven't done this in awhile, so does this mean I should give you my phone number" and I said "no, that's so 20th century, you should send me a friend request on Facebook". She smiled and said "I'm not that easy, sport" and went back over to sit with her friend.

Cad, you are smoooooooooooooooooth....I might have to re-think my ban on hanging out with you one day. The comedy alone would be priceless.

 

[Gadzooks]

Im getting clipped tomorrow. Will not post pics.

St. Louis Bob, on 24 May 2011 - 10:27 AM, said:

Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.

Circle of life happening right before our eyes.

 

[Gadzooks]

So we sat at the bar and noticed these 2 older women (we're talking blue hair) sitting at the corner of bar eating dinner, drinking wine and laughing very loudly. We continued to drink and I continued to be intrigued by these 2 old ladies. I had the bartender put their next round of "wines" on my tab. One of them waddled over to me and my co-workers to thank me and then she said jokingly (i think) "I'm 75 years old and haven't done this in awhile, so does this mean I should give you my phone number" and I said "no, that's so 20th century, you should send me a friend request on Facebook". She smiled and said "I'm not that easy, sport" and went back over to sit with her friend.

Cad, you are smoooooooooooooooooth....I might have to re-think my ban on hanging out with you one day. The comedy alone would be priceless.

Cool. I'll bring the Old Spice and condoms.. oh wait

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and we won.

Actually the team I was on won.

Actually in all honsety the team made up of 50% PhDs that they asked me to be one won.

Actually the team I was asked to be on won...thanks to me.

Just think, you TOO could be a phD.

So today in the local newspaper they run a photo of the winning team. The pic isn't very big but it isn't really hard to tell which guy on the team had a few beers. Link

1,8,3,5,4(assuming woman?),9,10,7,6,2

Gadzooks rankings:

5

rest

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Sconch]

Oh and we won.

Actually the team I was on won.

Actually in all honsety the team made up of 50% PhDs that they asked me to be one won.

Actually the team I was asked to be on won...thanks to me.

Just think, you TOO could be a phD.

So today in the local newspaper they run a photo of the winning team. The pic isn't very big but it isn't really hard to tell which guy on the team had a few beers. Link

1,8,3,5,4(assuming woman?),9,10,7,6,2

Gadzooks rankings:

5

rest

oh godNotice that only one spot at the table has beer cups? That's where I was sitting.

#4 is a dude. A very large, effeminate dude.

 

[urbanhack]

 

[urbanhack]

 

[Sconch]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Proud to have taken that pic of shuke.

 

[Sconch]

Proud to have taken that pic of shuke.

The one in the lake?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Proud to have taken that pic of shuke.

The one in the lake?

The very one.

 

[Sconch]

Proud to have taken that pic of shuke.

The one in the lake?

The very one.

That is both admirable and yet disturbing.

 

[General Malaise]

Was not expecting that.

 

[Sconch]

I really have to delete stuff on that photostream. Not this, obviously.

 

[shuke]

Why is it that Wednesday evening drinking always results in me doing stupid things?

I had a meeting late in the afternoon with 2 guys from another department that I don't usually see very often, and after our meeting they suggested going to grab a couple drinks. This was at 5pm. I knew I had a meeting to go to at 6pm and thought it probably wouldn't be a smart idea to grab a couple drinks, but being the company man that I am I thought this "drink-grabbing" activity would be a good team-building activity. After my first drink I knew there was no chance of me going to the 6pm meeting.

So we sat at the bar and noticed these 2 older women (we're talking blue hair) sitting at the corner of bar eating dinner, drinking wine and laughing very loudly. We continued to drink and I continued to be intrigued by these 2 old ladies. I had the bartender put their next round of "wines" on my tab. One of them waddled over to me and my co-workers to thank me and then she said jokingly (i think) "I'm 75 years old and haven't done this in awhile, so does this mean I should give you my phone number" and I said "no, that's so 20th century, you should send me a friend request on Facebook". She smiled and said "I'm not that easy, sport" and went back over to sit with her friend.

We continued to drink. For some reason, one of my co-workers bet the other co-worker that he wouldn't ask one of the ladies to dance. He turned down the bet and I told him that dancing was nothing, it would be funnier if he just went over there and kissed her. We laughed and then one of them said to me "I dare you to go over and kiss her" Without flinching and I went straight over to the 2 charming Golden Girls and said to the flirty one, "That guy just dared me to kiss you, I want you to know I'm doing it partly because he dared me and partly because I want to". I put both of my hands on her face and planted one right on her lips. I held the kiss for about 2.5 seconds. No tongue. The woman just smiled and said "not bad". I walked back to my co-workers who were now laughing hysterically. The 2 old ladies got up to leave and they both blew me kisses as they walked out. Co-worker said something about not knowing that I was into the old broads. I told him I was the "Anti-Homer". He had no clue what that meant.

Once I got home I had the following text message conversation with a girl I've kinda been flirting/texting with:

Me: Hey guess what?

Her: What?

Me: I'm pantsless.

Her: What?

Me: I'm without pants.

Her: Ok. Been drinking tonight?

Me: Yes, when my pants were on.

Her: LoL.

Me: Whats the status on your pants situation right now?

Her: Haha. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Me: You're being weird about my pants inquiry

Me: Update on your pants status?

She still hasn't replied since that last text. It's ok though. The 75 year old is my fallback option and I'm pretty sure she's a sure thing.

I hope this is all true. You're the new coolest guy on the board.

 

[Frostillicus]

I really have to delete stuff on that photostream.

porn?

 

[shuke]

Pissed I don't like your trim color?

 

[Sconch]

I really have to delete stuff on that photostream.

porn?

You got some?

 

[shuke]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

 

[ODoyleRules]

Oh and we won.

Actually the team I was on won.

Actually in all honsety the team made up of 50% PhDs that they asked me to be one won.

Actually the team I was asked to be on won...thanks to me.

Just think, you TOO could be a phD.

So today in the local newspaper they run a photo of the winning team. The pic isn't very big but it isn't really hard to tell which guy on the team had a few beers. Link

Must have been a killer after party.

 

[Sconch]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

 

[Sconch]

Oh and we won.

Actually the team I was on won.

Actually in all honsety the team made up of 50% PhDs that they asked me to be one won.

Actually the team I was asked to be on won...thanks to me.

Just think, you TOO could be a phD.

So today in the local newspaper they run a photo of the winning team. The pic isn't very big but it isn't really hard to tell which guy on the team had a few beers. Link

Must have been a killer after party.

I got the hell out of there as soon as possible. Nice people but aside from the young/Hispanic professor they were not exactly party-people.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Timsocketwrench's first post in that thread basically just took everything from here. Did he cite it? Of course not.

 

[shuke]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

But why? That is my question.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

But why? That is my question.

You expect a good answer to that?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Hey krista, any chance you would be willing to ship some of those mangos to California? My kids LOVE them. Yeah, yeah, I know we can get them here BUT they wouldn't be from krista!

 

[Sconch]

Timsocketwrench's first post in that thread basically just took everything from here. Did he cite it? Of course not.

About 25 years ago I took a class in the history of rock and roll and the text used then was "Rock of Ages: the Rolling Stone History" by Ed Ward. It was excellent, and while I have read many rock history books since, I've never read one half as good. So I have ordered a copy of that from Amazon (it's been out of print for years) and will use that as my main source through the mid 80s. Beyond that, I will be using a variety of different sources. I'll try to list them as I use them.

I wish I could have used this strategy in college."My sources? Oh, a bunch of books on WWII in the library. I'll try to remember to write the names of some of them down at the end."

 

[shuke]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

But why? That is my question.

You expect a good answer to that?

Not from you, blog boy.

 

[Sconch]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

But why? That is my question.

You expect a good answer to that?

Not from you, blog boy.

I honestly don't know why he does it. Whether he's paraphrasing or downright plagiarizing the things he writes about are not his own ideas. And he doesn't try to hide it. It's strange. It would be like tracing some Picasso sketch and then saying "want to see my drawings?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

But why? That is my question.

You expect a good answer to that?

Not from you, blog boy.

I honestly don't know why he does it. Whether he's paraphrasing or downright plagiarizing the things he writes about are not his own ideas. And he doesn't try to hide it. It's strange.

It would be like tracing some Picasso sketch and then saying "want to see my drawings?"

I've been accused of this.

 

[Sconch]

Sconch - what is going on in that Tim guy's rock and roll "narrative" thread? He is copying/pasting everything or writing it? Does that guy have a job?

According to him he's paraphrasing from other sources. I guess he thinks he's providing some sort of service.

Paraphrasing my ###. He pulled this crap in the Civil War thread too. He basically just copies huge segments from books.

But why? That is my question.

You expect a good answer to that?

Not from you, blog boy.

I honestly don't know why he does it. Whether he's paraphrasing or downright plagiarizing the things he writes about are not his own ideas. And he doesn't try to hide it. It's strange.

It would be like tracing some Picasso sketch and then saying "want to see my drawings?"

I've been accused of this.

Yeah but we accused you of tracing your youngest kid's drawings.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't even try to get into any thread started by Tim. I just don't get it. On any level. The amount of words, the meaning of his words, the why of his words. He's so....weird.

 

[Sarnoff]

Try reading his novel sometime.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I don't even try to get into any thread started by Tim. I just don't get it. On any level. The amount of words, the meaning of his words, the why of his words. He's so....weird.

I wish we had images activated on here, so i can post this after everything he posts

 

[urbanhack]

I don't even try to get into any thread started by Tim. I just don't get it. On any level. The amount of words, the meaning of his words, the why of his words. He's so....weird.

But he's got like opinions.....man!

 

[Sconch]

Try reading his novel sometime.

I got about 2 pages through the one about Jews or whatever.

 

[Early_10]

Co-worker said something about not knowing that I was into the old broads. I told him I was the "Anti-Homer". He had no clue what that meant.

I've said "I'm shuked" in front of family and friends and no one seemed to notice that they didn't know the word. Or maybe they did know.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I got about 2 pages through the one about Jews or whatever.

The Bible?Happens to me every time I try.