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[BobbyLayne]

krista>you probably know this already, but scorpions flouresce strongly under ultraviolet light. Finding a portable UV light might be a bit of a project, but it could come in really handy for late-night trips to the bathroom.

And I suppose it goes without saying, but always turn your boots upside down before you put them on in the morning.

 

[Frostillicus]

With the overabundance of snakes and scorpions and your plans to open a restaurant maybe the plan should be to come up with really great snake and scorpion recipes. Would cut down on the overhead.

People do crawfish broil, why not scorpion? They're practically the same thing.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've posted in this thread a ridiculous amount of times.

 

[McJose]

Critters appearing thus far in our Nicaraguan home:In the "gross" category:ScorpionsBatsCockroachesMiceAntsMosquitosTermitesIn the "kind of cute" category:GeckosSo far no snakes, though I understand they're to be expected. Also, cats come in off the roof.For ####'s sake.

Yeah. Poor you.

 

[krista4]

Yes, I mean "in" the house. I guess my criteria have become a bit looser regarding what is acceptable when I'm dealing with a third-world country and indoor-outdoor living. Other than the bedrooms and bathrooms, the house is outside--meaning the kitchen, dining room, office, most of the living space are not able to be closed off and are open to the outdoors. But you could get the critters within the bedrooms anyway due to the cracks and especially the roofs.

As to the scorpions, I did not know about the UV lights and appreciate the tip! Basically people just shake out their shoes and their bedding down there to be safe. I haven't seen one yet; the one spotted in our house was by the cleaning lady who freaked out about it. We're getting fumigated for this and that, but it's just a fact of life there anyway.

 

[Frostillicus]

I hope you don't get the scorpions like the ones from Clash of the Titans. That would suck. And you'd probably die.

 

[krista4]

With the overabundance of snakes and scorpions and your plans to open a restaurant maybe the plan should be to come up with really great snake and scorpion recipes. Would cut down on the overhead. People do crawfish broil, why not scorpion? They're practically the same thing.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Did you buy a house or a lean-to?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Centipedes are worse than scorpions. They will climb up and crawl into your bed. Then sting the mother#### out of you. Faster and nastier than you might think, too, and get pretty big. Centipedes are gnarly.

Hopefully Chaos Commish will get stung by one in Haena, where there are many, and we can hear the gory details.

 

[Frostillicus]

Scorpion Soup

Ingredients

½ cup vegetable oil

30-40 live scorpions, washed

125g fresh pork

1 large garlic bulb, crushed

fresh ginger root, about 3cm, chopped

salt and pepper

½ litre water

1 handful dried Chinese dates

1 handful dried red berries

1 large carrot, sliced

Preparation

Heat the oil in a large wok. Stir-fry the scorpions for 20 seconds.

Add the pork, garlic, salt and pepper. Stir-fry briefly, then add the

water slowly.

Add the other ingredients and simmer on a low heat for 40 minutes.

I have no idea how much 125g of pork is. That could be anywhere from a pork chop to a whole hog. ####### metric system.

 

[krista4]

Did you buy a house or a lean-to?

The house is awesome and just what I wanted. But you know how no matter where you live in NYC, you can have cockroaches? I was in the most beautiful space I've ever seen, on Park Avenue, and they still had a cockroach problem. It's like that. Just the way it is.

 

[krista4]

Centipedes are worse than scorpions. They will climb up and crawl into your bed. Then sting the mother#### out of you. Faster and nastier than you might think, too, and get pretty big. Centipedes are gnarly.Hopefully Chaos Commish will get stung by one in Haena, where there are many, and we can hear the gory details.

We don't have centipedes!* *That I know of. Yet.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Maybe my search function just sucks, but how did no one in the FFA bring up the

Boogaty boogaty boo amen.

They pray before NASCAR races??

 

[BobbyLayne]

I've posted in this thread a ridiculous amount of times.

I had a respectable participation level at some point, but took off too many weeks *(months).

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothingMember name PostsSt. Louis Bob 2678General Malaise 2342YSR 1051Frostillicus 1005krista4 998RudiStein 979Disco Stu 799Early_10 780shuke 698jplvr 692Aaron Rudnicki 639Samuel L Bronkowitz 629Tiger Fan 607McJose 580kevzilla 577Mr. Pickles 575Bob Sacamano 567Good Posting Judge 536urbanhack 528Thorn 516Gadzooks 493mr. furley 485Tremendous Upside 470Notorious T.R.E. 459bostonfred 452charvik 439-fish- 377Running with scissors 349bentley 319Sconch 318Homer J Simpson 307the rover 299Idiot Boxer 280Mr.Pack 276Buck Bradcanon 270desert rose 260Drifter 254Dr. Awesome 228Josie Maran 228Celph Titled 223cosjobs 212El Floppo 210BobbyLayne 210

Hey, think I'm still in the top 50!

 

[krista4]

Scorpion Soup

Ingredients

½ cup vegetable oil

30-40 live scorpions, washed

125g fresh pork

1 large garlic bulb, crushed

fresh ginger root, about 3cm, chopped

salt and pepper

½ litre water

1 handful dried Chinese dates

1 handful dried red berries

1 large carrot, sliced

Preparation

Heat the oil in a large wok. Stir-fry the scorpions for 20 seconds.

Add the pork, garlic, salt and pepper. Stir-fry briefly, then add the

water slowly.

Add the other ingredients and simmer on a low heat for 40 minutes.

I have no idea how much 125g of pork is. That could be anywhere from a pork chop to a whole hog. ####### metric system.

Jesus. Do not tempt Mr. krista.BTW, just noticed GM's "interests".

 

[krista4]

I've posted in this thread a ridiculous amount of times.

I had a respectable participation level at some point, but took off too many weeks *(months).

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothingMember name PostsSt. Louis Bob 2678General Malaise 2342YSR 1051Frostillicus 1005krista4 998RudiStein 979Disco Stu 799Early_10 780shuke 698jplvr 692Aaron Rudnicki 639Samuel L Bronkowitz 629Tiger Fan 607McJose 580kevzilla 577Mr. Pickles 575Bob Sacamano 567Good Posting Judge 536urbanhack 528Thorn 516Gadzooks 493mr. furley 485Tremendous Upside 470Notorious T.R.E. 459bostonfred 452charvik 439-fish- 377Running with scissors 349bentley 319Sconch 318Homer J Simpson 307the rover 299Idiot Boxer 280Mr.Pack 276Buck Bradcanon 270desert rose 260Drifter 254Dr. Awesome 228Josie Maran 228Celph Titled 223cosjobs 212El Floppo 210BobbyLayne 210

Hey, think I'm still in the top 50!

If you combine all the aliases, you're in the top 10.

 

[Frostillicus]

If I could disintegrate one poster from the world it wouldn't be LHUCKS. It wouldn't be timschocher. It wouldn't be Woz, Otis, or MOP. Those people are all awful in their own way, but I'd get rid of Hipple if I could. That #### he does is annoying as #### and yet somehow a religion as sprung up to worship it. He's like Jesus, better to kill him early before it really takes off.

 

[McJose]

I would look into buying a mongoose.

And name him Gary.

 

[Josie Maran]

Krista, is there a non-snake season there?

No one has seen them in our house, and our property guy says because of something to do with our roof (which I didn't understand at all) snakes are less likely. We are going to switch the roof to what he says will more fully prevent both snakes and scorpions (again, totally don't get it).The one snake we've seen in our all our visits throughout the area was in another house, about six inches long and so non-scary that we got right now on the floor with it to take pictures. I'd really not worry about the snakes. Not so thrilled with the scorpions, though.

So a six incher is non-scary, huh? Man, I've really been overestimating my effects on the ladies.

 

[shuke]

Shuke quit, then came back. His will power is astonishing.

Dude, I didn't post all day. This is like a part-time retirement.

 

[krista4]

He's like Jesus, better to kill him early before it really takes off.

Calling this for sig material.

 

[krista4]

I would look into buying a mongoose.

And name him Gary.

For reasons unknown, I thought it was a good idea to google this.

 

[bentley]

If I could disintegrate one poster from the world it wouldn't be LHUCKS. It wouldn't be timschocher. It wouldn't be Woz, Otis, or MOP. Those people are all awful in their own way, but I'd get rid of Hipple if I could. That #### he does is annoying as #### and yet somehow a religion as sprung up to worship it. He's like Jesus, better to kill him early before it really takes off.

I'm going to need a link to this supposed worship. I mostly see people pointing out that he's a moron.Most of those guys (LHUCKS excepted) are interesting in their own way. There's much worse out there. Like pretty much everyone that participates in the political threads.

 

[Frostillicus]

If I could disintegrate one poster from the world it wouldn't be LHUCKS. It wouldn't be timschocher. It wouldn't be Woz, Otis, or MOP. Those people are all awful in their own way, but I'd get rid of Hipple if I could. That #### he does is annoying as #### and yet somehow a religion as sprung up to worship it. He's like Jesus, better to kill him early before it really takes off.

I'm going to need a link to this supposed worship. I mostly see people pointing out that he's a moron.Most of those guys (LHUCKS excepted) are interesting in their own way. There's much worse out there. Like pretty much everyone that participates in the political threads.

Every time he does it someone has to point out that "a hippling is in progress" which just makes him think it's looked at as an event and everyone loves it. I think it was in the Finless thread where people finally tried to tell him to knock it the F off so at least we're making progress.Hell, there was even a subcult that called it Krippling because Krista was doing it. For shame.

 

[Frostillicus]

Link

 

[shuke]

I've posted in this thread a ridiculous amount of times.

I had a respectable participation level at some point, but took off too many weeks *(months).

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothingMember name PostsSt. Louis Bob 2678General Malaise 2342YSR 1051Frostillicus 1005krista4 998RudiStein 979Disco Stu 799Early_10 780shuke 698jplvr 692Aaron Rudnicki 639Samuel L Bronkowitz 629Tiger Fan 607McJose 580kevzilla 577Mr. Pickles 575Bob Sacamano 567Good Posting Judge 536urbanhack 528Thorn 516Gadzooks 493mr. furley 485Tremendous Upside 470Notorious T.R.E. 459bostonfred 452charvik 439-fish- 377Running with scissors 349bentley 319Sconch 318Homer J Simpson 307the rover 299Idiot Boxer 280Mr.Pack 276Buck Bradcanon 270desert rose 260Drifter 254Dr. Awesome 228Josie Maran 228Celph Titled 223cosjobs 212El Floppo 210BobbyLayne 210

Hey, think I'm still in the top 50!

How many of those are Tanner, like 6?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Well, I'm all caught up here, but still a little confused, so let me see if I got everything right.....

having missed the last couple days in here, I appreciate the summary.

Can we make this a regular feature? Rotate the duties between GM, SLB, YSR, Krista and Frosti. I'd go further down the list but it starts repeating.

 

[bentley]

If I could disintegrate one poster from the world it wouldn't be LHUCKS. It wouldn't be timschocher. It wouldn't be Woz, Otis, or MOP. Those people are all awful in their own way, but I'd get rid of Hipple if I could. That #### he does is annoying as #### and yet somehow a religion as sprung up to worship it. He's like Jesus, better to kill him early before it really takes off.

I'm going to need a link to this supposed worship. I mostly see people pointing out that he's a moron.Most of those guys (LHUCKS excepted) are interesting in their own way. There's much worse out there. Like pretty much everyone that participates in the political threads.

Every time he does it someone has to point out that "a hippling is in progress" which just makes him think it's looked at as an event and everyone loves it. I think it was in the Finless thread where people finally tried to tell him to knock it the F off so at least we're making progress.Hell, there was even a subcult that called it Krippling because Krista was doing it. For shame.

Well, it's not our fault that he's too dumb to get the point.Also, I think the Planet of the Apes prequel actually seems like a decent idea for a movie. Is something wrong with me?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Centipedes are worse than scorpions. They will climb up and crawl into your bed. Then sting the mother#### out of you. Faster and nastier than you might think, too, and get pretty big. Centipedes are gnarly.

Hopefully Chaos Commish will get stung by one in Haena, where there are many, and we can hear the gory details.

We don't have centipedes!* *That I know of. Yet.

Lucky girl, we do, and they suck balls.And for further proof, you'll see here in, "Episode the 24th" from Season 1 of Japanese Bug Fights, the two square off... And a mid-size centipede makes short work of a full-sized scorpion like it was Pacquiao over Matsuki. The scorpion's stings were futile while mr. centipede just bided his time for some soft tissue opportunity before pouncing. DONE.

LINK

 

[General Malaise]

Do we really want to encourage females buying ultraviolet black lights, kev? Isn't that a major violation of man code? God help my wife if she ever shined one near my laptop.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Every time he does it someone has to point out that "a hippling is in progress" which just makes him think it's looked at as an event and everyone loves it.

Uh, that's a big negative there, Ghost Rider.

 

[McJose]

I've posted in this thread a ridiculous amount of times.

I had a respectable participation level at some point, but took off too many weeks *(months).

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothingMember name PostsSt. Louis Bob 2678General Malaise 2342YSR 1051Frostillicus 1005krista4 998RudiStein 979Disco Stu 799Early_10 780shuke 698jplvr 692Aaron Rudnicki 639Samuel L Bronkowitz 629Tiger Fan 607McJose 580kevzilla 577Mr. Pickles 575Bob Sacamano 567Good Posting Judge 536urbanhack 528Thorn 516Gadzooks 493mr. furley 485Tremendous Upside 470Notorious T.R.E. 459bostonfred 452charvik 439-fish- 377Running with scissors 349bentley 319Sconch 318Homer J Simpson 307the rover 299Idiot Boxer 280Mr.Pack 276Buck Bradcanon 270desert rose 260Drifter 254Dr. Awesome 228Josie Maran 228Celph Titled 223cosjobs 212El Floppo 210BobbyLayne 210

Hey, think I'm still in the top 50!

How many of those are Tanner, like 6?

3, jerkwagon.

 

[Josie Maran]

I would look into buying a mongoose. And name him Gary.

You misspelled Riki Tiki Tavi.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

krista>you probably know this already, but scorpions flouresce strongly under ultraviolet light. Finding a portable UV light might be a bit of a project, but it could come in really handy for late-night trips to the bathroom. I know this because one time a family of scorpions nested in my hair for six months.

 

[krista4]

I would look into buying a mongoose. And name him Gary.

You misspelled Riki Tiki Tavi.

krista>you probably know this already, but scorpions flouresce strongly under ultraviolet light. Finding a portable UV light might be a bit of a project, but it could come in really handy for late-night trips to the bathroom. I know this because one time a family of scorpions nested in my hair for six months.

Maybe I'm drunk (after all, it is Monday), but .

 

[krista4]

Centipedes are worse than scorpions. They will climb up and crawl into your bed. Then sting the mother#### out of you. Faster and nastier than you might think, too, and get pretty big. Centipedes are gnarly.

Hopefully Chaos Commish will get stung by one in Haena, where there are many, and we can hear the gory details.

We don't have centipedes!* *That I know of. Yet.

Lucky girl, we do, and they suck balls.And for further proof, you'll see here in, "Episode the 24th" from Season 1 of Japanese Bug Fights, the two square off... And a mid-size centipede makes short work of a full-sized scorpion like it was Pacquiao over Matsuki. The scorpion's stings were futile while mr. centipede just bided his time for some soft tissue opportunity before pouncing. DONE.

LINK

I made it zero seconds into this. As in, saw the pictures and was scared even to press "play".

 

[McJose]

I would look into buying a mongoose. And name him Gary.

You misspelled Riki Tiki Tavi.

I bet you named your dog "Rover" too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Also, mystery house thread is a must-read. Seriously.

 

[Josie Maran]

I would look into buying a mongoose. And name him Gary.

You misspelled Riki Tiki Tavi.

I bet you named your dog "Rover" too.

Nope. Riki Tiki Tavi.

 

[gamera]

Do we really want to encourage females buying ultraviolet black lights, kev? Isn't that a major violation of man code? God help my wife if she ever shined one near my laptop.

JFC

 

[krista4]

Also, mystery house thread is a must-read. Seriously.

OK, two people whose views I respect have said this. What's the draw there? Just a ?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Wait, "kev" as in psychological kev???

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Also, mystery house thread is a must-read. Seriously.

OK, two people whose views I respect have said this. What's the draw there? Just a ?

Yeah, it's just a Royal Rumble of shtick. "Later transvestite", a millipede wearing 500 pairs of Prada sneakers, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[gamera]

Wait, "kev" as in psychological kev???

Nope. AFAIK.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wait, "kev" as in psychological kev???

Nope. AFAIK.

Psychological Kev is now Mario Kart. HTH.

 

[krista4]

Also, mystery house thread is a must-read. Seriously.

OK, two people whose views I respect have said this. What's the draw there? Just a ?

a millipede wearing 500 pairs of Prada sneakers

OK, this just might lure me in. SLBD, the guy you're thinking of is now Mario Kart, if my notebook is correct.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Thanks, I don't got no notebook. So, what happened to sweepdogs? The guy that was gonna be a bridesmaid. I think that thread is long gone unfortunately. What alias did he/she become?

 

[dharmapunk]

Also, mystery house thread is a must-read. Seriously.

OK, two people whose views I respect have said this. What's the draw there? Just a ?

Am I one of those two, or part of the jabbering rabble?Also - you moved to Nicaragua full-time or did you pick up a vacation spot? Mrs. Sack and I and have been seriously considering teaching English abroad because education stateside sucks balls right now. We heard of a killer program where you work on annual contracts (first contract is two years), they provide a house, maid, nanny, free private school education for your offspring, and you teach private school kids without downs syndrome or meth addictions. Apparently you come out ahead with decent coin (for educators) since most of your living expenses are covered. Mrs. Sack met a couple who did this for 10 years. After 5 they were able to buy a nice lakehouse in Ithaca and summer here.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

They need to make The Bacehlorette more challeging. Everybody can fall in love in Fiji...let's drop them off in Somalia, Albania or Cleveland and THEN watch them fall in love.

watch it, pal

 

[Bogart]

Maybe my search function just sucks, but how did no one in the FFA bring up the

Yep, they pray before every NASCAR race. Just none of them are as kick-### as that one is.He made that prayer his #####.