GM's thread about nothing (9 Viewers)

[Chemical X]

i was at least 300 miles from teh hurricane and had no power for 14 hours yesterday.

what ticked me off was listening to teh radio and progress energy comes on and says 250,000 are without power, we are doing our best, you can go to our website for updates.......with what power running my modem and router?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

i was at least 300 miles from teh hurricane and had no power for 14 hours yesterday.what ticked me off was listening to teh radio and progress energy comes on and says 250,000 are without power, we are doing our best, you can go to our website for updates.......with what power running my modem and router?

Iphone to the rescue!

 

[Chemical X]

not if you use at&t

 

[mr. furley]

I have had hellacious pain at the base of my big toe for the last year or so. The joint is swollen/distended. IDK, just too ####### busy to get around to a doc and it must have been in remission when I had my annual physical over the winter.Gout/No Gout?Better Q - ask my GP first, or go to a podiatrist (are they quacks like chiropractors?), or Orthopedist? No, I don't need a referral from my GP first under out plan.TIA

GP - they'll do a blood test to determine if you have the gout. Sure sounds like you do.

"Sure sounds" like he does? Not all toe pain is gout. Happy to help.

what, you're an expert now?

 

[jplvr]

i was at least 300 miles from teh hurricane and had no power for 14 hours yesterday.what ticked me off was listening to teh radio and progress energy comes on and says 250,000 are without power, we are doing our best, you can go to our website for updates.......with what power running my modem and router?

I didn't pay my Uverse bill on time and had an operator tell me "next time you can go to our website" to resolve a problem like this. We had a little talk.

 

[Tiger Fan]

zbmmmmxznaaaaAXZZX ZV N VV `YGJNJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURF

JR's first official post in the GMTAN.

I was actually thinking about having the twins "start" a thread the other day and I could show them in a bunch of years...but I figured it would be purged eventually. Smart of having him post in here

 

[Tickle Monster]

So, apparently, I made out with the GF of the owner of my local watering hole, right at the bar. Sigh.... no memory of this. Don't know how long I'll be banned from there. Sucks ###.

 

[mr. furley]

So, apparently, I made out with the GF of the owner of my local watering hole, right at the bar. Sigh.... no memory of this. Don't know how long I'll be banned from there. Sucks ###.

guy should thank you for doing him the favor.. now he knows he can cut her loose before losing half his bar to her

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, apparently, I made out with the GF of the owner of my local watering hole, right at the bar. Sigh.... no memory of this. Don't know how long I'll be banned from there. Sucks ###.

guy should thank you for doing him the favor.. now he knows he can cut her loose before losing half his bar to her

#brosbeforehos

 

[Tickle Monster]

So, apparently, I made out with the GF of the owner of my local watering hole, right at the bar. Sigh.... no memory of this. Don't know how long I'll be banned from there. Sucks ###.

guy should thank you for doing him the favor.. now he knows he can cut her loose before losing half his bar to her

Actually, she's the real money maker in the relationship. She has a high paying position at a large international bank. He's the half owner of a hole in the wall that can barely keep beer on tap.

 

[YSR]

I've decided to get out of the house and go to a local Bingo hall. This ought to be awesome.

I've set some sort of pre-ranking for my draft, but if you're feeling charitable and want to help with my rankings, please to PM me and I'll give you username and PW.

(and yes, I realize that going to play Bingo isn't helping Truck's (mis)representation of my being a redneck).

 

[dharmapunk]

So, apparently, I made out with the GF of the owner of my local watering hole, right at the bar. Sigh.... no memory of this. Don't know how long I'll be banned from there. Sucks ###.

guy should thank you for doing him the favor.. now he knows he can cut her loose before losing half his bar to her

Actually, she's the real money maker in the relationship. She has a high paying position at a large international bank. He's the half owner of a hole in the wall that can barely keep beer on tap.

Not to dismiss your mojo, but that guy's already had relationship problems if his girlfriend goes ahead and makes out in the bar her boyfriend owns. Either you slipped her a roofie, or she don't care anymore.

 

[dharmapunk]

Is the GMTAN Pancake League idea dead? I shouldn't be commissioner, but I could at least try to get the site started up if anyone wanted to go forward with this. If we're doing a money league, I'll assume everyone is good for it. I think it's a pretty well-known bunch in here.

I forgot all about this. Dead idea or still on? Bueller? Frye?

 

[kotzwinkle]

Could be the worst hangover of my life. Managed to lose two credit cards in two different locations last night. I think I need supervision

 

[dharmapunk]

Could be the worst hangover of my life. Managed to lose two credit cards in two different locations last night. I think I need supervision

You, TM, and others are my heroes. I don't even have a local watering hole. I have a couch, 1/2 a six pack in the fridge, netflix instant, and an outside shot at sex if she doesn't fall asleep from exhaustion first. I'm not even 40 yet.Slap it high!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[Sammy3469]

Just you wait

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just you wait

My water hole(s) will never leave me. (Will they?)

 

[YSR]

Really creepy here. Bunch of old people and smoker. We're in the "silent" rounds, where the #s are on a TV screen. So there are 200 people here and there is literally no talking.

Serious Business

 

[Gadzooks]

I've decided to get out of the house and go to a local Bingo hall. This ought to be awesome.

I've set some sort of pre-ranking for my draft, but if you're feeling charitable and want to help with my rankings, please to PM me and I'll give you username and PW.

(and yes, I realize that going to play Bingo isn't helping Truck's (mis)representation of my being a redneck).

It makes me want to make out with you.

 

[dharmapunk]

I've decided to get out of the house and go to a local Bingo hall. This ought to be awesome.

I've set some sort of pre-ranking for my draft, but if you're feeling charitable and want to help with my rankings, please to PM me and I'll give you username and PW.

(and yes, I realize that going to play Bingo isn't helping Truck's (mis)representation of my being a redneck).

It makes me want to make out with you.

Yea, I'm into granny porn too.

 

[Tecumseh]

Had my best ever round of disc golf today. Beat my previous best score by 7 strokes.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had my best ever round of disc golf today. Beat my previous best score by 7 strokes.

Do you still say strokes? Seems like it should be throws or something.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just watched the big fights from the UFC last night. WOW. Good stuff.

 

[JaxBill]

Really creepy here. Bunch of old people and smoker. We're in the "silent" rounds, where the #s are on a TV screen. So there are 200 people here and there is literally no talking.

Serious Business

When you only need one more for Bingo, stand up and yell "Uno".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Really creepy here. Bunch of old people and smoker. We're in the "silent" rounds, where the #s are on a TV screen. So there are 200 people here and there is literally no talking.

Serious Business

When you only need one more for Bingo, stand up and yell "Uno".

Do this if you want to see "old lady attacks."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

PSA

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PSA

LOL

 

[Tiger Fan]

PSA

HFS

 

[BobbyLayne]

PSA

Have you thought of using a headband with knee high tube socks (triple stripes, natch)?

 

[Steve Tasker]

PSA

 

[dharmapunk]

PSA

 

[mr. furley]

Just watched the big fights from the UFC last night. WOW. Good stuff.

how many fights were won by the old crotch to the face smother move?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just watched the big fights from the UFC last night. WOW. Good stuff.

how many fights were won by the old crotch to the face smother move?

Not sure if any were. The 3 BIG fights were all via KO.HI

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just watched the big fights from the UFC last night. WOW. Good stuff.

how many fights were won by the old crotch to the face smother move?

Not sure if any were. The 3 BIG fights were all via KO.HI

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5LCdbO5XB2w/Tlpya1KjlcI/AAAAAAAAAAM/LJz5K2TBay8/s1600/10001961.gif

 

[Tecumseh]

Had my best ever round of disc golf today. Beat my previous best score by 7 strokes.

Do you still say strokes? Seems like it should be throws or something.

There's a tee box, fairway, putter, driver, etc.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had my best ever round of disc golf today. Beat my previous best score by 7 strokes.

Do you still say strokes? Seems like it should be throws or something.

There's a tee box, fairway, putter, driver, etc.

Tosses?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had my best ever round of disc golf today. Beat my previous best score by 7 strokes.

Do you still say strokes? Seems like it should be throws or something.

There's a tee box, fairway, putter, driver, etc.

Tosses?

Should probably just make up some kind of completely goofy bs." Beat my previous best score by 7 14's of spades."

"Hits" would be perfect.

 

[shuke]

I have had hellacious pain at the base of my big toe for the last year or so. The joint is swollen/distended. IDK, just too ####### busy to get around to a doc and it must have been in remission when I had my annual physical over the winter.Gout/No Gout?Better Q - ask my GP first, or go to a podiatrist (are they quacks like chiropractors?), or Orthopedist? No, I don't need a referral from my GP first under out plan.TIA

GP - they'll do a blood test to determine if you have the gout. Sure sounds like you do.

"Sure sounds" like he does? Not all toe pain is gout. Happy to help.

what, you're an expert now?

It doesn't take an expert to know that gout is not the only diagnosis for toe pain.

 

[shuke]

I've decided to get out of the house and go to a local Bingo hall. This ought to be awesome. I've set some sort of pre-ranking for my draft, but if you're feeling charitable and want to help with my rankings, please to PM me and I'll give you username and PW.(and yes, I realize that going to play Bingo isn't helping Truck's (mis)representation of my being a redneck).

Please tell me you took pictures.

 

[shuke]

PSA

OMFG

 

[krista4]

PSA

HFS

 

[bentley]

Just a little geopolitical PSA here - The DC area earthquake was caused by an underground nuclear explosion. Apparently this is another battle in the war between the CIA and the US Air Force.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just a little geopolitical PSA here - The DC area earthquake was caused by an underground nuclear explosion. Apparently this is another battle in the war between the CIA and the US Air Force.

Mr. Ham > Hi

 

[Oh Yes!]

getting after a bottle of Riunite Lambrusco

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

getting after a bottle of Riunite Lambrusco

WINNING?I did homework all day today. Actually went to the office to have no distractions (kid, gf>hi). But started smoking cigars and pounding bourbon as soon as I got home at 6pm. :slapithigh:

 

[BobbyLayne]

I have had hellacious pain at the base of my big toe for the last year or so. The joint is swollen/distended. IDK, just too ####### busy to get around to a doc and it must have been in remission when I had my annual physical over the winter.

Gout/No Gout?

Better Q - ask my GP first, or go to a podiatrist (are they quacks like chiropractors?), or Orthopedist? No, I don't need a referral from my GP first under out plan.

TIA

GP - they'll do a blood test to determine if you have the gout. Sure sounds like you do.

"Sure sounds" like he does? Not all toe pain is gout. Happy to help.

what, you're an expert now?

It doesn't take an expert to know that gout is not the only diagnosis for toe pain.

I'm sorry, shuke. You can be he only with gout. Really, it's no biggie.BTW, I'd recommend NOT running a Google image search on gout. :X

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Hurricane Report

I don't want to S my own D here, but I don't think I'm ever going to top this one.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hurricane Report

I don't want to S my own D here, but I don't think I'm ever going to top this one.

#epic####

 

[krista4]

Hurricane Report

I don't want to S my own D here, but I don't think I'm ever going to top this one.

Pip pip!