GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Lots of stressful, crazy #### going on currently. But I'm not going to share any of it here. You know why?Because I'm German.

well sure. It's always easier to deal with your problems by invading a neighboring country.

 

[KGB]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Wow Whats the monthly payment/ or cost to purchase?

 

[Tribulation]

Lots of stressful, crazy #### going on currently. But I'm not going to share any of it here. You know why?Because I'm German.

well sure. It's always easier to deal with your problems by invading a neighboring country.

I prefer to think of it as an emotional concentration camp.

 

[Tecumseh]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Wow Whats the monthly payment/ or cost to purchase?

Did you pay cash for the property?

 

[Disco Stu]

Nice work, Texbros.

This is fun.

 

[Dungeon Master]

So wait, the guy will end up asking you what guy in the entire league you want, then go out and get him for you, so that he can can finally get this player he just can't live without?! Never heard of anything quite like that, hilarious, love it.

Yes. He's quite relentless.

 

[Bogart]

Nice work, Texbros.

This is fun.

 

[Bogart]

So I was messing around this morning, and realized that my 3 year old daughter does not have an email address yet. So I went into Gmail to set up the account, kicked myself for not doing it earlier because the names I wanted are not available, and then got kicked by Google because I put her real birthday.

The funny part of this story is after getting kicked, I decided to log into my 7 year old son's email that I created for him back in 2004. No one at all knows this email at all, other than myself and my wife. She sent him an email in 2005 and she has probably forgotten about it.

I was surprised to find 93 emails in his Inbox. Here is the breakdown:

[*]1 email from Gmail welcoming him to Gmail

[*]1 email from his Mom

[*]1 email from YouTube confirming his account - I forgot I registered him with YouTube back in 2007. Got his name.

[*]9 emails from MySpace. I registered him for MySpace back in 2008, thinking I needed to get his real estate there early. Oops. The emails consisted of a "thanks for joining" email and several "where have you been" emails and a final "Facebook+MySpace Mashup" email. Nothing from them since January. Guess they gave up.

[*]1 email from Google Buzz and their lawsuit. Nice.

[*]80 emails from datehookup.com. Firefighter727 is going to be really pissed that he hasn't been getting all of his mail from hot chicks in his area of Fort Oglethorpe.

 

[charvik]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

What amount of cash are we talking?

 

[-fish-]

I officially hate coming to work now.

:shorttimer:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

link

 

[shuke]

Actually, let me put this in order.9/20 Wayne and Cutler for Newton and D Henderson9/29 Fred Jackson, Josh Freeman, and Henderson for Chris Johnson, Boldin, and Crabtree9/29 Newton and Nate Washington for Roethlisberger and Jordy Nelson10/18 Crabtree for Steelers D10/19 Boldin, Fred Davis, and Palmer for McNabb, Gore, and Cooley10/24 Felix Jones for Hillis10/24 Chris Johnson and Jordy Nelson for Steve Smith and Deangelo Williams

Gotta be a college student, right? Can't imagine an adult having that much time to **** around with FF.

Nope, full time worker.Unreal, right?

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[shuke]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Whoever filmed that is a POS, in my opinion.

 

[General Malaise]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Would you consider taking on a partner? A silent, pale, easy going partner?

 

[Sconch]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Whoever filmed that is a POS, in my opinion.

You know what they say about opinions.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Oh for ####s sake I'm in the wrong thread.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Would you consider taking on a partner? A silent, pale, easy going partner?

you've used that line quite a bit over the years, haven't you?

 

[General Malaise]

shuke - I wouldn't worry about it too much yet. Maybe have a talk with him see how he's doing if anything is bothering him. Be supportive, don't make a big deal out of it. If it continues it may be something. My eldest had similar issues from time to time and it passed.

I talked to him, and he seems to be doing fine. Everyting good at school, not getting in trouble there or anything. We just got done with soccer season, where he was probably the least aggressive and least productive player on the team, but that stuff doesn't seem to phase him.

Start making him wear slacks. Confidence should skyrocket.

My mom made we wear slacks in first grade. Sucked so bad.

Worse than Tanner's red slacks?

Pretty sure they were white.When I was traveling with my folks to Phily a few weeks ago, my mom looked at me and said "Forrest, you wear corduroy pants, right? They are the in thing right now" and I said to her "Mom, if you are thinking of buying me any sort of clothing, let me disavow you of that notion right now and plead with you to return anything you might have purchased for me to wear. If I let you dress me, I'd still be a virgin". My dad was giggling over to the side and my mom elbowed him. Turns out she bought him three pairs of corduroy pants for his birthday and he hated them. She was so angry with both of us the rest of the trip as we would continously mock her new fascination with corduroy pants. "Hey dad, you know what would make this suit look tremendous? I nice pair of corduroy pants." She returned them and I'm hoping returned the pairs she probably bought me for Xmas.

 

[General Malaise]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Would you consider taking on a partner? A silent, pale, easy going partner?

you've used that line quite a bit over the years, haven't you?

Not to ladies, no.

 

[charvik]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Would you consider taking on a partner? A silent, pale, easy going partner?

Nicaragua the new Belize?

 

[heckmanm]

shuke - I wouldn't worry about it too much yet. Maybe have a talk with him see how he's doing if anything is bothering him. Be supportive, don't make a big deal out of it. If it continues it may be something. My eldest had similar issues from time to time and it passed.

I talked to him, and he seems to be doing fine. Everyting good at school, not getting in trouble there or anything. We just got done with soccer season, where he was probably the least aggressive and least productive player on the team, but that stuff doesn't seem to phase him.

Start making him wear slacks. Confidence should skyrocket.

My mom made we wear slacks in first grade. Sucked so bad.

Worse than Tanner's red slacks?

Pretty sure they were white.When I was traveling with my folks to Phily a few weeks ago, my mom looked at me and said "Forrest, you wear corduroy pants, right? They are the in thing right now" and I said to her "Mom, if you are thinking of buying me any sort of clothing, let me disavow you of that notion right now and plead with you to return anything you might have purchased for me to wear. If I let you dress me, I'd still be a virgin".

My dad was giggling over to the side and my mom elbowed him. Turns out she bought him three pairs of corduroy pants for his birthday and he hated them. She was so angry with both of us the rest of the trip as we would continously mock her new fascination with corduroy pants. "Hey dad, you know what would make this suit look tremendous? I nice pair of corduroy pants."

She returned them and I'm hoping returned the pairs she probably bought me for Xmas.

Could have saved $$$ by just sending you to school naked, no?

 

[proninja]

I officially hate coming to work now.:shorttimer:

:daydrunk:

 

[UOFI_316]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Now give that $2500 a month to Otis to gamble with and you will have boatloads in no time. Plus, with a bank in Nicaragua you could actually get your money out of the account unlike Otis.

 

[commisholio]

I officially hate coming to work now.:shorttimer:

this is me, except I kind of love it. I feel no real reason to do anything other than take care of the client work that has to get done. Boring meeting? No thank you!

 

[Sconch]

shuke - I wouldn't worry about it too much yet. Maybe have a talk with him see how he's doing if anything is bothering him. Be supportive, don't make a big deal out of it. If it continues it may be something. My eldest had similar issues from time to time and it passed.

I talked to him, and he seems to be doing fine. Everyting good at school, not getting in trouble there or anything. We just got done with soccer season, where he was probably the least aggressive and least productive player on the team, but that stuff doesn't seem to phase him.

Start making him wear slacks. Confidence should skyrocket.

My mom made we wear slacks in first grade. Sucked so bad.

Worse than Tanner's red slacks?

Pretty sure they were white.When I was traveling with my folks to Phily a few weeks ago, my mom looked at me and said "Forrest, you wear corduroy pants, right? They are the in thing right now" and I said to her "Mom, if you are thinking of buying me any sort of clothing, let me disavow you of that notion right now and plead with you to return anything you might have purchased for me to wear. If I let you dress me, I'd still be a virgin".

My dad was giggling over to the side and my mom elbowed him. Turns out she bought him three pairs of corduroy pants for his birthday and he hated them. She was so angry with both of us the rest of the trip as we would continously mock her new fascination with corduroy pants. "Hey dad, you know what would make this suit look tremendous? I nice pair of corduroy pants."

She returned them and I'm hoping returned the pairs she probably bought me for Xmas.

Could have saved $$$ by just sending you to school naked, no?

 

[phishphan]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Whoever filmed that is a POS, in my opinion.

snot-nosed turds shouldn't be allowed to hit animals.

 

[YSR]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Why have you not deleted that kitty lab pic? I can't go back over because I've already seen it quoted once.

 

[Sconch]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Why have you not deleted that kitty lab pic? I can't go back over because I've already seen it quoted once.

Oh I have images turned off. I have to click the link to see. I'm just going to pretend all those cats were getting some sort of bionics installed.

 

[phishphan]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Why have you not deleted that kitty lab pic? I can't go back over because I've already seen it quoted once.

they were just getting "fixed", weren't they?

 

[Tiger Fan]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Would you consider taking on a partner? A silent, pale, easy going partner?

Nicaragua the new Belizeuranium?

fixed

 

[El Floppo]

In case you don't make it ov:e:r to the pics that rule thread

Pretty sure I don't have to look at another gif ever.

Whoever filmed that is a POS, in my opinion.

snot-nosed turds shouldn't be allowed to hit animals.

wait... or was shuke going the other way with that?

 

[El Floppo]

PSA for anyone who likes money: Nicaragua.

I put our house up for rental five days ago. Five days. We already have solid inquiries + paid rentals for about four months worth of rentals. Just to do the Nicaraguan math...we pay less than $500/month paying above average wages for our property manager, cleaning person, and also utilities and cable/internet. We make >$3000/month in rental.

We're already considering our next purchase. Nicaraguan real estate conglomerate = this guy (gal).

Seriously worth considering if you have some cash lying around.

Would you consider taking on a partner? A silent, pale, easy going partner?

Nicaragua the new Belizeuranium wheatie?

fixed

fixed

 

[Sconch]

Today is Picasso's birthday. I wanted to play Jonathan Richman's "Pablo Picasso" for my students but decided against it. Damn me and my high moral standards.

 

[El Floppo]

Today is Picasso's birthday. I wanted to play Jonathan Richman's "Pablo Picasso" for my students but decided against it. Damn me and my high moral standards.

oh- I had it in my mind as a circle jerks tune.can't you just make them use their earmuffs?

 

[General Malaise]

70-33 in STLB's Pick 'em contest. Good enough for 13th place. FML.

 

[cosjobs]

70-33 in STLB's Pick 'em contest. Good enough for 13th place. FML.

I only made picks once this year and that time I was doing it against the line.How far behind you am I?

 

[Osaurus]

Today is Picasso's birthday. I wanted to play Jonathan Richman's "Pablo Picasso" for my students but decided against it. Damn me and my high moral standards.

Awesome song!

 

[Sconch]

Today is Picasso's birthday. I wanted to play Jonathan Richman's "Pablo Picasso" for my students but decided against it. Damn me and my high moral standards.

Awesome song!

I had to settle for saying something like "In his lifetime he produced something like 50,000 works of art and is considered one of the most influential artists of the 20th century...and girls could not resist his stare."

 

[Gadzooks]

70-33 in STLB's Pick 'em contest. Good enough for 13th place. FML.

I only made picks once this year and that time I was doing it against the line.How far behind you am I?

I had to read that multiple times because it kept sounding like something a gay-Yoda would say right before commencing a certain physical activity.

 

[YSR]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

 

[Sconch]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

Suuuuurre the cat did it.

 

[Tiger Fan]

70-33 in STLB's Pick 'em contest. Good enough for 13th place. FML.

I am literally awful at NFL pickem. I'm like 43rd out of 44th in the one I'm in. I actually try to think about these guys, but I just suck

 

[General Malaise]

70-33 in STLB's Pick 'em contest. Good enough for 13th place. FML.

I only made picks once this year and that time I was doing it against the line.How far behind you am I?

 

[General Malaise]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life.

 

[El Floppo]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life.

 

[urbanhack]

Actually, let me put this in order.9/20 Wayne and Cutler for Newton and D Henderson9/29 Fred Jackson, Josh Freeman, and Henderson for Chris Johnson, Boldin, and Crabtree9/29 Newton and Nate Washington for Roethlisberger and Jordy Nelson10/18 Crabtree for Steelers D10/19 Boldin, Fred Davis, and Palmer for McNabb, Gore, and Cooley10/24 Felix Jones for Hillis10/24 Chris Johnson and Jordy Nelson for Steve Smith and Deangelo Williams

Gotta be a college student, right? Can't imagine an adult having that much time to **** around with FF.

Nope, full time worker.Unreal, right?

proninjaFootballguyGroup: Members Posts: 20,350

People trade for defenses???

 

[Keys Myaths]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life.

I heard a story about my friend trying this, and it totally didn't work. Using rice for this cure must be totally useless.

 

[Sconch]

I once dropped my phone into a sack of rice and then I put it in a pitcher of water to clean it off. Totally ruined it.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I once dropped my phone into a sack of rice and then I put it in a pitcher of water to clean it off. Totally ruined it.

Did you get another TO?Every Bears game it seems...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

RICE WORKS