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[Gadzooks]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry to hear Bob. On the plus side, you got a good night's sleep to re-coup. And he should be able to sleep better at home. My big question is WTH did your mom share those calls with him?

Meh, thanks but don't be. I only feel sorry for my parents. She's been dead to me ever since Sonny found her for me some years ago. Constant thorn in my side my whole life. The thing about Cal is when he wants to know something, he is relentless until you give him some information. I was told that the cops and hospital were calling them all night, so that didn't help things. He also kept telling mom something about wanting to see the sun come up. He didn't fall asleep until 5:30 this morning. I just got home with them, 62 mile round trip to the new house vs. 2 miles from the old house.BTW I talked to Cal before I left:

Cal: It looks like it is going to rain here.

Me: It started raining here about an hour ago and so I couldn't the Christmas lights up.

Cal: Well that sucks.

Me: Excuse me?

Cal: That sucks.

Me: Excuse me?!

Cal: Oh, yeah, um, stinks?

Me: That's better.

Now I want some pizza. Damn you, Bob.

Me too. And I can't eat pizza.

Now THAT sucks. Um, stinks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"



What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

Think less PG. /discostu

 

[Sconch]

HJS, I texted Mrs. SLB to bring me home a pizza from one of my favorite places. She texted back "too far" and I replied "no it isn't".Just finished eating it.

And good luck with your sister.

 

[kevzilla]

What's the appropriate response here?

She wants to piss off her dad. She is my dream woman. I will murder you in the face if you don't make teh juice with this one.

 

[Sconch]

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here?

"That shouldn't make you nervous. My fetish for erotic asphyxiation combined with my Quaalude and malt liquor addiction should make you nervous."HTH

 

[Sconch]

Good god this "Civil War" game is crappy.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Well we kinda work together...you think you're nervous"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

GO TACKLE HER RIGHT F'ING NOW!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Hey, totally unrelated question but does your dad own a gun?"

 

[Zow]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

I take no offense to being associated with a post about a hot 22 year old being interested.

 

[Sconch]

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Sconch,kevzilla,Aquaman,Zow

If you try to give Zooks some serious advice I'm going to stab you in the eye.

 

[Zow]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Well we kinda work together...you think you're nervous"

Yep. Or something like," I got asked for a drink last night at midnight by a girl nearly half my age and who happens to be the daughter of my friend, and you're the nervous one? " Make her think she is the bad one here - she'll like it. And add the wink, it's lame but she is 22 and it'll make you seem younger.

 

[Zow]

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Sconch,kevzilla,Aquaman,Zow

If you try to give Zooks some serious advice I'm going to stab you in the eye.

That's cool, eyepatches are badass

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So this GB of mine has this GF we call "Knuckles"....

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If both the cage and the GMTAN are going Woz-heavy tonight, I'm out.

 

[Gambino]

Just discovered a growler store near me

 

[Gadzooks]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Hey, totally unrelated question but does your dad own a gun?"

Before seeing this my response was: "So as far as you know, has your Dad ever killed anyone?"Makes me proud and scared to be thinking like you.

 

[Gadzooks]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Well we kinda work together...you think you're nervous"

Yep. Or something like," I got asked for a drink last night at midnight by a girl nearly half my age and who happens to be the daughter of my friend, and you're the nervous one? " Make her think she is the bad one here - she'll like it. And add the wink, it's lame but she is 22 and it'll make you seem younger.

Dating advice from Woz. Perhaps I could get some parenting advice from MOP.

 

[Sconch]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Well we kinda work together...you think you're nervous"

Yep. Or something like," I got asked for a drink last night at midnight by a girl nearly half my age and who happens to be the daughter of my friend, and you're the nervous one? " Make her think she is the bad one here - she'll like it. And add the wink, it's lame but she is 22 and it'll make you seem younger.

Dating advice from Woz. Perhaps I could get some parenting advice from MOP.

Let me give you some work-out tips.

 

[Sconch]

Some dude laying the smack-freaking-down on FB

 

[cosjobs]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Hey, totally unrelated question but does your dad own a gun?"

 

[Gadzooks]

Some dude laying the smack-freaking-down on FB

Andre **** (Overly clingy black guy)

 

[BRONG]

"ADD THE WINK"

 

[mr. furley]

Some dude laying the smack-freaking-down on FB

well then

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Hey, totally unrelated question but does your dad own a gun?"

Before seeing this my response was: "So as far as you know, has your Dad ever killed anyone?"Makes me proud and scared to be thinking like you.

Those responses serve several purposes: 1. To let her know that your intentions are to stick things in her. 5. To make it a conspiratorial thing...like it's you and her against the authority figure. B. Make her laugh while still accomplishing #1. 3. Profit

 

[Osaurus]

Brined turkey breast #2 turned out much better. I think with a turkey breast I can go down to 1/2 cup salt total. Noticeably moister than unbrined IMO.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Well we kinda work together...you think you're nervous"

Yep. Or something like," I got asked for a drink last night at midnight by a girl nearly half my age and who happens to be the daughter of my friend, and you're the nervous one? " Make her think she is the bad one here - she'll like it. And add the wink, it's lame but she is 22 and it'll make you seem younger.

uh oh, I got the Woz seal of approval

 

[BRONG]

Yeah, TF, but you forgot to ADD THE WINK, because it will make you seem younger!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[Osaurus]

Maybe play the avuncular stern disciplinarian and she's been a naughy girl (or will be).

 

[Sconch]

The other night at the movies I winked at the girl working the box office. She carded me for an R-rated movie.

 

[dharmapunk]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

Step 1: Grow a mustacheStep 2: Profit

 

[proninja]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

Step 1: Grow a mustacheStep 2: Profit

 

[Gadzooks]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

Step 1: Grow a mustacheStep 2: Profit

I'm a fan

 

[BRONG]

The other night at the movies I winked at the girl working the box office. She carded me for an R-rated movie.

can't stop laughing over this. I'm gonna ADD THE WINK all night tonight. Will report back...

 

[Sconch]

I was just at Vons and winked at this woman in the produce section. She asked me "Are you lost little boy? Where is your mommy?"

 

[proninja]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

Step 1: Grow a mustacheStep 2: Profit

I'm a fan

Oh hell yes

 

[Homer J Simpson]

1100

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do you see the wink? DO YOU SEE IT??!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was just at Vons and winked at this woman in the produce section. She asked me "Are you lost little boy? Where is your mommy?"

You better have crapped and pissed yourself.

 

[Bogart]

Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here.

22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.

Anyways, she just texted me the following:

"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"

What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.

"Well we kinda work together...you think you're nervous"

Yep. Or something like," I got asked for a drink last night at midnight by a girl nearly half my age and who happens to be the daughter of my friend, and you're the nervous one? " Make her think she is the bad one here - she'll like it. And add the wink, it's lame but she is 22 and it'll make you seem younger.

Dating advice from Woz. Perhaps I could get some parenting advice from MOP.

Let me give you some work-out tips.

Let me give you some marriage tips.

 

[Sconch]

I was just at Vons and winked at this woman in the produce section. She asked me "Are you lost little boy? Where is your mommy?"

You better have crapped and pissed yourself.

Thought I didn't?

 

[dharmapunk]

Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.

Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.

So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?

You should just do it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist. So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?You should just do it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was just at Vons and winked at this woman in the produce section. She asked me "Are you lost little boy? Where is your mommy?"

You better have crapped and pissed yourself.

Thought I didn't?

 

[BRONG]

I was just at Vons and winked at this woman in the produce section. She asked me "Are you lost little boy? Where is your mommy?"

god I love this.. Been running cold since I hit my 40's but once I learned how to ADD THE WINK, I've seen Twilight like 50 times.

 

[YSR]

Am preparing for a 4 or 5 day stint of not checking FB because of Clemson/USC game. Gamecocks are cocks.

 

[Gadzooks]

Am preparing for a 4 or 5 day stint of not checking FB because of Clemson/USC game. Gamecocks are cocks.

Oh hello YSR.....

 

[dharmapunk]

Am preparing for a 4 or 5 day stint of not checking FB because of Clemson/USC game. Gamecocks are cocks.

Oh hello YSR.....

Aaron, is there any way can be changed to :woz: ?Yea I know, but I had to ask.