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Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.

Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.

So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?

You should just do it. ;)
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!! ;)

 
Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.

Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.

So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?

You should just do it. ;)
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!! ;)
AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!

 
Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.

Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.

So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?

You should just do it. ;)
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!! ;)
:thumbup: say what you want, but I know 22 year old girls. Pinky swears, winks, LOLs, Olive Garden; they dig that ####

 
Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.

Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.

So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?

You should just do it. ;)
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!! ;)
:thumbup: PM sent.

 
Was supposed to meet some friends in San Diego yesterday. They were running late so I decided to kill time at a strip joint. They never showed, but I'm now "dating" a Bulgarian stripper.

 
I'm well more than 100 pages back but I just wanted to say that my 11 Y.O. daughter just got Orlando Pace's autograph at Rite Aid.

 
Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.

Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.

So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?

You should just do it. ;)
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!! ;)
don't forget pics
 
Have the kids and brought them over to spend the night with my stepdad and mom. My stepdad is having his best day so far after chemo so taking advantage of it.

There is a good chance in the next hour everyone else will be asleep and I will be drinking whatever beer is in the fridge, watching Tombstone and wishing I was Gadzooks.

 
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My mom is pretty much blind
Frosty could use this. :unsure:
:lmao: :goodposting:
:goodposting:Direct quote from my mom this morning, "There's a paper towel over there I'm not going to touch, your wife's bra is in the corner, and your father found her panties but I don't know where he put them."
What was your Mom doing going into the porch at 2:30am? And I'd like an update as to what your father did with your wife's panties. (now there's a sentence I never I thought I'd type)
1. She got up to go to the bathroom and saw the fireplace was still going in the porch. Went to see if anybody was still up. 2. Just on a pile with a bunch of our other crap. They handled it all pretty well.
 
Gonna need some GMTAN wisdom here. 22 year old girl that I met and texted on Wednesday night, started texting me last night. I think she has a good idea of how old I am and apparently that's not stopping her. I didn't feel that great so I stayed in last night. She went to the casino with her friends. She came home kinda early because she was tired. We kept texting. I probably shouldn't have anything to do with this girl, besides the fact she's 22, our professional work circles have a very good chance crossing and her father is a real estate appraiser who does a lot of work for the bank I work at. I know him and I'm closer in age to him than I am to her. So around midnight last night she texted "hey I can't sleep, lets go get a drink". I turned her down and took a rain check. I looked in the mirror disgusted with myself that I just turned down this 22 year old. So now we are supposed to try and meet up for drink later tonight. Last night I wasn't drinking, tonight I am drinking. You do the math.Anyways, she just texted me the following:"You're friends with all my Dad's friends, that makes me nervous, lol"What's the appropriate response here? I have absolutely no idea how to respond. My specialty is usually the quick witty reply. I got nothing here. I want to shoot myself in the face because now I'm talking like some kind of weird Woz/JBizzleman love child. I need a drink.
I'd love the chance to feel up a 22-year old. Don't blow this.
 
I have about 4-5 pages to catch up on.

But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.

I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.

 
I have about 4-5 pages to catch up on.But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.
USC game has not started and they are playing UCLA, fyi
 
I'm well more than 100 pages back but I just wanted to say that my 11 Y.O. daughter just got Orlando Pace's autograph at Rite Aid.
Hey look at me, I get my prescriptions filled at the same store as a future hall of famer!!!!
:no:
You don't think Watson's daughter will make the HOF?
FWIW my wife forgot her pen and he brought it out to her in her car...pretty sure she's the HOF'er here.EDIT for mistype

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I have about 4-5 pages to catch up on.But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.
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I have about 4-5 pages to catch up on.But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.
#### that #####.
:goodposting: I'm wearing a sweatsuit. Let me know if you want me to talk to her.
 

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