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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
dharmapunk
Footballguy
if they changedOh hello YSR.....
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!!Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.
Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.
So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?
You should just do it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!AWESOME!!!It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!!Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.
Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.
So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?
You should just do it.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
x 1 million. ADD THE WINK has changed my life!!!!!
Zow
Footballguy
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!!Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.
Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.
So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?
You should just do it.
say what you want, but I know 22 year old girls. Pinky swears, winks, LOLs, Olive Garden; they dig that ####
dharmapunk
Footballguy
It's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!!Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.
Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.
So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?
You should just do it.
PM sent.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Bloody Mary time.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Zow
Footballguy
keys, you know what i'm talking about.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Edit: Derp, woz
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
It's 6am already?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Nostalgia. I never drank these things until I lived in LA, where they're all the rage for 11am football.So every now and then I grab a bottle of mix and some vodka for a football game, like ND-Stanford right now.It's 6am already?
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'll allow it.Nostalgia. I never drank these things until I lived in LA, where they're all the rage for 11am football.So every now and then I grab a bottle of mix and some vodka for a football game, like ND-Stanford right now.It's 6am already?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I'll allow it.Nostalgia. I never drank these things until I lived in LA, where they're all the rage for 11am football.So every now and then I grab a bottle of mix and some vodka for a football game, like ND-Stanford right now.It's 6am already?
Thanks!
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Knuckles who?
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
I'm well more than 100 pages back but I just wanted to say that my 11 Y.O. daughter just got Orlando Pace's autograph at Rite Aid.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
If Notre Dame doesn't start doing something soon, I'm skyrimming it.
don't forget picsIt's on. She's has spent the last hour texting about how "we can never, ever, ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about this" I pinky swore that I wouldn't tell, I figured a "pinky swear" would make me seem younger, kinda like winking. I'm now on my 3rd Jack and Coke and getting ready to meet some friends at the bar and then she is going to show up at the bar later. Get your phones ready and Tanner make sure your inbox is clean. I'm going in!!!!!Seriously Zooks, I don't know how you can say no.
Recently I had an opportunity with a smoking hot 20 year yoga freak, who was involved with her martial arts instructor (and former army sniper), and it took looking into my son and wife's eyes every day to resist.
So it took marriage, fatherhood, and trouble with a professional killer to dissuade me. And your excuse is possible bad business?
You should just do it.
cosjobs
Footballguy
easy, easy money. 2nd ML dog winner in 3 weeks. this is a free service.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
What could possibly go wrong?
Hey look at me, I get my prescriptions filled at the same store as a future hall of famer!!!!
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
Have the kids and brought them over to spend the night with my stepdad and mom. My stepdad is having his best day so far after chemo so taking advantage of it.
There is a good chance in the next hour everyone else will be asleep and I will be drinking whatever beer is in the fridge, watching Tombstone and wishing I was Gadzooks.
There is a good chance in the next hour everyone else will be asleep and I will be drinking whatever beer is in the fridge, watching Tombstone and wishing I was Gadzooks.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You don't think Watson's daughter will make the HOF?
any other poster and I'd be laughingETA: oh what the hellYou don't think Watson's daughter will make the HOF?
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-fish-
Footballguy
She lives 1000 miles away. I visit San Diego 3-4 times a year. I think this may work.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Did Pace wink at her?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
1. She got up to go to the bathroom and saw the fireplace was still going in the porch. Went to see if anybody was still up. 2. Just on a pile with a bunch of our other crap. They handled it all pretty well.What was your Mom doing going into the porch at 2:30am? And I'd like an update as to what your father did with your wife's panties. (now there's a sentence I never I thought I'd type)
Frostillicus
Footballguy
So much about this brining of a breast talk reminds me of my new thanksgiving memory.Did you wash it off after brining?Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Whoa. That's weird.board is acting weird. didn't you mean to ask frosty this?Did you wash it off after brining?Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Well thats.....I don't know. I got nothing.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'd love the chance to feel up a 22-year old. Don't blow this.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My Goddaughter's older sister was in a TV commercial with Pace and Bruce. All she had to do was be born with Epilepsy.
YSR
Footballguy
I have about 4-5 pages to catch up on.
But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.
I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.
But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.
I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.
cosjobs
Footballguy
USC game has not started and they are playing UCLA, fyi
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
FWIW my wife forgot her pen and he brought it out to her in her car...pretty sure she's the HOF'er here.EDIT for mistypeYou don't think Watson's daughter will make the HOF?
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of with younger women, but I've never resorted to the Olive Garden.keys, you know what i'm talking about.
just give dad the wink and all will be forgiven
bentley
Footballguy
#### that #####.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Location: Somewhere close to you. This creeps me out quite a bit, given your username.But they have the never-ending pasta bowl!?!?!I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of with younger women, but I've never resorted to the Olive Garden.keys, you know what i'm talking about.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
SofaKings
Footballguy
Thought that said granddaughter. I'm just gonna stop drinking right now.My Goddaughter's older sister was in a TV commercial with Pace and Bruce. All she had to do was be born with Epilepsy.
SofaKings
Footballguy
Ohio State v clemson?But they have the never-ending pasta bowl!?!?!I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of with younger women, but I've never resorted to the Olive Garden.keys, you know what i'm talking about.
mr. furley
Footballguy
wat
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