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'Tiger Fan said:
'bentley said:
I agree with whoever said that the Shark move was spending the party grilling and drinking beer instead of having to awkwardly interact with a bunch of people that I don't like all that much. I've done that for both of JR's birthday parties. The people I want to spend time with will stop by to hang out at the grill, assist and get more beer while my wife has to deal with the rest of the jerks.
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I like my family & friends :shrug:Plus, I want to see my kids do stuff like eat the cake and play in the bounce house, etc.
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I agree with the chili idea. Just have bowls of shredded cheese, scallions, sour cream, huge bags of Fritos, etc., etc. I assume you have a slow cooker, which would make this easy and only require periodic maintenance (to refill, etc).Also agree with cheese and crackers with some veggies and dip.How long do you anticipate the party being? I might be able to make a recommendation for something that will hold up for, say, an hour - but may not be great after 2 hours.
 
'Guster said:
'YSR said:
I didn't want to bog this thread down with boring real life legal advices, so GMTAN Lawyers, please see mine.
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Sorry about your problem with owning multiple properties. Good luck :thumbup:
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:lmao: Thanks. He bought all of these as a bachelor, thinking that they would be a great retirement one day. He'll probably be right, but we are about 15-20 years away from when these will be working in our favor. Right now they are just a pain in the ###.

 
Heading out to grab a breakfast burrito and a bloody mary. I'll likely come back in a couple hours and take a nap.

Sunday' without football are neat

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'General Malaise said:
Coached a 9am hoops game for my older son's team. We were 3-0 coming into the game. Pretty sure we lost by 30. Not a lot of African American boys in the Beaverton School District. We ran into a team with 3 of them on it. Whoa. :unsure: Three of our guys cried.

Coached younger son's game at 10:30am. First time this season I was able to coach his team during a game due to scheduling overlap. For 2nd grade, coaches are on the floor, no refs. I was in a horrible mood due to my first game. But all was forgotten when our Austic player scored his first basket of the year today. Sure, I had to run down and essentially set a pick for him and sure, he missed 10 shots before he got this one, but damn it, he was going to score. Gym erupted. Bad mood forgotten.

Took a small nap at home. Rare event for me. Woke up and went for a 3 mile run at the track at 2pm. Awesome day here. 55 degrees and sunny, no wind. Felt awesome to soak in some sun and run.

Took wife to 4pm happy hour at Portland City Grill, which means we had to line up outside an elevator with other early birds and wait for 4pm to head up to the 30th floor hot spot. Got a great table by the window and enjoyed happy hour wine, beer, pork buns, sushi, fries. My wife had her first glass of wine in over a month. We subscribe to the belief that a pregnant gal can enjoy an occasional drink if she stops at one. She LOVED it. Place was packed. We spotted a good looking couple eyeballing our table, invited them to join us and signed out our tab. They were very nice and appreciative. We were home by 5:20. And for the first time in what seems like a long long time, she initiated and wanted some sexy time!!!! :excited:

She's been asleep since 6pm. You guys get to hang out with me. :banned: :banned: :banned:
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This is the 2nd wife?
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uh...yes. :unsure: the first 3 months of pregnancy seemed to completely rob her of any sexual desires. Well, that and being married to a guy who looks like Powder the Snowman. But into 2nd trimester, it looks to be coming back. Hooray for me! I was running low on socks. :unsure:

 
'Guster said:
Heading out to grab a breakfast burrito and a bloody mary. I'll likely come back in a couple hours and take a nap. Sunday' without football are neat
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I have Body Pump at 10:15 with Jugdish, Olivia Newton John's fat older sister and a few of the Golden Girls. The upside is that the instructor has a loud mic and likes to sing along with the songs from Lady Ga Ga, Rhianon, Pink and a COVER of Eye of the Tiger. It's an hour of hell for a Sunday morning. That's the punishment for being a fat, weak, old pile of goo. After that, it's a 4 mile run. And THEN??? I'm getting the kids at 2pm in an exchange with wife #1 who really isn't offering to take one of our nights at all, so an exchange isn't the right word.Maybe today is the day I finish "Tuesdays With Murry". Your Sunday absent NFL >>>>>> my Sunday.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
Heading out to grab a breakfast burrito and a bloody mary. I'll likely come back in a couple hours and take a nap.

Sunday' without football are neat
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I have Body Pump at 10:15 with Jugdish, Olivia Newton John's fat older sister and a few of the Golden Girls. The upside is that the instructor has a loud mic and likes to sing along with the songs from Lady Ga Ga, Rhianon, Pink and a COVER of Eye of the Tiger. It's an hour of hell for a Sunday morning. That's the punishment for being a fat, weak, old pile of goo. After that, it's a 4 mile run. And THEN??? I'm getting the kids at 2pm in an exchange with wife #1 who really isn't offering to take one of our nights at all, so an exchange isn't the right word.

Maybe today is the day I finish "Tuesdays With Murry".

Your Sunday absent NFL >>>>>> my Sunday.
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This is the second reference you've made to this. Are you just fishing at this point? Because I've Googled "Tuesdays with Murry" and refuse to believe that's what you mean.
 
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Guster said:
Oh, and thanks to CC's FB work, I heard from Tuesday girl again. it looks like I'll be seeing her again sometime soon-ish. She seems pretty fun and we've got a fair amount in common, so conversation is easy. I need to make sure that she doesn't get too attached and realizes that I'm just looking for some fun. I think she understands that now, but could see it becoming an issue if I see her too often. the first date was pretty fun and random and I still have her belt at my place. I think the $ move here is to forget to bring the belt to the next date so she has to come back to get it. (Stripes)
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I think the $ move would be to UPS it back to her fashioned into a noose. Yikes.
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:lmao: Jesus.
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Yeah, that was really mean. :bag: Plus, pictures don't do the vast majority of girls justice. Personality can move a chick 4 spots in my book.
'BRONG said:
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
Deviled eggs are also a fun thing to serve
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'YSR said:
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
Heading out to grab a breakfast burrito and a bloody mary. I'll likely come back in a couple hours and take a nap.

Sunday' without football are neat
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I have Body Pump at 10:15 with Jugdish, Olivia Newton John's fat older sister and a few of the Golden Girls. The upside is that the instructor has a loud mic and likes to sing along with the songs from Lady Ga Ga, Rhianon, Pink and a COVER of Eye of the Tiger. It's an hour of hell for a Sunday morning. That's the punishment for being a fat, weak, old pile of goo. After that, it's a 4 mile run. And THEN??? I'm getting the kids at 2pm in an exchange with wife #1 who really isn't offering to take one of our nights at all, so an exchange isn't the right word.

Maybe today is the day I finish "Tuesdays With Murry".

Your Sunday absent NFL >>>>>> my Sunday.
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This is the second reference you've made to this. Are you just fishing at this point? Because I've Googled "Tuesdays with Murry" and refuse to believe that's what you mean.
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Is it Maurie? Why I find it funny is because I like to watch Maurie Povich on days I'm not at work...MLK Jr, Good Friday, President's Day....or if one of my sons is home sick. Love it when Maurie does his DNA Testing shows. But my absolute favorite part is when the black dudes on there call him "Murry". He doesn't even correct them. So good. :lmao:

Alright, sorry for the shtick/fishing/bad jokes. I will make a concerted effort to not butcher the names of books, pop stars, websites, shows, or have any blatant misspellings. :thumbup:

 
I lost my temporary virginity last night. She didn't beg but wrote me a thank you note for being such a good husband and taking such good care of her in the kids. So close enough. Not surprisingly, the love making "session" was actually shorter when I lost my actual virginity.

 
'General Malaise said:
'YSR said:
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
Heading out to grab a breakfast burrito and a bloody mary. I'll likely come back in a couple hours and take a nap.

Sunday' without football are neat
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I have Body Pump at 10:15 with Jugdish, Olivia Newton John's fat older sister and a few of the Golden Girls. The upside is that the instructor has a loud mic and likes to sing along with the songs from Lady Ga Ga, Rhianon, Pink and a COVER of Eye of the Tiger. It's an hour of hell for a Sunday morning. That's the punishment for being a fat, weak, old pile of goo. After that, it's a 4 mile run. And THEN??? I'm getting the kids at 2pm in an exchange with wife #1 who really isn't offering to take one of our nights at all, so an exchange isn't the right word.

Maybe today is the day I finish "Tuesdays With Murry".

Your Sunday absent NFL >>>>>> my Sunday.
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This is the second reference you've made to this. Are you just fishing at this point? Because I've Googled "Tuesdays with Murry" and refuse to believe that's what you mean.
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Is it Maurie? Why I find it funny is because I like to watch Maurie Povich on days I'm not at work...MLK Jr, Good Friday, President's Day....or if one of my sons is home sick. Love it when Maurie does his DNA Testing shows. But my absolute favorite part is when the black dudes on there call him "Murry". He doesn't even correct them. So good. :lmao:

Alright, sorry for the shtick/fishing/bad jokes. I will make a concerted effort to not butcher the names of books, pop stars, websites, shows, or have any blatant misspellings. :thumbup:
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:lmao: It's Maury Povich.

But no, carry on. I'm just angry that I fell for it and Googled the Murry thing, thinking it was an amazing novel I'd not heard of.

 
This just in" COD-Modern Warfare is highly addictive. I knew I shouldn't have bought that damn game. 3 hours of my life down the drain.

Can't wait to play some more tonight. :bag:

 
'Tiger Fan said:
'bentley said:
I agree with whoever said that the Shark move was spending the party grilling and drinking beer instead of having to awkwardly interact with a bunch of people that I don't like all that much. I've done that for both of JR's birthday parties. The people I want to spend time with will stop by to hang out at the grill, assist and get more beer while my wife has to deal with the rest of the jerks.
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I like my family & friends :shrug:Plus, I want to see my kids do stuff like eat the cake and play in the bounce house, etc.
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Yeah, not sure where I was going here. It's strange that this particular post would be my drunk hot opinion of the night.I've had success with doing up burgers/dogs on the grill beforehand and putting them in a warmer.
 
PSA:

If you are friends with Tanner on teh Facespace, do not engage him in a game of Scrabble. He's the WORST.

 
Going to take the wife and kids to something called The Crafty Underdog. Not really sure what to expect (I mean, other than artsy fartsy crafts, live music, things I would never buy, an overwhelming smell of petuli oil) but I did note the beer and wine being served. Kids welcome!

I don't normally have the kids on Sundays, so I had to scramble to come up with a cheap idea for entertainment. And I don't know if global warming has finally come home to roost or what, but this recent spate of dry, partly sunny, 50ish type weather in Portland is a welcome departure from typical February deluges and coldness.

God I miss football. :kicksrock:

 
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'General Malaise said:
Going to take the wife and kids to something called The Crafty Underdog. Not really sure what to expect (I mean, other than artsy fartsy crafts, live music, things I would never buy, an overwhelming smell of petuli oil) but I did note the beer and wine being served. Kids welcome!

I don't normally have the kids on Sundays, so I had to scramble to come up with a cheap idea for entertainment. And I don't know if global warming has finally come home to roost or what, but this recent spate of dry, partly sunny, 50ish type weather in Portland is a welcome departure from typical February deluges and coldness.

God I miss football. :kicksrock:
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sorry to hear about no football and nice weather meaning you spend time with your children, man
 
'cosjobs said:
'General Malaise said:
Going to take the wife and kids to something called The Crafty Underdog. Not really sure what to expect (I mean, other than artsy fartsy crafts, live music, things I would never buy, an overwhelming smell of petuli oil) but I did note the beer and wine being served. Kids welcome!

I don't normally have the kids on Sundays, so I had to scramble to come up with a cheap idea for entertainment. And I don't know if global warming has finally come home to roost or what, but this recent spate of dry, partly sunny, 50ish type weather in Portland is a welcome departure from typical February deluges and coldness.

God I miss football. :kicksrock:
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sorry to hear about no football and nice weather meaning you spend time with your children, man
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: What is CPAC? :bag:

 
So a guy I work with was, and I stress WAS as big as I am. I started noticing he has been shrinking and finally asked him what was up. He stated that about 6 months ago he started on Weight Watchers for Men and has lost about 70lbs so far :shock: He is off his insulin and is doing great.

So to make a long story short, I am going to give this a try starting this week.

I absolutely need to do this if I want to live a long life. The problem is I absolutely love food and think I'm, scratch that, I KNOW I'm addicted.

I'm going to try this and try hard. I feel, and this is sad commentary on me, but I feel like I will need to call someone to talk me out of stopping at fast food joints on my way home from work.

I have a couple of very close friends who would absolutely take those calls and not look down on me, but it's so damn hard admitting to anyone I have a problem.

Should I tell them that I might call them for support, or man up and try to do this on my own?

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'Mr.Pack said:
So a guy I work with was, and I stress WAS as big as I am. I started noticing he has been shrinking and finally asked him what was up. He stated that about 6 months ago he started on Weight Watchers for Men and has lost about 70lbs so far :shock: He is off his insulin and is doing great.So to make a long story short, I am going to give this a try starting this week.I absolutely need to do this if I want to live a long life. The problem is I absolutely love food and think I'm, scratch that, I KNOW I'm addicted.I'm going to try this and try hard. I feel, and this is sad commentary on me, but I feel like I will need to call someone to talk me out of stopping at fast food joints on my way home from work.I have a couple of very close friends who would absolutely take those calls and not look down on me, but it's so damn hard admitting to anyone I have a problem.Should I tell them that I might call them for support, or man up and try to do this on my own? :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag:
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I've told this story many times on this board. Weight watchers is 100% legit. It's not a diet...you can eat whatever you want...it's an eating/lifestyle program that "teaches" you portion control.Initially I lost 30lbs in 3 month (195 to 165) follwoing weight watchers very strictly. After Katrina, I gained a ton of weight any got back up to 205...eventually got down to 160 via weight watchers over the course of a year or so (following it semi strict).I know you're probably laughing at this point b/c even 205 isn't ridiculous. But I absolutely love food and drinks, and I hate exercising (outside of playing sports). But WW makes weight loss easy, S.It's not hard to do...and you will feel much better for it!GLLL
 
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'Tiger Fan said:
'Mr.Pack said:
So a guy I work with was, and I stress WAS as big as I am. I started noticing he has been shrinking and finally asked him what was up. He stated that about 6 months ago he started on Weight Watchers for Men and has lost about 70lbs so far :shock: He is off his insulin and is doing great.So to make a long story short, I am going to give this a try starting this week.I absolutely need to do this if I want to live a long life. The problem is I absolutely love food and think I'm, scratch that, I KNOW I'm addicted.I'm going to try this and try hard. I feel, and this is sad commentary on me, but I feel like I will need to call someone to talk me out of stopping at fast food joints on my way home from work.I have a couple of very close friends who would absolutely take those calls and not look down on me, but it's so damn hard admitting to anyone I have a problem.Should I tell them that I might call them for support, or man up and try to do this on my own? :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag:
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I've told this story many times on this board. Weight watchers is 100% legit. It's not a diet...you can eat whatever you want...it's an eating/lifestyle program that "teaches" you portion control.Initially I lost 30lbs in 3 month (195 to 165) follwoing weight watchers very strictly. After Katrina, I gained a ton of weight any got back up to 205...eventually got down to 160 via weight watchers over the course of a year or so (following it semi strict).I know you're probably laughing at this point b/c even 205 isn't ridiculous. But I absolutely love food and drinks, and I hate exercising (outside of playing sports). But WW makes weight loss easy, S.It's not hard to do...and you will feel much better for it!GLLL
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Great job!Man, I'd love to get to 205. Not laughing at all, thank you for the encouragement.
 
'Mr.Pack said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'Mr.Pack said:
So a guy I work with was, and I stress WAS as big as I am. I started noticing he has been shrinking and finally asked him what was up. He stated that about 6 months ago he started on Weight Watchers for Men and has lost about 70lbs so far :shock: He is off his insulin and is doing great.So to make a long story short, I am going to give this a try starting this week.I absolutely need to do this if I want to live a long life. The problem is I absolutely love food and think I'm, scratch that, I KNOW I'm addicted.I'm going to try this and try hard. I feel, and this is sad commentary on me, but I feel like I will need to call someone to talk me out of stopping at fast food joints on my way home from work.I have a couple of very close friends who would absolutely take those calls and not look down on me, but it's so damn hard admitting to anyone I have a problem.Should I tell them that I might call them for support, or man up and try to do this on my own? :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag:
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I've told this story many times on this board. Weight watchers is 100% legit. It's not a diet...you can eat whatever you want...it's an eating/lifestyle program that "teaches" you portion control.Initially I lost 30lbs in 3 month (195 to 165) follwoing weight watchers very strictly. After Katrina, I gained a ton of weight any got back up to 205...eventually got down to 160 via weight watchers over the course of a year or so (following it semi strict).I know you're probably laughing at this point b/c even 205 isn't ridiculous. But I absolutely love food and drinks, and I hate exercising (outside of playing sports). But WW makes weight loss easy, S.It's not hard to do...and you will feel much better for it!GLLL
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Great job!Man, I'd love to get to 205. Not laughing at all, thank you for the encouragement.
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I went to the gym today at my normal sunday time, it was packed. All the people who have been stuffing there faces with pizza and wings, and beer while watching football were present. But they didn't spend more then 10 minutes on any machine before they had to take a rest. I sure most will disappear by next Sunday.

 
'Gopher State said:
I went to the gym today at my normal sunday time, it was packed. All the people who have been stuffing there faces with pizza and wings, and beer while watching football were present. But they didn't spend more then 10 minutes on any machine before they had to take a rest. I sure most will disappear by next Sunday.
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