Frostillicus
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That's what she said.
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
You've butt dialed me twice in the last few weeks. I'm not complaining I kinda like listening to the 4 minute voicemails.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I've been having a lot of issues with that lately and I don't know why. I apparently called TU today too. Or perhaps Ben did. I now he called YSR and Krista recently.
YSR
Footballguy
I've quit letting him know because I strangely enjoy it. Especially since I know (based on the heavy toddler breathing) that it's Bennett doing the calling. Feels weird to put that in writing.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
For whatever reason both my pocket and my Bennett hit FBGs more often than not.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I don't get butt dialed 
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Thanks for asking, I appreciate your interest.Monday: I had the day off so after pre-school got out I took Little 'Zooks to this recreation area where we walked in the water and skipped rocks and played with a blue frisbee we "found".
Tuesday: Work kinda sucked but I had a great Turkey sandwich for lunch. 22 YO came over, we both fell asleep watching a movie. I motor-boated her before she left just because.
Wednesday: Work was ok, I had Wendy's for lunch and it was average at best. Me and Little 'Zooks watched "Lilo and Stitch", man that Stitch is funny.
Thursday: Long day at work. I pooped 4 times throughout the day, not sure why but I'm not complaining. 22 YO came over and I bet her that I could still have sex with her within 10 minutes after she gives me a handy. It was more than 10 minutes but I still feel like I won.
Friday: Lots of drama at work. I had pizza for lunch and 22 YO came over for dinner before leaving to go visit her sister or something. I've been drinking ever since.
That's pretty much it. Let me know if you have any questions.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I kinda dig the W sandwich. Now, if they combined the Baconator with the W, I might eat there every day and have a heart attack by June.On a side note, pretty sure our GB Boom King is on a timeout but we had an awesome text conversation tonight about being a first time father. The guy is the bees knees. Thanks BK, I'll cherish that forever. Here's to Boom King
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Speaking of videos. A GB of mine just got back from Africa. He swam with sharks off of Capetown, he went on a safari and did many other things. I'm completely jealous of him. Regardless, I may have shared this before but if not, here is a vid of hm running with the bulls last year. The running part is extremely shaky, obviously, but I think he did a fantastic job with the run-up and the music.
He's doing another video of his Africa trip and I'll share when he does if there's interest. I think it's cool
ETA He's the bald guy
He's doing another video of his Africa trip and I'll share when he does if there's interest. I think it's cool
ETA He's the bald guy
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Jeff Vader
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
T&PGetting ready to take my daughter to gymnastics and then she and her mom are off with her grandparents for a 5 day cruise to Mexico. Just wanted to start things off by wishing my liver luck
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Requested music on its way cross-country via USPS.
Hawks64
Footballguy
I have a sub. PM me your email and I can send the infant and whatever other ratings you want.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Thanks. I understood 7 words in that post. I should probably learn this kind of thing, huh?'Guster said:I had a Britax and got a Cosco brand one from Target for my parents when I would go and visit them. The Britax was so much more convenient and much much easier to adjust and use. Maybe look around Criagslist?Oh and when my daughter was little, the "pumpkin seat" style carrier that snaps into a base was $I just went with the Graco for this one'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:I'm being told that price is part of the equation'Guster said:
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Played a new disc golf course today for the first time. Great, very challenging, course with alot of climbing and elevation change, tight windows, and a little bit of water.
Nearly stepped on this guy on hole number 2. Saw some kind of water snake on 4.
Hole 12 is entirely inside an old chicken house.
Really fun and challenging course.
Nearly stepped on this guy on hole number 2. Saw some kind of water snake on 4.
Hole 12 is entirely inside an old chicken house.
Really fun and challenging course.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
proninja> I thought I was going to have to do some apologizing in here after my morning caffeine-inspired rant. But no no. Your friends are hip and funny and weren't scared away by the caffeinated lit-geek loser.
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Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Also, I know this is the wrong thread, but I could use a pint and a shot right now.
Guster
Footballguy
Saw the pics on FB. Looks awesomeI think that was the first update I've seen from you in the last week that wasn't Stoneys just listened to ___ on I heart radio
kevzilla
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Saw the pics on FB. Looks awesomeI think that was the first update I've seen from you in the last week that wasn't Stoneys just listened to ___ on I heart radio
I thought the same thing
Stoneys
MudCat
Saw the pics on FB. Looks awesomeI think that was the first update I've seen from you in the last week that wasn't Stoneys just listened to ___ on I heart radio
Thanks. It is good stuff. Grow it myself too. yeah maybe I should shut that thing off
mr. furley
Footballguy
'Guster said:
proninja
Footballguy
My friends who respond to non-political posts are pretty radproninja> I thought I was going to have to do some apologizing in here after my morning caffeine-inspired rant. But no no. Your friends are hip and funny and weren't scared away by the caffeinated lit-geek loser.
Marvin
Footballguy
Holy crap. That looks awesome. Except for that snake thing.
bentley
Footballguy
Just be sure to share the stories with the GMTAN. I appreciate your dedication to our amusement.Headed out to a date with a woman I really shouldn't be dating, which I expect will be the beginning of a three to four-week roller coaster ending in disaster. Here we go again.
Marvin
Footballguy
What would you say to a 30 year old man that listens to Justin Bieber and wanted to see him in concert.
proninja
Footballguy
I would say you should find a different word with which to describe this human.Is it that bad?
Hunger Games = Justin Bieber?
Marvin
Footballguy
They're both aimed at tween/teenage girls?
Oh.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Did you post the albums yet?Requested music on its way cross-country via USPS.
Marvin
Footballguy
I'm going to tell everyone in that thread that you agree with me.
-fish-
Footballguy
Off to a rocky start. Apparently asking her out on Wednesday with a confirming text from her on Friday leaves her saying, "oh, I wish you'd said something earlier" on Saturday as I'm leaving to pick her up.Just be sure to share the stories with the GMTAN. I appreciate your dedication to our amusement.Headed out to a date with a woman I really shouldn't be dating, which I expect will be the beginning of a three to four-week roller coaster ending in disaster. Here we go again.
Marvin
Footballguy
Sooo...you're not going out then?Off to a rocky start. Apparently asking her out on Wednesday with a confirming text from her on Friday leaves her saying, "oh, I wish you'd said something earlier" on Saturday as I'm leaving to pick her up.Just be sure to share the stories with the GMTAN. I appreciate your dedication to our amusement.Headed out to a date with a woman I really shouldn't be dating, which I expect will be the beginning of a three to four-week roller coaster ending in disaster. Here we go again.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I think the target market for Hunger Games is college-age young women. But my GB's 15yo son went last night, so what do I know?
Marvin
Footballguy
I think the target market for Hunger Games is college-age young women. But my GB's 15yo son went last night, so what do I know?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Last week for St Pattys Day, there were was an "uprising" at the bars downtown and the cops forced everything to close around midnight. There used to be a festival called Riversplash where a 10 block radius would be shut down for concerts and other festival fare, but 3 years ago some people brought guns and started shooting, causing a bit of a riot. That festival has since been shut down.
SO I get in the cab tonight to get home and I have a black driver. His first words were "I'm so happy you're white. I hate black people"
He continues "Don't get me wrong, I love my people but they always have to cause #### that costs me money. You know what I'm saying?"
"The ####### blacks caused Riversplash to shut down when they came in shooting for no reason. They ####### got St Patricks Day shut down by starting fights. I hate when they come out to the bars!"
I wasn't sure where to go but just said "Yeah man, I understand why your frustrated. You lost a lot of fares"
Then he started talking about Uganda and Idi Amin. 20 minutes later I got home. I don't think I've ever had a more uncomfortable cab ride in my life. Even worse than when TRE started talking soccer with the Ghanan fellow.
SO I get in the cab tonight to get home and I have a black driver. His first words were "I'm so happy you're white. I hate black people"
He continues "Don't get me wrong, I love my people but they always have to cause #### that costs me money. You know what I'm saying?"
"The ####### blacks caused Riversplash to shut down when they came in shooting for no reason. They ####### got St Patricks Day shut down by starting fights. I hate when they come out to the bars!"
I wasn't sure where to go but just said "Yeah man, I understand why your frustrated. You lost a lot of fares"
Then he started talking about Uganda and Idi Amin. 20 minutes later I got home. I don't think I've ever had a more uncomfortable cab ride in my life. Even worse than when TRE started talking soccer with the Ghanan fellow.
Marvin
Footballguy
Of course I'm a dyck because YSR likes the books and she knows Latin and stuff. I'll give her a pass since she's a girl.
Marvin
Footballguy
I like this part.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sun came out today for the first time in centuries and I went for a run outside. I'm now sporting a sweet 'pinkish hue' all over my fat face.Also, Coop and I have decided to grow our hair out and donate it to Locks of Love. My wife says I won't make it and she's probably right, but daydreaming of a thick, white pony-tail has me drooling.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Threw a politcal facebook post out there tonight re: Santorum winning Louisiana. Santorum wants to get rid of porn. New Orleans females earn plastic beads by showing their hooters. How does he win that state? They have drive-thru daquari (sp?) huts ALL over the state...you can drive through, order a 76 OZ alcoholic beverage and drive off. There are live sex shows in New Orleans. They backed Santorum. HOW? WHY? Mind boggling....My friends who respond to non-political posts are pretty radproninja> I thought I was going to have to do some apologizing in here after my morning caffeine-inspired rant. But no no. Your friends are hip and funny and weren't scared away by the caffeinated lit-geek loser.
cosjobs
Footballguy
ponytails rock
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