GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[EYLive]

Why is it my problems get minimized here? I have to have surgery on both feet and take on an unexpected car payment, jerkfaces.

Maybe you can sell your feet to pay for the car. Or sell the car to pay for the feet. Either way, it'd be funny to see someone work the pedals with ankle stumps.

 

[EYLive]

Where do these fall?

How lazy would someone have to be to buy those?

 

[EYLive]

Is :e: down?

Works for me now. Tap's flood of pics must have temporarily crashed the servers.

 

[General Malaise]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove. I would have never guessed a standard. I don't know if he's ever divulged it here, but I think I can guess...

- American Made: No way a guy in Cinncinnatti, KY buys foreign.

- 4 door sedan: He's got kids, so a 2-door is out. He doesn't strike me as an SUV guy due to his persistent Slacks usage. Guys in slacks drive sedans. Guys in jeans drive SUVs.

- Massive drink holders: I'm betting this ride holds a Super Big Gulp with relative ease.

- Reliable: Angry Shuke gets angry when cars no work.

Show me....CHEVY MALIBU!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove. I would have never guessed a standard. I don't know if he's ever divulged it here, but I think I can guess...

- American Made: No way a guy in Cinncinnatti, KY buys foreign.

- 4 door sedan: He's got kids, so a 2-door is out. He doesn't strike me as an SUV guy due to his persistent Slacks usage. Guys in slacks drive sedans. Guys in jeans drive SUVs.

- Massive drink holders: I'm betting this ride holds a Super Big Gulp with relative ease.

- Reliable: Angry Shuke gets angry when cars no work.

Show me....CHEVY MALIBU!

Honda owns Ohio. It is practically an American made car.I'm guessing Honda CR-V

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Shuke has a Jetta according to this old thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=234671

 

[urbanhack]

#### yea!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shuke]

Supposed to have like an all time high of 103 here with a "heat index" of something like 115. So what am I doing? Going camping, of course.

Taking the son and going with a buddy and his kids, luckily he has a camper with AC. But still, that is going to be a hell of a time in the sun all day then cooking campfire pies over an open flame when it's a cool 90 degrees tomorrow night.

Please expound upon 'campfire pies' concept. Sounds tasty.

shuke knows of more foodstuffs I've never heard of than anyone on the innerwebs.

I assume he's talking about what we call Pudgie Pies, made with a simple pie iron. They're awesome. All you need is bread, butter and whatever fillings you want. I made a pizza one, ham and cheese one and followed it up with a chocolate, Reeses cup and banana for dessert.

those are sandwiches, not pies.

Really? Even if you use a PIE iron and use PIE filling?

it's two pieces of bread with stuff in the middle. that's a sandwich, regardless of the name of the implement you're using to heat it up. you could call that thing a lear jet tin, and you'd still just be making a hot sandwich, not a lear jet.

We've been through this before. If the bread is sealed all the way around the perimeter, it's a pie.

Where do these fall?

Definitely a pie. I am pretty sure we covered this in October of '11.

 

[shuke]

pizza pie?

Not a pie unless you stack two pieces on top of each other like Sbarros.

 

[shuke]

Oh yeah, Shuke? Billy Hamilton got promoted to AA. He's in Peniscola or something now.

You missed out on history, dude.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh yeah, Shuke? Billy Hamilton got promoted to AA. He's in Peniscola or something now.

You missed out on history, dude.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/reds-farmhand-billy-hamilton-might-be-the-fastest-player-ever--has-104-stolen-bases-this-year.htmlguy loves him some Mountain Dew

 

[shuke]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove. I would have never guessed a standard. I don't know if he's ever divulged it here, but I think I can guess...

- American Made: No way a guy in Cinncinnatti, KY buys foreign.

- 4 door sedan: He's got kids, so a 2-door is out. He doesn't strike me as an SUV guy due to his persistent Slacks usage. Guys in slacks drive sedans. Guys in jeans drive SUVs.

- Massive drink holders: I'm betting this ride holds a Super Big Gulp with relative ease.

- Reliable: Angry Shuke gets angry when cars no work.

Show me....CHEVY MALIBU!

2007 Honda Accord, silver, 4 door, standard 5 speed.Re: Big Gulp, I don't drink pop any more.

 

[shuke]

Shuke has a Jetta according to this old thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=234671

 

[General Malaise]

Shuke has a Jetta according to this old thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=234671

WHAT??? That's a chick car. For realz?

 

[shuke]

Shuke has a Jetta according to this old thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=234671

WHAT??? That's a chick car. For realz?

A GIRL I WAS DATING CONVINCED ME TO GET IT!!!

 

[General Malaise]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove. I would have never guessed a standard. I don't know if he's ever divulged it here, but I think I can guess...

- American Made: No way a guy in Cinncinnatti, KY buys foreign.

- 4 door sedan: He's got kids, so a 2-door is out. He doesn't strike me as an SUV guy due to his persistent Slacks usage. Guys in slacks drive sedans. Guys in jeans drive SUVs.

- Massive drink holders: I'm betting this ride holds a Super Big Gulp with relative ease.

- Reliable: Angry Shuke gets angry when cars no work.

Show me....CHEVY MALIBU!

2007 Honda Accord, silver, 4 door, standard 5 speed.Re: Big Gulp, I don't drink pop any more.

Me neither. Gave up over 10 years ago. Still fat, though.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Today I Learned: Hotpockets are really pies.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Oh yeah, Shuke? Billy Hamilton got promoted to AA. He's in Peniscola or something now.

You missed out on history, dude.

Not much with the glove. Did Vince Coleman DH?

 

[shuke]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

 

[No. 16]

Is :e: down?

Works for me now. Tap's flood of pics must have temporarily crashed the servers.

Not me.

http://www.establishedboard.com/cgi-sys/suspendedpage.cgi

I guess I was suspended?

 

[shuke]

Oh yeah, Shuke? Billy Hamilton got promoted to AA. He's in Peniscola or something now.

You missed out on history, dude.

Not much with the glove. Did Vince Coleman DH?

They'll probably move him to outfield.

 

[shuke]

Why is it my problems get minimized here? I have to have surgery on both feet and take on an unexpected car payment, jerkfaces.

If it helps, I'm sorry to hear about this. Sounds like you've got a lot of other things on your plate right now, with your wife's migraines and your son's new anxieties. New car aside, it seems you are bearing a lot of burdens at home and I can't imagine that it will be easy for you to be laid up after 1 or 2 surgeries.

Thanks. I really don't know what would be the optimum time to get the surgeries done and which I would do first. I am guessing do the easier one in the fall and hopefully put the more complicated one off until early next year. Only thing I am worried about is getting around on crutches if we have a bad winter.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Please tell me it was white.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove. I would have never guessed a standard. I don't know if he's ever divulged it here, but I think I can guess...

- American Made: No way a guy in Cinncinnatti, KY buys foreign.

- 4 door sedan: He's got kids, so a 2-door is out. He doesn't strike me as an SUV guy due to his persistent Slacks usage. Guys in slacks drive sedans. Guys in jeans drive SUVs.

- Massive drink holders: I'm betting this ride holds a Super Big Gulp with relative ease.

- Reliable: Angry Shuke gets angry when cars no work.

Show me....CHEVY MALIBU!

2007 Honda Accord, silver, 4 door, standard 5 speed.Re: Big Gulp, I don't drink pop any more.

Dammit. Almost went with the Accord.

 

[Marvin]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove.

wtf

 

[General Malaise]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

 

[-fish-]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

some things are just givens. suburus are for lesbians. jettas and miatas are for chicks and gay dudes.

 

[-fish-]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

nice red cape, superman.

 

[Marvin]

#### yea!!!!!!!!!!

OK, that was pretty bad-###.

 

[Marvin]

Oh yeah, Shuke? Billy Hamilton got promoted to AA. He's in Peniscola or something now.

You missed out on history, dude.

It's baseball, guy. BFD

 

[Marvin]

Today I Learned: Hotpockets are really pies.

My link

Hate that kid.

 

[Marvin]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Back when Jettas first came out, especially the cabriolets, they were hugely popular with HS and college girls. I did know a guy that had a cabriolet but he smoked the bone.

 

[General Malaise]

I always wondered what sort of car Shuke drove.

wtf

Oh yeah, Shuke? Billy Hamilton got promoted to AA. He's in Peniscola or something now.

You missed out on history, dude.

It's baseball, guy. BFD

Hey Don Johnson, we realize you have the whole summer to goof off and make crock pot chicken, but do you really need to abandon typing out full words here in favor of lazy acronyms?

 

[shuke]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Please tell me it was white.

Black. Wolfsburg edition with the rear spoiler

 

[Marvin]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

nice red cape, superman.

 

[-fish-]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

some things are just givens. suburus are for lesbians. jettas and miatas are for chicks and gay dudes.

sorry to hear about your questionable sexuality.

 

[shuke]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Oh sweet jesus.

 

[General Malaise]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Back when Jettas first came out, especially the cabriolets, they were hugely popular with HS and college girls. I did know a guy that had a cabriolet but he smoked the bone.

My best friend in HS inherited his sister's white VW Cabriolet and I always felt uncomfortable driving around in it, especially with the tops down. Just found out in Feb when I went back to Dallas that my buddy came out of the closet. SURPRISE!

 

[shuke]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

some things are just givens. suburus are for lesbians. jettas and miatas are for chicks and gay dudes.

No one told me this back in '98.

 

[Sarnoff]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Woz wanted one.

 

[shuke]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Back when Jettas first came out, especially the cabriolets, they were hugely popular with HS and college girls. I did know a guy that had a cabriolet but he smoked the bone.

To me those convertible Cabriolets just screamed chick car, but I never had a second thought about the Jettas.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Pull up your pants, Eminem

 

[Marvin]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

some things are just givens. suburus are for lesbians. jettas and miatas are for chicks and gay dudes.

sorry to hear about your questionable sexuality.

What if it has a turbo?

Then you are Turbo Gay.

 

[Marvin]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

Back when Jettas first came out, especially the cabriolets, they were hugely popular with HS and college girls. I did know a guy that had a cabriolet but he smoked the bone.

To me those convertible Cabriolets just screamed chick car, but I never had a second thought about the Jettas.

The defense rests.

 

[urbanhack]

And no one has yet been able to explain to me how Jettas are more "girly" than most other 4 door sedans.

MY LINK

 

[General Malaise]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Pull up your pants, Eminem

Trying to maximize contrast between deep red and snow white.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Pull up your pants, Eminem

Trying to maximize contrast between deep red and snow white.

 

[madhatter]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Pull up your pants, Eminem

Trying to maximize contrast between deep red and snow white.

Why do you have a ninja star bob marley witch doctor for a tattoo?

 

[General Malaise]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Pull up your pants, Eminem

Trying to maximize contrast between deep red and snow white.

Fair enough...will delete.

 

[General Malaise]

I got really sick and tired of you all making fun of me for being so pale, so on Saturday, I worked in my backyard all day long absent a shirt. I also felt like sunblock was inhibiting my progress, so I went no protection for the bulk of the afternoon. I added some sunscreen later, but I suppose I missed a few areas.

Your words are hurtful, people. Not as hurtful as this sunburn, but hurtful.

Pull up your pants, Eminem

Trying to maximize contrast between deep red and snow white.

Why do you have a ninja star for a tattoo?

Boredom.