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GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

'Bogart said:
'EYLive said:
'Bogart said:
My soldier showed up for duty, but there was no finish to be had. So before check-out, I basically became a human Sybian for an hour straight, and everyone went home happy.
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Tell me about your diet and exercise regimen. :clickspen:
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1. Get sick with allergies.2. Chew Advil Allergy and Congestion Relief every 4 hours on the hour without fail for three days.3. Forget to drink plenty of fluids, spend Friday night at Cowboy Stadium playing on the field and waiting in line for 8 oz waters, one per customer.4. Wake up Sunday morning and watch your morning pee look like corn syrup coming out of the tap, worry about your well being, realize you have 3 hours of hotel time left.5. Forsake your well being to be a sex toy and have your partner reach double digits for O's for the weekend, ego puffed up; possible death coming6. Deal with a 24 hour headache as you pound Gatorade and water, but convincing yourself it was worth it.7. Profit.
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Obviously worth it. You took excedrin or something right?On a side note...how much can you take before you develop serious side effects (just a one time setting not consistently).
 
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'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Two years ago I lost a bet with the wife and she dressed me up in a domination outfit. It was worth it.
 
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Chip Kelly's evil twin.
 
'rascal said:
'Bogart said:
'EYLive said:
'Bogart said:
My soldier showed up for duty, but there was no finish to be had. So before check-out, I basically became a human Sybian for an hour straight, and everyone went home happy.
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Tell me about your diet and exercise regimen. :clickspen:
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1. Get sick with allergies.2. Chew Advil Allergy and Congestion Relief every 4 hours on the hour without fail for three days.3. Forget to drink plenty of fluids, spend Friday night at Cowboy Stadium playing on the field and waiting in line for 8 oz waters, one per customer.4. Wake up Sunday morning and watch your morning pee look like corn syrup coming out of the tap, worry about your well being, realize you have 3 hours of hotel time left.5. Forsake your well being to be a sex toy and have your partner reach double digits for O's for the weekend, ego puffed up; possible death coming6. Deal with a 24 hour headache as you pound Gatorade and water, but convincing yourself it was worth it.7. Profit.
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Obviously worth it. You took excedrin or something right?On a side note...how much can you take before you develop serious side effects (just a one time setting not consistently).
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You mean allergy medicine?
 
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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LaMarcus Aldridge
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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LaMarcus Aldridge
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Slutty Paul Allen
 
top 10 famous people from Portland according to about.com

Matt Groening

Chuck Palahniuk

Gus Van Sant

Elliot Smith

James Beard

Courtney Love

Carrie Brownstein

Beverly Cleary

Mark Rothko

Tonya Harding

Think GM would make a hell of a Tonya Harding.

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Limp Ditka said:
top 10 famous people from Portland according to about.com

Matt Groening

Chuck Palahniuk

Gus Van Sant

Elliot Smith

James Beard

Courtney Love

Carrie Brownstein

Beverly Cleary

Mark Rothko

Tonya Harding

Think GM would make a hell of a Tonya Harding.
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My second choice.
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Wig, dress, garish red lipstick. WA LA Also, bonus points for flashing boobs and panties all night.
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you're swaying me......

I just liked the idea of GM walking around in a skating tutu, boxing head gear, and a handfull of Gillooly.

 
'Limp Ditka said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Limp Ditka said:
top 10 famous people from Portland according to about.com

Matt Groening

Chuck Palahniuk

Gus Van Sant

Elliot Smith

James Beard

Courtney Love

Carrie Brownstein

Beverly Cleary

Mark Rothko

Tonya Harding

Think GM would make a hell of a Tonya Harding.
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BOOM
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My second choice.
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Wig, dress, garish red lipstick. WA LA Also, bonus points for flashing boobs and panties all night.
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you're swaying me......

I just liked the idea of GM walking around in a skating tutu, boxing head gear, and a handfull of Gillooly.
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Conservative Courtney Love....See beacuase all the other ideas were to be slutty costumes, but courtney love IS slutty so it would be funny to do the opposite because everyone would be expecting slutty courtney love, get it?

 
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A girlfriend and I once toyed with the idea of going as Kurt and Courtney, reversed. Still think it's a cool idea for a couple.

 
Calling it a night because I'm sick as a dog. The doctor at the urgent care center was a dead ringer for Kristen Wiig. I didn't say anything because she probably gets that all the time. Anyway, Geely told me I didn't have strep and should be OK for work tomorrow. FML.

 
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