GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Nice one, woz.

Thanks, Shuke.

 

[General Malaise]

Got my first Julio e-mail.

Hello Mr. Bill.

First of all my name is Julio Jaime am the property manager Mrs. Krista.

Thank you very much for having heard good things about me. I will do everything possible for you to take that impression of me.

Well I wonder if you already have someone pick you up at the airport, if not so, I am available for you to pick it up or for any tours you want to do in our country.

Thank you very much for your time.

I hope we stay in touch and have a response from you.

I wish you good day.

Julio Jaime

 

[General Malaise]

More from Senor Julio (& more in line with those kista's posted):

Hi Mr. bill again.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I'm thinking of buying this bike but wanted to get some opinions on it first.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm thinking of buying this bike but wanted to get some opinions on it first.

As far as Craigslist shtick goes, it's about a 4/10.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I'm thinking of buying this bike but wanted to get some opinions on it first.

As far as Craigslist shtick goes, it's about a 4/10.

Figured it was worth a shot Pickles, thanks.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm thinking of buying this bike but wanted to get some opinions on it first.

As far as Craigslist shtick goes, it's about a 4/10.

Figured it was worth a shot Pickles, thanks.

There's some amazingly funny stuff on Craigslist. I think people get inspired by the "best of" section and do a so-so job of imitation.

 

[Guster]

Gift idea for the person that gets Tanner in GMTAN Secret Santa this year:

Spoiler

My link

 

[YSR]

I am part of a panel presenting at the UT Admin Assistant conference. I'm no fashionista, but there are a lot of questionable hairstyles here.

 

[Annyong]

I am part of a panel presenting at the UT Admin Assistant conference. I'm no fashionista, but there are a lot of questionable hairstyles here.

YOU'RE A MAXINISTA!

 

[guru_007]

Waiting patiently for GM to get up and tell us what he things of his Ducks tonight

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Waiting patiently for GM to get up and tell us what he things of his Ducks tonight

He'll appreciate your spelling acumen.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

 

[Marvin]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

 

[Marvin]

Gift idea for the person that gets Tanner in GMTAN Secret Santa this year:

Spoiler

My link

Awesome

 

[Guster]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

 

[Marvin]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Why would there be a Frisbee at a baseball game? WTF is the matter with you?

 

[pricklypete]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

You're spelling it wrong.

 

[General Malaise]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

 

[General Malaise]

forrestmail dusted off today. i suggest you check your inboxes. you know, if you like partially unclothed women. and Dr. Dogg.

I think I've sent out 3 of these in the last 3 years. You want me to send it to you? I was quite proud of it, even though all the pics came from :e:.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

 

[General Malaise]

Waiting patiently for GM to get up and tell us what he things of his Ducks tonight

Got pretty good and loaded on Tuesday night with my buddy Brent, who looks like a bigger, less goofy version of Joey from Friends. It's good to go out with Brent, especially when we end up at a scrip club. Of course it's not so good when the first dancer of the night put her bunghole on his nose and kicked over my Bud Light all over me in the process. Little funny walking around with wet pants at a scrip club. Fast forward because that why we here I get home and see the Ducks only favored by 10. TEN? Come on, man. We win by 30 every game. TEN? They'll be up by that before the ball is ever kicked off. So a large scale wager (for me) was plunked down on Oregon -10 and then I went and lost most of the rest of the money in my account on blackjack and poker. Today I see the line is Oregon -8. FML.

Oh, and I have to go back to the scrip club today because somebody left his credit card there.

 

[Limp Ditka]

scrip club

 

[General Malaise]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

 

[General Malaise]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Wait, FOUR ceiling fans? Good lord, did you live in a plantation?

 

[General Malaise]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

You're spelling it wrong.

Throwing out the first pitch?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Wait, FOUR ceiling fans? Good lord, did you live in a plantation?

Yes. I called it Tara II.

 

[guru_007]

I have 6 ceiling fans in my house, and have installed 3 of them....and my wife installed 2 others (1 yet to be replaced since we purchased the house)

Just sayin'

Also, love the OU writeup. Tonight, they'll be our Ducks, -7.5 works for me

 

[Limp Ditka]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

You're spelling it wrong.

Throwing out the first pitch?

 

[guru_007]

Here's something to whet your whistle during the day.

u2.25 Racing Santander /Las Palmas (ESP-Cup) +115

g'luck

 

[General Malaise]

I have 6 ceiling fans in my house, and have installed 3 of them....and my wife installed 2 others (1 yet to be replaced since we purchased the house)

Just sayin'

Also, love the OU writeup. Tonight, they'll be our Ducks, -7.5 works for me

Now ya'll are just rubbing it in. Well, I'm going to find out how much money the club fleeced me on the credit card left behind, then determine how much more I'll put on our Ducks tonight. At least eleventy hundred.

 

[charvik]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

why would you need to go into the attic?

 

[Marvin]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

why would you need to go into the attic?

Mounting and wiring and such.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

why would you need to go into the attic?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

You're spelling it wrong.

Throwing out the first pitch?

Thought you guys would like that.BTW, when you a Cards pitcher make a fist after a base hit, it's a tribute to Lohse and this behavior. Joe Buck knows why they do it and I giggled like a school girl when he tried to explain why in game 2 after Carpenter's hit.

 

[Marvin]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

You're spelling it wrong.

Throwing out the first pitch?

Thought you guys would like that.BTW, when you a Cards pitcher make a fist after a base hit, it's a tribute to Lohse and this behavior. Joe Buck knows why they do it and I giggled like a school girl when he tried to explain why in game 2 after Carpenter's hit.

studs?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

The Google street view car drove past me three times on my walk this afternoon. Pickles, how long until they load that info?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Going to the Cards game tonight. Bringing Mrs. SLB and a couple of other buddies. I'll be the guy on the 3rd base side, six rows up, wearing a neck brace and getting hit in the face with a foul ball.

I'm picturing this.

or this

This is what came to my mind

Mine.

You're spelling it wrong.

Throwing out the first pitch?

Thought you guys would like that.BTW, when you a Cards pitcher make a fist after a base hit, it's a tribute to Lohse and this behavior. Joe Buck knows why they do it and I giggled like a school girl when he tried to explain why in game 2 after Carpenter's hit.

studs?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The Google street view car drove past me three times on my walk this afternoon. Pickles, how long until they load that info?

28.57 days

 

[bentley]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

 

[pricklypete]

Waiting patiently for GM to get up and tell us what he things of his Ducks tonight

Got pretty good and loaded on Tuesday night with my buddy Brent, who looks like a bigger, less goofy version of Joey from Friends. It's good to go out with Brent, especially when we end up at a scrip club. Of course it's not so good when the first dancer of the night put her bunghole on his nose and kicked over my Bud Light all over me in the process. Little funny walking around with wet pants at a scrip club. Fast forward because that why we here I get home and see the Ducks only favored by 10. TEN? Come on, man. We win by 30 every game. TEN? They'll be up by that before the ball is ever kicked off. So a large scale wager (for me) was plunked down on Oregon -10 and then I went and lost most of the rest of the money in my account on blackjack and poker. Today I see the line is Oregon -8. FML.

Oh, and I have to go back to the scrip club today because somebody left his credit card there.

Down to -7.5.

May not be a bad idea to lay another one.

 

[General Malaise]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

why would you need to go into the attic?

Mounting and wiring and such.

I think that's right. There was also a mounting bracket or something.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

why would you need to go into the attic?

Mounting and wiring and such.

I think that's right. There was also a mounting bracket or something.

yeah i think that's for the mounting part

 

[General Malaise]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

Probably not nearly as cool as rolling into a strip club at 6:30pm tonight to retrieve your credit card from Tuesday. My friend left his belt there. Thankfully, one of the lasses tracked me down after I sent him home in a cab and told me there was a nice belt in the lap dance room and she'd be happy to give it to me if I went back there with her and got a lap dance. Pretty neat place. Hard to understand why I needed my credit card when my bank reads 2 giant withdrawals during the night.

 

[Marvin]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

I thought the servers didn't get nude?

 

[charvik]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

When I sold my house I replaced four of them.

Colour me impressed, Doctor. I tried back in 2001 and gave up after learning I needed to go into the attic. But the guy that told me that was this creepy neighbor who might have been clinically insane. He moved away a few years ago. Maybe it's time to revisit this ceiling fan as it's been in my garage for 11 years now.

why would you need to go into the attic?

Mounting and wiring and such.

I think that's right. There was also a mounting bracket or something.

considering your home improvement record I'm not sure it's advisable for you to deal with wiring...

 

[General Malaise]

considering your home improvement record I'm not sure it's advisable for you to deal with wiring...

Technically, I shouldn't even be using a paint brush.