GM's thread about nothing (62 Viewers)

[Sheriff Bart]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I also enjoy NPR.

I don't even know what station it's on here.

Pro Tip: Turn your transistor radio dial all the way to the left. Now SLOWLY turn the dial counter clockwise from there. If you don't hear the sexy little minx voice of Terry Gross within 3/4 of a complete dial I'll buy you a new digital clock radio.

Let's pretend I still have a radio with a dial. If it is already over to the left turning it counter-clockwise would mean I was trying to turn it further to the left. I would be futilely banging up against that 530 barrier.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.So what kind of sandwich are you?

My favorite thing back in the day, at the club, was to dance with my GF (later wife) and one of her hot friends. Nothing better than a lamb sandwich.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I also enjoy NPR.

I don't even know what station it's on here.

Pro Tip: Turn your transistor radio dial all the way to the left. Now SLOWLY turn the dial counter clockwise from there. If you don't hear the sexy little minx voice of Terry Gross within 3/4 of a complete dial I'll buy you a new digital clock radio.

Let's pretend I still have a radio with a dial. If it is already over to the left turning it counter-clockwise would mean I was trying to turn it further to the left. I would be futilely banging up against that 530 barrier.

LOFL

 

[shamwow!]

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

I received exactly 2 phone calls and 1 email today. OOF

Want me to call you, gb?

 

[shamwow!]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.So what kind of sandwich are you?

My favorite thing back in the day, at the club, was to dance with my GF (later wife) and one of her hot friends. Nothing better than a lamb sandwich.

Terrible.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I thought turning the dial counter-clockwise would move the dial right? I guess different radios are probably set up differently.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

My favorite thing back in the day, at the club, was to dance with my GF (later wife) and one of her hot friends. Nothing better than a lamb sandwich.

Oh the Bob Sandwich is definitely #1.

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

I received exactly 2 phone calls and 1 email today. OOF

Want me to call you, gb?

Are you going to be buying lots of stuff?

 

[General Malaise]

god i'm stupid.

 

[Guster]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

Yep. I've got my work team doing it again too, so I'll do the dual team thing. This year I'm thinking of going for a horseshoe to shtick it up

 

[cstu]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.So what kind of sandwich are you?

I don't use 1k isle, but the reuben is my favorite sandwich. The key for me is to grill the sauerkraut enough to get out most of the water so it doesn't make it to soggy.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

god i'm stupid.

Founding member here.

 

[shamwow!]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

My favorite thing back in the day, at the club, was to dance with my GF (later wife) and one of her hot friends. Nothing better than a lamb sandwich.

Oh the Bob Sandwich is definitely #1.

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

I received exactly 2 phone calls and 1 email today. OOF

Want me to call you, gb?

Are you going to be buying lots of stuff?

If by "buying" you mean "ordering stuff to be sent to Thorn" then yeah, sure.

 

[Guster]

http://mobro.co/GMTAN

It's up. I think the 6? of us scored a cool $171 for men's health last year.

http://mobro.co/gusterIn again

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I know this is the wrong thread for this, but I saw Midnight Cowboy for the first time this weekend. Awesome flick.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

My favorite thing back in the day, at the club, was to dance with my GF (later wife) and one of her hot friends. Nothing better than a lamb sandwich.

Oh the Bob Sandwich is definitely #1.

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

I received exactly 2 phone calls and 1 email today. OOF

Want me to call you, gb?

Are you going to be buying lots of stuff?

If by "buying" you mean "ordering stuff to be sent to Thorn" then yeah, sure.

I'm going to need you to get your Mom's purse and her credit card. HEY! HEY!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

In case you missed it

http://deadspin.com/5955936/shirtless-horse-jogger-now-has-a-challenger-shirtless-unicorn-rollerblader?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

That's stupid. How could a unicorn rollerblade?

Oh what did they do to you Gary? :(

I thought Shamwow would get it

 

[Thorn]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

 

[Thorn]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

I don't use 1k isle, but the reuben is my favorite sandwich. The key for me is to grill the sauerkraut enough to get out most of the water so it doesn't make it to soggy.

nonono

 

[Thorn]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

My favorite thing back in the day, at the club, was to dance with my GF (later wife) and one of her hot friends. Nothing better than a lamb sandwich.

Oh the Bob Sandwich is definitely #1.

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

I received exactly 2 phone calls and 1 email today. OOF

Want me to call you, gb?

Are you going to be buying lots of stuff?

If by "buying" you mean "ordering stuff to be sent to Thorn" then yeah, sure.

How many post-its do I need to patch a leaky window?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I know this is the wrong thread for this, but I saw Midnight Cowboy for the first time this weekend. Awesome flick.

Travolta was great. I think Winger phoned it in though.

 

[kevzilla]

Pretty pumped for the extra special episode of the Jersey Shore when Snooki and the other stumpy walk around and discuss how much everything has changed. Then they'll go get hammered and fall down.

Wasn't that you and Frosty at the bar the other night?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I thought turning the dial counter-clockwise would move the dial right? I guess different radios are probably set up differently.

Actually GM is correct if we're talking about certain portable/transistor radios.If it was something where the numbers on directly on the wheel/dial then turning it counter-clockwise would take you to the right side of the station number spectrum.

But if it is something like this, where turning the knob/wheel moves an indicator left or right, the opposite is true.

Olde tyme car and home models were the same way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvT96LoadBY&t=0m40s

We'll call it a draw.

 

[General Malaise]

I thought turning the dial counter-clockwise would move the dial right? I guess different radios are probably set up differently.

Actually GM is correct if we're talking about certain portable/transistor radios.If it was something where the numbers on directly on the wheel/dial then turning it counter-clockwise would take you to the right side of the station number spectrum.

But if it is something like this, where turning the knob/wheel moves an indicator left or right, the opposite is true.

Olde tyme car and home models were the same way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvT96LoadBY&t=0m40s

We'll call it a draw.

YES!

 

[General Malaise]

I'm assuming everybody is on our Cardinals +7 tonight, yes?

 

[Guster]

I'm assuming everybody is on our Cardinals +7 tonight, yes?

Yep. Was briefly +7.5 on SB this evening, but I didn't get it in time

 

[shamwow!]

In case you missed it

http://deadspin.com/5955936/shirtless-horse-jogger-now-has-a-challenger-shirtless-unicorn-rollerblader?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

That's stupid. How could a unicorn rollerblade?

Oh what did they do to you Gary? :(

I thought Shamwow would get it

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I'm assuming everybody is on our Cardinals +7 tonight, yes?

God no. They are going to get killed.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.So what kind of sandwich are you?

Fried bologna

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.So what kind of sandwich are you?

Fried bologna

lolWas waiting for "Five Dollar Foot Long".

 

[Limp Ditka]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.So what kind of sandwich are you?

Fried bologna

lolWas waiting for "Five Dollar Foot Long".

That's Wet Dream

 

[eoMMan]

I'm assuming everybody is on our Cardinals +7 tonight, yes?

God no. They are going to get killed.

This. I like the Niners tonight.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm assuming everybody is on our Cardinals +7 tonight, yes?

Took Niners first half -4.

 

[mr. furley]

12 year old is still too dumb to knock. He's like an ugly Phoebe Cates

lofl

 

[mr. furley]

Personally I think it is Ra punishing us for Jersey Shore & the Kardashians.

he would

 

[shuke]

Lincecum in the hall? Two cy youngs and two rings is a pretty good résumé.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I gave my wife a copy of The Good Girl. She's reading it. #teach:e:toy

 

[shuke]

Oof. Always be prepared and stuff.

Yep, the fact that I was packing the night before around midnight and drunk did not help. A sober, rested me might have checked the weather once or twice before leaving.

You and me are exact opposites. I must have spent a good 4 days packing for our camping trip last week. Not sure which is worse.

 

[shuke]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I think I am for a group at work. Can I be in two groups? Do I have to grow two moustaches?

 

[shuke]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

Yeah, sadly it's like a porcelain plate. Do you realize how freaking cold it is every time I sit down to pee?

Better than the alternative. You ever tried to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting?

 

[shuke]

And no, I can't take credit for that. Some other FBG said it once and I've been using it ever since.

 

[Guster]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I think I am for a group at work. Can I be in two groups? Do I have to grow two moustaches?

I did two groups last year - this one and one at work. Just sign up with two different emails

 

[shuke]

I made two Reuben sandwiches for lunch today. So delicious. I was thinking how perfect the Reuben was in describing me too. Pickled cabbage, & corned beef mixed together with 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese and grilled on rye bread. It sounds like a terrible drunken combination and frankly pretty unhealthy but if you just give it a chance, you'll really like it.

So what kind of sandwich are you?

I don't use 1k isle, but the reuben is my favorite sandwich. The key for me is to grill the sauerkraut enough to get out most of the water so it doesn't make it to soggy.

nonono

This

 

[General Malaise]

I'm assuming everybody is on our Cardinals +7 tonight, yes?

God no. They are going to get killed.

This. I like the Niners tonight.

You guys should post more in the wagering thread. jeez, what a stupid bet.

 

[General Malaise]

I've never felt so sorry for a QB in all my life than I do for John Skelton right now. My god, have you seen some of the hits he's taken tonight? Good christ.

 

[kevzilla]

I guess the karmic consolation for getting knocked out of the Subscriber Contest this week is that I'm gonna win in all four of my leagues.

 

[UOFI_316]

####. I hate fantasy football sometimes. Had my choice of 4 players for my last spot, Josh Gordon, Brandon Lloyd, Jimmy Graham and Michael Crabtree. Graham was GTD and I was not going to be around to check before the late game. I did not look in here to see the Cleveland weather comments.

Guess who I went with, and guess which 3 players scored enough that I would have won. ####!! And this is the 5th week I will be pushing 60 hours at work. I need a drink like GM needs to apply sunblock before opening the refrigerator.

 

[bentley]

I have a problem and I'd love help from Austinites (or anyone really). 15 years ago, Trudy's restaurant used to put their logo on their pint glasses. AngryWife stuffed one in her purse and brought it home one night. It has faithfully served her through thousands of margaritas/long island iced teas/vodka pineapples over the years until last night. I managed to bang it against another glass while loading the dishwasher and broke the ####### thing.

I need to find a way to replace it, but Trudy's hasn't printed their logo on their glasses in a very long time. Any ideas?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

####. I hate fantasy football sometimes. Had my choice of 4 players for my last spot, Josh Gordon, Brandon Lloyd, Jimmy Graham and Michael Crabtree. Graham was GTD and I was not going to be around to check before the late game. I did not look in here to see the Cleveland weather comments.Guess who I went with, and guess which 3 players scored enough that I would have won. ####!! And this is the 5th week I will be pushing 60 hours at work. I need a drink like GM needs to apply sunblock before opening the refrigerator.

I'm going to be 7-1 after tonight's win. I also had 3.5 starters on bye (Foster, Spiller, Steve Johnson, and Tory Smith). Not to mention that I had the highest score in the league this week. But sorry to hear about your team.

 

[General Malaise]

My craptastic team in my BIG MONEY league was 2-5 heading into this game. I was 12th in our 14 team league. I scored nearly 600 points tonight and beat the best team in the league.

Jason Witten had 98 points for me.

Going to get a beer. Need to apply sunblock before opening fridge. BRB.