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[Uruk-Hai]

Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks

GLGB... hope it keeps getting smaller

Thanks, Gusher & Hocks.She's a stereotypical Chinese "nose-to-the-grindstone" type of lady with zero sense of humor. I was gonna make a joke about her driving, but will wait til I'm either done for or know I've got a chance.

Something something Mexicans getting car insurance something something...Congrats on the shrinking bulge.

Danke, guten GM.Cos, got an update for CosHole? Who's in and who's a female-body-part-we-can't-say-here?

Are we wearing lapel-tags with FBG handles/real names?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We made some new friends recently. They live around the corner from us.

The suburbs can be tough.

You have sex with them yet?

Well, I suppose there couldn't be any wacky baby mix-ups, given that they're both pregnant already.

congrats, way to slip one past the goalie

It was more like the goalie standing next to me yelling "SHOOT!!!! SHOOT THE ####### PUCK!!!!"

I feel slightly aroused and somewhat Canadian.

I should note that the goalie's enthusiasm was more for the opportunity to carry life, and less so for the act to make that happen.

My link

 

[charvik]

It was more like the goalie standing next to me yelling "SHOOT!!!! SHOOT THE ####### PUCK!!!!"

Congrats!(?)

 

[Mr. Pickles]

JUST LOOK AT THE JOY ON HIS FACE!

Is that the Abe Vigoda breed?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks

Good luck GBUHWill still be praying for you.

And, to the bolded, but hey, ya never know, you could be right. We are praying anyway!

 

[cosjobs]

http://www.cracked.c...er-animals.html

lol

Those are some terrible animals right there.

but still better than cats

What you don't know could fill a book.

This speaks volumes to his novel mental abilities

 

[Mr.Pack]

first anti-drinker I've seen in this thread. interesting.

I'm not anti-drinker but I don't drink at home

This. I have no problem drinking when I am out or when people are over.I am not anti-drinker, but I am not going to apologize for not wanting to drink by myself in front of children.

You said you believe it's pathetic to drink at home.#1 What if you drink when your kids are asleep or not home?

#2 What if you don't have kids?

Beer is delicious. Why would kids care if you enjoy a tasty beverage in moderation? You're not driving anywhere. Seems like a good example to set for them.

We finally agree on something.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Dean Krzyzewski

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks

Good luck GBUHWill still be praying for you.

And, to the bolded, but hey, ya never know, you could be right. We are praying anyway!

Gracias, mi hermano.Trying to lighten the mood with a Chinese Doctor wasn't my best decision.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dean Krzyzewski

I feel kinda bad, given that Dean has dementia. My next two were Calhoun and Rudy Gay.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok....off to the suspected gang-ridden barber shop for one of my banner flat tops.

 

[BigJohn]

That and when my middle son, who is now 11, said that he wished I would not drink around him.

well maybe having kids isn't such a great idea afterall.

Might it be the example he sets while he's drinking? My kids are 7 and 9 and I drink beer around them often. They don't mind since:a) I drink in moderation

iv: I act the same way when I have a beer or a glass of water

First off, I never drink when I'm the only parent at home. But on the weekends, when the wife's around, I have no problem with it. I never drink in excess, so I dont feel bad about it.

 

[belljr]

Ok....off to the suspected gang-ridden barber shop for one of my banner flat tops.

Go get'em kid

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Dean Krzyzewski

I feel kinda bad, given that Dean has dementia. My next two were Calhoun and Rudy Gay.

I was actually at the game against "The Beltway Ballers", the exhibition that was set up to get Gay. The coach was wearing sweatpants, a t-shirt, and huge dreadlocks. Gay wasn't that great.

 

[cosjobs]

Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks

Good luck GBUHWill still be praying for you.

And, to the bolded, but hey, ya never know, you could be right. We are praying anyway!

Gracias, mi hermano.Trying to lighten the mood with a Chinese Doctor wasn't my best decision.

No worries. You'll be funny again in an hour anyway

 

[Frostillicus]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[bentley]

That and when my middle son, who is now 11, said that he wished I would not drink around him.

well maybe having kids isn't such a great idea afterall.

Might it be the example he sets while he's drinking? My kids are 7 and 9 and I drink beer around them often. They don't mind since:a) I drink in moderation

iv: I act the same way when I have a beer or a glass of water

My kids are 3 and 1 and I just loaded up at the liquor store since AngryWife is headed out of town for the weekend. They've always been around beer and tailgating. Hoping that growing up around it will keep them from doing some of the stupid #### people do after their first drink when they've grown up in an environment that demonizes alcohol.

 

[belljr]

That and when my middle son, who is now 11, said that he wished I would not drink around him.

well maybe having kids isn't such a great idea afterall.

Might it be the example he sets while he's drinking? My kids are 7 and 9 and I drink beer around them often. They don't mind since:a) I drink in moderation

iv: I act the same way when I have a beer or a glass of water

My kids are 3 and 1 and I just loaded up at the liquor store since AngryWife is headed out of town for the weekend. They've always been around beer and tailgating. Hoping that growing up around it will keep them from doing some of the stupid #### people do after their first drink when they've grown up in an environment that demonizes alcohol.

My mom would drink a lot in front of me. Usually just weekends. I started when I was 15. Partied my way out of college .I may be a bad example....

 

[Captain Quinoa]

the exhibition that was set up to get Gay.

 

[phishphan]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[cosjobs]

Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks

GLGB... hope it keeps getting smaller

Thanks, Gusher & Hocks.She's a stereotypical Chinese "nose-to-the-grindstone" type of lady with zero sense of humor. I was gonna make a joke about her driving, but will wait til I'm either done for or know I've got a chance.

2Something something Mexicans getting car insurance something something...

Congrats on the shrinking bulge.

Danke, guten GM.Cos, got an update for CosHole? Who's in and who's a female-body-part-we-can't-say-here?

Are we wearing lapel-tags with FBG handles/real names?

SLB contacted me today about his flights and two others have purchased their flights. Two are in Dallas and one in Houston and one in Austin- none of whom will be flying. THat leaves another 6-8 confirmed who have not yet made travel arrangements (to my knowledge). I I won't name names but two of them are females and the others are suspected female body parts.

I've been swamped lately, but will try and do a real update before long.

Also, there are a couple of gmtanners who would liek to come, but are having some atypical FBG money concerns.

I have a couple hundred in that FanBall or whatever thing. If someone wants to try and run that up to a total high to cover some airfares, I'd be happy to throw them the keys.

Homer was going to do it, but he's about as reliable as MOP in a movie theater.

 

[Tiger Fan]

That and when my middle son, who is now 11, said that he wished I would not drink around him.

well maybe having kids isn't such a great idea afterall.

Might it be the example he sets while he's drinking? My kids are 7 and 9 and I drink beer around them often. They don't mind since:a) I drink in moderation

iv: I act the same way when I have a beer or a glass of water

My kids are 3 and 1 and I just loaded up at the liquor store since AngryWife is headed out of town for the weekend. They've always been around beer and tailgating. Hoping that growing up around it will keep them from doing some of the stupid #### people do after their first drink when they've grown up in an environment that demonizes alcohol.

 

[Guster]

Thanks to SofaKings for the movember donation!!

http://mobro.co/guster

and for those that don't want to give, but just want to see how awesome I am: My link

 

[Frostillicus]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[phishphan]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[Frostillicus]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[phishphan]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[Frostillicus]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[phishphan]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 

[phishphan]

YOU WANNA MEET ME AT THE SEVEN-ELEVEN?!?! COME AT ME, BRO!

 

[phishphan]

pathetic?

<_<

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

first anti-drinker I've seen in this thread. interesting.

I'm not anti-drinker but I don't drink at home

This. I have no problem drinking when I am out or when peoare over.I am not anti-drinker, but I am not going to apologize for not wanting to drink by myself in front of children.

You said you believe it's pathetic to drink at home.#1 What if you drink when your kids are asleep or not home?#2 What if you don't have kids?Beer is delicious. Why would kids care if you enjoy a tasty beverage in moderation? You're not driving anywhere. Seems like a good example to set for them.

Sounds better than getting loaded and crashing a car and getting a DUI.

Taxi Magic App is the bombdizzle.

 

[belljr]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

See if I get any takers

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

the exhibition that was set up to get Gay.

JACKPOT!/wetdream

 

[No. 16]

What should I give my niece who is about to turn 1? She's the first baby of this generation for either family so she'll be spoiled rotten with "things".

She's also only 1 so not like she'll remember if I get her a super cool toy or take her somewhere awesome.

Kind of stumped here. Help.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What should I give my niece who is about to turn 1? She's the first baby of this generation for either family so she'll be spoiled rotten with "things". She's also only 1 so not like she'll remember if I get her a super cool toy or take her somewhere awesome. Kind of stumped here. Help.

A solemn promise that you will never give her relationship advice...ever.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What should I give my niece who is about to turn 1? She's the first baby of this generation for either family so she'll be spoiled rotten with "things". She's also only 1 so not like she'll remember if I get her a super cool toy or take her somewhere awesome. Kind of stumped here. Help.

TI 85

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BOGART!!!!

Thanks for the donation bud! 1966!

 

[belljr]

What should I give my niece who is about to turn 1? She's the first baby of this generation for either family so she'll be spoiled rotten with "things". She's also only 1 so not like she'll remember if I get her a super cool toy or take her somewhere awesome. Kind of stumped here. Help.

I hear savings bonds have a good return

 

[Leroy Hoard]

What should I give my niece who is about to turn 1?

see if they have this in pink

 

[belljr]

serious question - are SLB and T.R.E. related?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

serious question - are SLB and T.R.E. related?

Racist

 

[belljr]

serious question - are SLB and T.R.E. related?

Racist

IT'S OK... I'm a bald white guy too.

 

[phishphan]

serious question - are SLB and T.R.E. related?

Racist

all you bald crackers look alike

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

serious question - are SLB and T.R.E. related?

Racist

IT'S OK... I'm a bald white guy too.

#baldteam

 

[belljr]

serious question - are SLB and T.R.E. related?

Racist

IT'S OK... I'm a bald white guy too.

#baldteam

You start out like thisand never dream of this

either way

 

[krista4]

Sigh.

 

[SofaKings]

Sigh.

Just walk in, slam your blackberry on the desk and say "I'm out" and walk.