GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

You guys need a leader. Call Pigskin P and ask him to set it up.

 

[Josie Maran]

Krista you're definition of "hot" and mine are different. Which makes sense since you're a straight chick. But ive seen some gorgeous women just walking by the house. Homer would go insane here

Your camera broken, f###er?

 

[Josie Maran]

Bentley - The fact that I am in the semis is less amazing than the fact that I made the playoffs.

LUCK BABY



edit to add: BEST 5-8 team in the league

You got that right. Apparently the guy you beat was so shocked by the defeat that he IMed me this afternoon to let me know he was quitting the league, seriously

How does 5-8 make the playoffs? SRS question.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Homer: will take some pics today. I think we will pass a school on our way to the lake.

Cos: that Chili sounds awesome. I will spring for the ingredients if you will make it for SB

I have no idea what possessed me to buy a fifth of Jack Daniels yesterday.

Julio is taking me to Isletas(?) today.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

midget lady and I had a "moment" when we waved at each other. I think I'm in love

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer: will take some pics today. I think we will pass a school on our way to the lake.

Good god, I'm horrible.

 

[Josie Maran]

It's so weird how sarcastic and impatient and surly I get when I'm morning-drunk. Like, I want to stab stupid posters right in their stupid faces.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Did Steve young say "the texans think they have the biggest **** in the league" last night? I was half out of it and didn't think Mormons could say "****".

 

[Annyong]

It's so weird how sarcastic and impatient and surly I get when I'm morning-drunk. Like, I want to stab stupid posters right in their stupid faces.

Hey Guys- I'm the commish of my league and every team in my league has had playoff byes since week 8. what should i do?

 

[Annyong]

Bookmarked. Going to be using that a lot.

 

[belljr]

It's so weird how sarcastic and impatient and surly I get when I'm morning-drunk. Like, I want to stab stupid posters right in their stupid faces.

Hey Guys- I'm the commish of my league and every team in my league has had playoff byes since week 8. what should i do?

 

[YSR]

Bookmarked. Going to be using that a lot.

I made the mistake of sharing the story and subsequent posts/picture in my household and have heard it at least 3 times this morning.

 

[belljr]

Your mom likes big black guys?

Who doesn't?

My link

Bookmarked. Going to be using that a lot.

 

[YSR]

It's so weird how sarcastic and impatient and surly I get when I'm morning-drunk. Like, I want to stab stupid posters right in their stupid faces.

Here's a Q&A that might be useful.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It's so weird how sarcastic and impatient and surly I get when I'm morning-drunk. Like, I want to stab stupid posters right in their stupid faces.

Do it. We need to thin the herd.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

Washers is one of the staples for summer parties around here. Usually gets the most gambling action, too

 

[cosjobs]

midget lady and I had a "moment" when we waved at each other. I think I'm in love

I think she may be beneath you.

 

[cosjobs]

Bentley - The fact that I am in the semis is less amazing than the fact that I made the playoffs.

LUCK BABY



edit to add: BEST 5-8 team in the league

You got that right. Apparently the guy you beat was so shocked by the defeat that he IMed me this afternoon to let me know he was quitting the league, seriously

How does 5-8 make the playoffs? SRS question.

Two Divisions. Top 3 from each division make playoffs, no matter how shitty they are

 

[cosjobs]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

Flummoxed you say? Do people really say flummoxed outside the south side of Youngstown?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

Washers is one of the staples for summer parties around here. Usually gets the most gambling action, too

Cornhole>>>Washers imo.But Washers>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beer Pong

 

[phishphan]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

Washers is one of the staples for summer parties around here. Usually gets the most gambling action, too

Cornhole>>>Washers imo.But Washers>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beer Pong

 

[krista4]

Homer: will take some pics today. I think we will pass a school on our way to the lake.Cos: that Chili sounds awesome. I will spring for the ingredients if you will make it for SBI have no idea what possessed me to buy a fifth of Jack Daniels yesterday.Julio is taking me to Isletas(?) today.

I wrote about the Isletas on my lengthy "things you should do" post. Did you even read the damn thing? Also, the "italian school" is around the corner, and you can look directly down into it from the third floor.

Bookmarked. Going to be using that a lot.

I made the mistake of sharing the story and subsequent posts/picture in my household and have heard it at least 3 times this morning.

Me too. Have the feeling I'm going to be hearing this all the time now. It's starting to wear thin already. :(Also, I have no idea what a "washer" is.Also, also! I think I'm about to get in a fight with our CEO.

 

[belljr]

I own a washers game

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

washers is good times

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Made a huge pot of chili tonight.Sent the following through the meat grinder:4# Fajita Meat2.5# Bacon2.5# Chuck2# Boneless pork country ribsDiced up:3# Ny StripAddedI cup chopped frsh garlicI bunch chopped celery2 qt. Chopped onionsi Industrial sized can of diced romatoes1/4 cup cumin2T Cinammon3/4 c Onion powderFor Chili:Roasted seeded and diced:3 bell peppers3 anaheim peppers3 pasilla peppers4 ancho peppersPlus another cup and a half of dark Red Texas Chili PowderIts been simmering on the stove for about six hours. Going to cool it down now and reheat in the morning to serve at lunch.I also have a huge pot of four lbs pinto beans simmering with a fresh picnic thrown in the pot for flavoring.I serve my chili without beans, but try to have a pot on the sides for those who like to mix it up.

Sounds like it'd be pretty good for a super bowl party.

Beans on the side.

 

[Guster]

I wrote about the Isletas on my lengthy "things you should do" post. Did you even read the damn thing?

tl;dr

 

[Guster]

Also, also! I think I'm about to get in a fight with our CEO.

oh man... good luck

 

[Guster]

Today starts our third Trimester!! L$%(^ will be here before I know it.. & I have so much to get done.. Ie. her room!!

I came to bed at 9pm.. Exhausted.. & now I'm wide awake.. I should have stayed on the couch!! Grr.. #2 nights without sleep.. But in the end #$%^& is totally worth it..

Can't wait to hold my baby in my arms.....

Holiday Party at work over!!! Being 6.5 months prego I'm one sore mamma!! Wahh!!

Last 4 days.

Jeebus. Girl I work with (I actually performed her wedding ceremony) just had her first baby about 4 days ago. She was great about the whole facebook/pregnancy thing. She'd post a pic of herself getting fat and busty about every 10-12 days. That was it up until the day she was due. Then she posted a couple of updates about going to the hospital to get induced. God bless her.

FB friend just posted this:

Hello all! I am almost 27 weeks now and growing strong. Mommie got to see me This morning but she's sure to feel me kick a lot this morning.

Homer, if you're still feeling stabby...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today starts our third Trimester!! L$%(^ will be here before I know it.. & I have so much to get done.. Ie. her room!!

I came to bed at 9pm.. Exhausted.. & now I'm wide awake.. I should have stayed on the couch!! Grr.. #2 nights without sleep.. But in the end #$%^& is totally worth it..

Can't wait to hold my baby in my arms.....

Holiday Party at work over!!! Being 6.5 months prego I'm one sore mamma!! Wahh!!

Last 4 days.

Jeebus. Girl I work with (I actually performed her wedding ceremony) just had her first baby about 4 days ago. She was great about the whole facebook/pregnancy thing. She'd post a pic of herself getting fat and busty about every 10-12 days. That was it up until the day she was due. Then she posted a couple of updates about going to the hospital to get induced. God bless her.

FB friend just posted this:

Hello all! I am almost 27 weeks now and growing strong. Mommie got to see me This morning but she's sure to feel me kick a lot this morning.

Homer, if you're still feeling stabby...

Obviously you need to respond with this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

50/50 that this is fake but I like those odds.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I almost did this last month. Seriously.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

K4 y OH: pretty sure Julio has diabetes. I busted his chops pretty good today about it.

 

[cosjobs]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

this takes me to your login screen for facebook.

 

[cosjobs]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

this takes me to your login screen for facebook.

Stupid Facebook meMy link

 

[FDAS]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

 

[Guster]

Today starts our third Trimester!! L$%(^ will be here before I know it.. & I have so much to get done.. Ie. her room!!

I came to bed at 9pm.. Exhausted.. & now I'm wide awake.. I should have stayed on the couch!! Grr.. #2 nights without sleep.. But in the end #$%^& is totally worth it..

Can't wait to hold my baby in my arms.....

Holiday Party at work over!!! Being 6.5 months prego I'm one sore mamma!! Wahh!!

Last 4 days.

Jeebus. Girl I work with (I actually performed her wedding ceremony) just had her first baby about 4 days ago. She was great about the whole facebook/pregnancy thing. She'd post a pic of herself getting fat and busty about every 10-12 days. That was it up until the day she was due. Then she posted a couple of updates about going to the hospital to get induced. God bless her.

FB friend just posted this:

Hello all! I am almost 27 weeks now and growing strong. Mommie got to see me This morning but she's sure to feel me kick a lot this morning.

Homer, if you're still feeling stabby...

Obviously you need to respond with this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

this takes me to your login screen for facebook.

Stupid Facebook meMy link

Facebook blocked here at work so I'm just going to respond with this

 

[Guster]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

this takes me to your login screen for facebook.

 

[phishphan]

Another reason Dogs > Cats

this takes me to your login screen for facebook.

we're going to need your password and SSN. TIA

 

[Kraft...]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

Washers is one of the staples for summer parties around here. Usually gets the most gambling action, too

Cornhole>>>Washers imo.But Washers>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beer Pong

Where does Flip Cup stand in the hierarchy? Aslo giant Jenga?

 

[phishphan]

need to put horseshoes in-between cornhole and washers

 

[Guster]

where does hillbilly golf rank?

 

[-fish-]

I'm open to meeting tomorrow for a bit. Not sure where or when makes the most sense. Traffic will suck for Charv to get downtown around 5 probably. Fish, what area will you be in?

downtown seattle, off stewart someplace.

 

[krista4]

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

 

[krista4]

Maybe I just need to fire up some shtick e-mails to make myself feel better.

 

[krista4]

K4 y OH: pretty sure Julio has diabetes. I busted his chops pretty good today about it.

 

[Kraft...]

Ordered this for family ornament swap on Christmas Eve, to risque? (20-25 people including some young children). Checked with wife and she said "it's cute"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maybe I just need to fire up some shtick e-mails to make myself feel better.

Here you go