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Holy crap I was hammered last night. My g/f is out of town for work so I took today and tuesday off. I'm drunk again. POSTING FRENZY FORTHCOMING!@# I DON'T KNOW WHICH THREADS!@#

 
Play Like You Raped Someone Who Then Killed Herself And You Got Away With It Today
That is a really sad story. I read it a few weeks ago. Heartbreaking. For those who are lost, google the name Lizzy Seeberg.... :cry:
So this dirtbag has never been named? How do they have all this info if his named has never been released?
The player's lawyer, Notre Dame alumnus Joe Power, isn't whispering. He shouted in my ear about the "complete phony lie" designed to slander an exemplary young gentleman. His client, who has never been named or made to miss a football practice, had a reputation as a young man with a temper among some parents at his high school, and was suspended from high school over allegations of misbehavior.
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I'm going to marry a nurse. Or at least date a nurse. Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.
Maybe SLB will let you bang his wife if you come down for coshole.
Mrs. SLB only gets banged by SLB. And perhaps some chicks....
Bookmarking this for future reference
:lmao: :lmao:I'm the only one she has ever been with. The man after me will make it seem like he invented sex.
 
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I'm going to marry a nurse. Or at least date a nurse. Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.
Maybe SLB will let you bang his wife if you come down for coshole.
Mrs. SLB only gets banged by SLB. And perhaps some chicks....
Bookmarking this for future reference
:lmao: :lmao:I'm the only one she has ever been with. The man after me will make it seem like he invented sex.
Bookmarking this for future reference
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
Play Like You Raped Someone Who Then Killed Herself And You Got Away With It Today
That is a really sad story. I read it a few weeks ago. Heartbreaking. For those who are lost, google the name Lizzy Seeberg.... :cry:
Sad and tragic. Thoroughly vetted, however.
Her parents referred to the investigation as "wholly inadequate", but that's probably a little off, right? If there's one thing you can trust the Catholic Church to do, it's to thoroughly investigate themselves whenever there are claims of sexual abuse.
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
Play Like You Raped Someone Who Then Killed Herself And You Got Away With It Today
That is a really sad story. I read it a few weeks ago. Heartbreaking. For those who are lost, google the name Lizzy Seeberg.... :cry:
Sad and tragic. Thoroughly vetted, however.
Her parents referred to the investigation as "wholly inadequate", but that's probably a little off, right? If there's one thing you can trust the Catholic Church to do, it's to thoroughly investigate themselves whenever there are claims of sexual abuse.
Have to award the point to Truck here.
 
The American Dad I Am The Walrus episode is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Roger: So Cookie do you like ponies?

Cookie: Uh, no, I almost 16.

Roger: Oh. So what do you like?

Cookie: Cocaine and stuff.

Roger: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
Play Like You Raped Someone Who Then Killed Herself And You Got Away With It Today
That is a really sad story. I read it a few weeks ago. Heartbreaking. For those who are lost, google the name Lizzy Seeberg.... :cry:
Sad and tragic. Thoroughly vetted, however.
Her parents referred to the investigation as "wholly inadequate", but that's probably a little off, right? If there's one thing you can trust the Catholic Church to do, it's to thoroughly investigate themselves whenever there are claims of sexual abuse.
Have to award the point to Truck here.
If you like strawmen.
strawmen >>>>>>>>> rape
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
Play Like You Raped Someone Who Then Killed Herself And You Got Away With It Today
That is a really sad story. I read it a few weeks ago. Heartbreaking. For those who are lost, google the name Lizzy Seeberg.... :cry:
Sad and tragic. Thoroughly vetted, however.
Her parents referred to the investigation as "wholly inadequate", but that's probably a little off, right? If there's one thing you can trust the Catholic Church to do, it's to thoroughly investigate themselves whenever there are claims of sexual abuse.
Have to award the point to Truck here.
If you like strawmen. The 'catholic church' had nothing to do with the investigation.
OK. But it doesn't worry you that her parents found the investigation to be inadequate?
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
Going to leave it there, because I don't want to start a debate nor is this the place to start a debate on this subject. I think you're intentions were probably good. I just thought the timing of it all 'cheap' and I said so. Apologies.
Deleted my posts. Not the thread for this. Such a yucky situation all the way around.
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
Going to leave it there, because I don't want to start a debate nor is this the place to start a debate on this subject. I think you're intentions were probably good. I just thought the timing of it all 'cheap' and I said so. Apologies.
Deleted my posts. Not the thread for this. Such a yucky situation all the way around.
Deleting mine too. Plus i used you're when I should have used your.
 
I think Deadspin's all for anything that's going to cause a ruckus or get pageclicks. For better or worse.

But they're just passing along and highlighting parts of a story. Does the reporter in the orginal story, a ND alum, have an axe to grind? I think that's a better question.

So let's say she was spurned by this guy, and that led to her making false accusations. Against a player on a school's football team that she's a fan of. The school drags their feet on her false allegations, so she kills herself? Doesn't make a lot of sense.

Also worth noting that the procedures by which ND "thoroughly vetted" Seeberg's case have been changed in a settlement with the US DOE, so as to avoid losing Title IX funds.

http://chronicle.com/article/U-of-Notre-Dame-to-Clarify/128128/

 
A non-college football type buddy just asked me why I cant stand Notre Dame (I love IB for the record).

I told him they are the Yankees or Lakers of college football. I suck at expressing myself though.

Can someone help? Why do I/we hate ND?

 
A non-college football type buddy just asked me why I cant stand Notre Dame (I love IB for the record). I told him they are the Yankees or Lakers of college football. I suck at expressing myself though.Can someone help? Why do I/we hate ND?
I don't know about anyone else, but for me it was because growing up they sucked but were always talked about and shown on TV. I never understood it until later and once I found about it was because of religion I had another reason to dislike them.
 
A non-college football type buddy just asked me why I cant stand Notre Dame (I love IB for the record).

I told him they are the Yankees or Lakers of college football. I suck at expressing myself though.

Can someone help? Why do I/we hate ND?
I don't know about anyone else, but for me it was because growing up they sucked but were always talked about and shown on TV. I never understood it until later and once I found about it was because of religion I had another reason to dislike them.
Just saw this posted in another thread. Its helpful.
 
The toilet right next to my office is very prone to clogging, and it's the one usually most convenient for my morning dump. I usually wipe at least three times, and I'm careful to flush in between each one, yet still it clogs at least once a week. What's worse is that I hate using the plunger and I think it's in another bathroom anyway and I don't feel like looking for it, so basically I just piss in there for a week and keep flushing, knowing it will eventually go down. The wads of paper and bits of salad I ate last week float slowly clockwise as the water rises, and sometimes I hear something shifting down below, but so far no joy. I believe we're on day 5.

Another thing, I would be willing to wager that we as a human race have wasted much more water since the switch to the 1.6 GPF toilet. I know I'm not the only one who has to flush multiple times after taking a ####.
####, flush, wipe, flush, wipe again, flush. All because I'm paranoid (rightly so I might add) that it will clog.
 
A non-college football type buddy just asked me why I cant stand Notre Dame (I love IB for the record). I told him they are the Yankees or Lakers of college football. I suck at expressing myself though.Can someone help? Why do I/we hate ND?
I don't know about anyone else, but for me it was because growing up they sucked but were always talked about and shown on TV. I never understood it until later and once I found about it was because of religion I had another reason to dislike them.
Growing up in the 70s, I was inundated with ND. Double whammy of them being good and no cable (so they were often the only game on TV and were on EVERY week). I come by it honestly, at least, as I heard my dad use more curse words (all variations on "those Catholic #####") than he did about any other team.
 
A non-college football type buddy just asked me why I cant stand Notre Dame (I love IB for the record). I told him they are the Yankees or Lakers of college football. I suck at expressing myself though.Can someone help? Why do I/we hate ND?
I don't know about anyone else, but for me it was because growing up they sucked but were always talked about and shown on TV. I never understood it until later and once I found about it was because of religion I had another reason to dislike them.
Catholics are far more fun to party with than Baptists, yet you don't see the country hating on Baylor.
 
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.

 
A non-college football type buddy just asked me why I cant stand Notre Dame (I love IB for the record). I told him they are the Yankees or Lakers of college football. I suck at expressing myself though.Can someone help? Why do I/we hate ND?
I don't know about anyone else, but for me it was because growing up they sucked but were always talked about and shown on TV. I never understood it until later and once I found about it was because of religion I had another reason to dislike them.
Catholics are far more fun to party with than Baptists, yet you don't see the country hating on Baylor.
For my parent's generation, that's because Baptists weren't going to sell the USA to the Vatican.
 
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Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
 
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?

Line is bama by 10.

I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.

 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?Line is bama by 10.I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
I still have to give you :moneybag: for the damned thing, plus buy a $100 square when I get there. Pass.
 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?Line is bama by 10.I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
As much as I'm tempted to take bama, the fact that I missed 3 of 4 games this weekend against the spread means I will regrettably pass in this.
 

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