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I used the phrase "She's worse than Al-Qaeda" last night.Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Congrats YSR I'll try to keep Charles's penis away from YSRGirl
I'll try to keep Charles's penis away from YSRGirl
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Girls rule boys drool.Congrats!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
There was a shooting at the Grocery store a half mile from my house last night. Some random dude just firing at cars. Killed a ten-year old boy and injured two other people. And last night the wife asked if I'd go get some wine, and one of the two places I usually go is right next to that grocery store, but I went to the other one last night. Wife's pretty freaked out.
glad you didn't get shot, Frosty.
freaky deaky
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ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Regarding Frosty
YSR
Footballguy
I knew it! Old sperm.Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
I couldn't remember who picked what. I just remembered that a wily St. Louis Bob took advantage of a drunk GM and ended up getting odds on the bet.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
congrats YSRAlthough as the father of a 13 y.o. my opinion on this may be changing soon.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
It's hard out there for a pimp.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
If you had a gun, this wouldn't happen.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?
YSR
Footballguy
Glad you're okay, Frostilicious.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Congrats on having a child of a discernable gender.Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Don't forget Frosty there in the center.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Guster
Footballguy
Congrats on having a child of a discernable gender.Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
discernible is the best gender
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Guster
Footballguy
She freaked out that you didn't go to the right store?Zooks is gonna want a refund on that hit man money
heckmanm
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about your troubles GIVING YOUR HUSBAND A SONWell, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
Congrats, GBYSR
YSR
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about your troubles GIVING YOUR HUSBAND A SONWell, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
He'd probably view a son as too much competition.
Abraham
Footballguy
"oh...so you're big enough to walk now? Fine...let's have a race. First one to the back fence and back wins. I'll even give you a head start...ready, set...>GO!"Sorry to hear about your troubles GIVING YOUR HUSBAND A SONWell, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
One-way ticket to bonertown:http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/important-pervert-news-alert-michelle-jenneke-made-a-swimsuit-video-for-sports-illustrated
flysack
Footballguy
I want to make a comment about the way we treat mental health in this country combined with how easy it is to get gun, but I'm just glad you weren't gunned down by yet another crazy person shooting his madness at strangers.
flysack
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about your troubles GIVING YOUR HUSBAND A SONWell, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
Congrats on your expected delivery of the second sex.ETA: (seriously, women are taking over the world, your ovaries drew the right lotto ticket)
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if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer
flysack
Footballguy
Not to somber up the thread, but while we're talking crazies with guns, there was a great story in the latest New Yorker. It's about a professor who gunned down a faculty meeting in 2010. Everyone wanted to blame the insane conditions in higher ed, but it turns out she also shot her brother dead when she was 21...and got away with it. Sounds like a morbid tale, but it reads like a crime thriller.
It's available online too.
It's available online too.
flysack
Footballguy
Inevitable after her performance on the starting line. Though I was hoping she'd skip this step and go right to soft core. :(
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Oh yeah, we are leaving The Magic House yesterday and of course the boys don't want to go. Dylan (he said he doesn't go by Shredder any more) is the more pissed of the two. Mrs. SLB says "you both have birthday's coming up, you can have your party here if you like". Then the following exchange is made:Cal: No thanks, I'm having my party at Chuck-E-Cheese. (Where Dylan's 5th party was)Dylan: You don't want to do it there.Cal: Why?Dylan: Chuck-E carries a gun.Mrs. SLB: WHAT??!!Cal: No he doesn't.Dylan: Oh yeah he does.Cal: I've never seen him with a gun.Dylan: He pulls it on you when you get there.
So awesome.
phishphan
Footballguy
"oh, so you think you're the pro at suckling from the teet?!?!" :knocks kid out of the way: "let me show you how it's done!" :chows down:"oh...so you're big enough to walk now? Fine...let's have a race. First one to the back fence and back wins. I'll even give you a head start...ready, set...>GO!"Sorry to hear about your troubles GIVING YOUR HUSBAND A SONWell, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job." [/Kramer]
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I watch the show
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
lawls
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I need to start going to more (a) Condor(s) games.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'd point and laugh, but I watched Lost. They seem about equal.I watch the show
flysack
Footballguy
Lost was a damn good show until the last season. Then the writers got trapped in their own funhouse, just like everyone predicted.I'd point and laugh, but I watched Lost. They seem about equal.I watch the show
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I watched the first couple of episodes just to give it a chance. I stick with it because my sons dig it. It's one of those shows that could be so much better but they seem to screw the pooch just about every episode.I'd point and laugh, but I watched Lost. They seem about equal.I watch the show
Brony
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I would like to throw some sex on her.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I knew it! Old sperm.Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Harrison Ford?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
To me the zombie genre has expectations of a certain amount of campiness, but this show seems to try to add "realism" to the mix. I like it and I rip the bad writing/acting/storyline all of the time. To me it's gotten so bad it's kind of good. I agree that it could have been so much better, but I'll take what I can get.I never watched Lost, but it seemed like it was trying to be a drama too and maybe that's where they are similar?I watched the first couple of episodes just to give it a chance. I stick with it because my sons dig it. It's one of those shows that could be so much better but they seem to screw the pooch just about every episode.I'd point and laugh, but I watched Lost. They seem about equal.I watch the show
General Malaise
Footballguy
Those gloves came directly from Jerry Rice himself. Respect.
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