Text when you're done...Conference call starts at 2am.Belle's Two Hearted on tap at Keystone, for your future info.See you at 2am?Well Guster stood me up, so I'm back at the office.
At the Austin rodeo.
1. Anyone that doubts god being a man needs to fine out here.
2. I don't want to live in a world where Sarah Evans (tonight's performer) isn't a wild sex kitten behind closed doors.

Don't do it, shuke. He'll do unspeakable things to you with his fingers.Text when you're done...Conference call starts at 2am.Belle's Two Hearted on tap at Keystone, for your future info.See you at 2am?Well Guster stood me up, so I'm back at the office.
Lots of trim @ the rodeoAt the Austin rodeo.
1. Anyone that doubts god being a man needs to fine out here.
2. I don't want to live in a world where Sarah Evans (tonight's performer) isn't a wild sex kitten behind closed doors.![]()
Well this is creepy.Text when you're done...Conference call starts at 2am.Belle's Two Hearted on tap at Keystone, for your future info.See you at 2am?Well Guster stood me up, so I'm back at the office.
Oh.Lots of trim @ the rodeoAt the Austin rodeo.
1. Anyone that doubts god being a man needs to fine out here.
2. I don't want to live in a world where Sarah Evans (tonight's performer) isn't a wild sex kitten behind closed doors.![]()
I figured you'd be the only one that would get it.This post didn't get enough love.I would totally go to that if Waves and Radiation or Dylarama were playing.
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Yeah, realized that after I posted, but I'm drunk soWell this is creepy.Text when you're done...Conference call starts at 2am.Belle's Two Hearted on tap at Keystone, for your future info.See you at 2am?Well Guster stood me up, so I'm back at the office.

I can loan you one of my background checks. I think I've had FOUR.I had a real Homer moment at a meeting tonight. I'm on the steering committee for the local United Way Young Leader Society and we were talking about doing a volunteer project at a middle school. Someone mentioned the need for everyone to submit to a background check before we could get on campus. I responded that I hung around middle school campuses all the time and nobody ever said anything about it so I didn't see how it would be a problem. Nobody laughed.
"Oh c'mon, people! Laugh a little! I wasn't being serious! I haven't molested a kid in weeks!"I had a real Homer moment at a meeting tonight. I'm on the steering committee for the local United Way Young Leader Society and we were talking about doing a volunteer project at a middle school. Someone mentioned the need for everyone to submit to a background check before we could get on campus. I responded that I hung around middle school campuses all the time and nobody ever said anything about it so I didn't see how it would be a problem. Nobody laughed.
Not exactly my type
, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?AA: Village Vanguard is indeed a landmark, as is Blue Note
Other places: Zinc Bar: Pretty cool loungy jazz place...You can sit at the bar with no cover and hear the music well, or sit in the performance area for (I think) $15...Bar is usually fine...Decent drinks, cool vibe
Shoolbreds: Cool spot that is somewhere between Lounge and Bar...Comfortable leather chairs, fireplace on cold nights, that kind of stuff...good cocktails, full bar
The Vault at Pfaffs: A little more spacious than some of the tiny "speakeasy" type places; excellent service and cocktails, cool decor
A little further north on 19th street bet 5th and 6th (quick cab ride form the Village):
Flatiron Lounge: Was here for the first time a couple of weekends ago...Cool art deco decor, decent drinks, not super pretentious...I liked it enough to go back again
Beautiful. Thanks, TU.Is that the chick who invented Spanx?Not exactly my type, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?
So it's a dude?No ideaNot exactly my type, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?
No ideaNot exactly my type, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?
I did say she wasn't my type . . . funny.I work with a group that has folks placed in the following locations: Nairobi (Kenya), Cali (Colombia), Paris, Vancouver. We need to have about a half dozen 3.5 hour online discussions over the course of the next several months. I'm pushing WebEx and Doodle polling to its limits.'shuke said:So a project I'm on at work requires a meeting with people in both western Europe and Australia. At the same time. First one tonight is 2:00-3:00 AM. That's not that late for me, but I'm concerned about logistics, mainly my phone's ability to randomly drop calls while I'm at home. So I've decided to stay at work for it.![]()
That's what I'm trying to figure out. Looks like just a stock photo used for the story since no info is given on it. Supposedly Furley is familiar with this person.'Officer Pete Malloy said:So it's a dude?'shuke said:No idea'Aerial Assault said:Not exactly my type'shuke said:, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?
Reverse image search tells me this is Jenna Talackova, a transgender miss universe contestant.That's what I'm trying to figure out. Looks like just a stock photo used for the story since no info is given on it. Supposedly Furley is familiar with this person.'Officer Pete Malloy said:So it's a dude?'shuke said:No idea'Aerial Assault said:Not exactly my type'shuke said:, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?
I finally asked. They are drafting teams for a sim that will run after this season is in the books. I have no idea why they need 50 teams and 100 rounds, though.TRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
'Officer Pete Malloy said:

Would smash.'shuke said:No idea'Aerial Assault said:Not exactly my type'shuke said:, but looks pretty. Oh, wait, she's someone famous?
So what is a sim? I know it stands for simulated, but why would you draft for a sim based on stats that haven't happened yet, rather than just play a regular league while it is going on.I finally asked. They are drafting teams for a sim that will run after this season is in the books. I have no idea why they need 50 teams and 100 rounds, though.TRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
This is one of my most favorite beers I've had. Absolutely delicious.'Tremendous Upside said:Had Goose Island Bourbon County Stout for the first time last night. It was delicious. Stout that has been aged in bourbon casks.
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It's essentially a 2013 roto draft, but the league is played out after the season on WhatIfSports based on eventual 2013 statistical performance. Defense therefore matters. Conversely, things like saves or even ERA don't matter in of themselves. You could take a 40IP leftyspecialistwith great stats and make him your closer in the sim, for example. There are no pickups or drops during the season, so we need a deep draft to try and ensure enough innings pitched and plate appearances for all positions due to injury, benching, demotion, etc.24 teams is just one of the standard league configurations, but it's the one that we use the most, 6 divisions of 4 teams eachThis our 3rd foray into this, and, I have to say, it is a lot of fun to track during the season, seeing how your lineup and pitching staff are shaping upTRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
In the simulation league, you play out games based on player seasonal stats that effectively represent probabilities in the simulation engine. I think this is a head-to-head format, so the sim engine will pair up teams according to a (presumably) 162 game schedule and simulate in-game events. At What If Sports you can do a "sim live" where you can manage certain things like pitching matchups and lineup changes, but most of the games are just run by the computer. It's just a different take on the fantasy idea since you are drafting without knowing how players will fare in the new season, and results aren't strictly tied to exact stats they accumulated over the season. There's a bit of an art to assigning probabilities based on player stats, but it seems to be pretty realistic.So what is a sim? I know it stands for simulated, but why would you draft for a sim based on stats that haven't happened yet, rather than just play a regular league while it is going on.I finally asked. They are drafting teams for a sim that will run after this season is in the books. I have no idea why they need 50 teams and 100 rounds, though.TRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
Just a different way of approaching things. While roto baseball is fun, we all know the ways in which it perverts actual value (overrating saves and steals, defense not mattering, etc) We had done some 15 or so historical sims when we thought it would be interesting to apply it to the upcoming season, trying to predict performance (as you would with normal roto leagues), but with adding the SIM emphasis on baseline statistical performance (Sabermetic stuff, mainly) and defense to the equationSo what is a sim? I know it stands for simulated, but why would you draft for a sim based on stats that haven't happened yet, rather than just play a regular league while it is going on.I finally asked. They are drafting teams for a sim that will run after this season is in the books. I have no idea why they need 50 teams and 100 rounds, though.TRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
I listen to a few fantasy baseball podcasts, and sim league stuff is rarely even acknowledged. I think uberdork Tristan Cockcroft talks it up a fair amount.Sim leagues seem like fantasy baseball for people that don't think fantasy baseball is quite nerdy enough
I follow all this, but how could a lefty specialist end up just as valuable as a closer? Are saves just discounted entirely? And how can ERA not be important? Is it because the stats tracked make the shorthand of ERA unnecessary/redundant?It's essentially a 2013 roto draft, but the league is played out after the season on WhatIfSports based on eventual 2013 statistical performance. Defense therefore matters. Conversely, things like saves or even ERA don't matter in of themselves. You could take a 40IP leftyspecialistwith great stats and make him your closer in the sim, for example. There are no pickups or drops during the season, so we need a deep draft to try and ensure enough innings pitched and plate appearances for all positions due to injury, benching, demotion, etc.24 teams is just one of the standard league configurations, but it's the one that we use the most, 6 divisions of 4 teams eachThis our 3rd foray into this, and, I have to say, it is a lot of fun to track during the season, seeing how your lineup and pitching staff are shaping upTRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
I think the idea is that that sim doesn't take saves into account as far as value, it just looks at raw k, bb, HR ratios.I follow all this, but how could a lefty specialist end up just as valuable as a closer? Are saves just discounted entirely? And how can ERA not be important? Is it because the stats tracked make the shorthand of ERA unnecessary/redundant?It's essentially a 2013 roto draft, but the league is played out after the season on WhatIfSports based on eventual 2013 statistical performance. Defense therefore matters. Conversely, things like saves or even ERA don't matter in of themselves. You could take a 40IP leftyspecialistwith great stats and make him your closer in the sim, for example. There are no pickups or drops during the season, so we need a deep draft to try and ensure enough innings pitched and plate appearances for all positions due to injury, benching, demotion, etc.24 teams is just one of the standard league configurations, but it's the one that we use the most, 6 divisions of 4 teams eachThis our 3rd foray into this, and, I have to say, it is a lot of fun to track during the season, seeing how your lineup and pitching staff are shaping upTRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
The sim engine creates a performance profile based on stats like H/9, K/9, K/BB, etc. rather than outcomes like wins, losses, saves, and blown saves. If you plug a non-save guy into your roster and he's used in a save situation, the sim engine doesn't care if he accumulated a ton of saves during the season or not. All it does is use the algorithm to calculate outcomes based on the matchup.These sim sites don't state exactly how their algorithms work, so there is a bit of a mystery as to how stats translate into sim performance. Things like ERA and WHIP (or more advanced stats like ERC, ERA+, FIP, etc.) likely have some correlation with how the sim determines performance, but it's not known exactly how the programmers have built the algorithm. In my experience, certain normalized metrics help more than others. Just looking at ERA isn't going to do much. Wins, losses, and saves have essentially no value at all in determining sim performance.I follow all this, but how could a lefty specialist end up just as valuable as a closer? Are saves just discounted entirely? And how can ERA not be important? Is it because the stats tracked make the shorthand of ERA unnecessary/redundant?It's essentially a 2013 roto draft, but the league is played out after the season on WhatIfSports based on eventual 2013 statistical performance. Defense therefore matters. Conversely, things like saves or even ERA don't matter in of themselves. You could take a 40IP leftyspecialistwith great stats and make him your closer in the sim, for example. There are no pickups or drops during the season, so we need a deep draft to try and ensure enough innings pitched and plate appearances for all positions due to injury, benching, demotion, etc.24 teams is just one of the standard league configurations, but it's the one that we use the most, 6 divisions of 4 teams eachThis our 3rd foray into this, and, I have to say, it is a lot of fun to track during the season, seeing how your lineup and pitching staff are shaping upTRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
No.Jesus, is Mr. Pickles ever not on the internet?
I shouldn't say that ERA isn't important at all, just that it's more of a byproduct of other things than something you are actually trying to "score" with as a category, the way you do with normal rotoIt's the same with saves. In a roto scoring league you are trying to aggregate saves as it is a scoring category, but the "save" in of itself is a pretty arbitrary creation.I follow all this, but how could a lefty specialist end up just as valuable as a closer? Are saves just discounted entirely? And how can ERA not be important? Is it because the stats tracked make the shorthand of ERA unnecessary/redundant?It's essentially a 2013 roto draft, but the league is played out after the season on WhatIfSports based on eventual 2013 statistical performance. Defense therefore matters. Conversely, things like saves or even ERA don't matter in of themselves. You could take a 40IP leftyspecialistwith great stats and make him your closer in the sim, for example. There are no pickups or drops during the season, so we need a deep draft to try and ensure enough innings pitched and plate appearances for all positions due to injury, benching, demotion, etc.TRE/TU/Bogart, what is going on in that WIS draft thread? 24 teams and 45 rounds? What kind of league is it?
24 teams is just one of the standard league configurations, but it's the one that we use the most, 6 divisions of 4 teams each
This our 3rd foray into this, and, I have to say, it is a lot of fun to track during the season, seeing how your lineup and pitching staff are shaping up
Euphemism?Making hot sausage sandwiches at 4am. This is normal, right?
It will be when I'm done eating.Euphemism?Making hot sausage sandwiches at 4am. This is normal, right?
