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Odds Chelsea the Lawyer gets a reality TV show offer in the next 6 months? 2 to 1.

ETA: Also I'm sure some of her rambling is legit, but her FB posts read a lot like His Grand PooBa Craziness Who Sometimes Wanders Into The GMTAN.

 
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If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Do I have to be a UT Grad to join and migrate over to this Shaggybevo site? I'm a legacy. Daddy needs a new home.
All types are welcome. Interesting development this week is that some of the longtime members have been talking about a grassroots effort to go after some Board of Regents members that seem determined to make UT a diploma mill. A story about the effort ended up in one of the local political rags. Magically, a copyright infrigement letter from UT appeared shortly thereafter, despite the fact that the site has peacefully existed for years.
 
Didn't we cover the other day what was and was not an "upper decker".

We do need a term for the above-the-waterline deposit. May I propose "beachcomber"?

 
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Ummm, we have a FBG and very occasional GMTANer who very well might know her...
Biblically?

Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:

Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.

Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas

Me - What. The. $#@!.

Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?

more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?

Him - All the above.

Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met

Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.

edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is worthy.
 
Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in DallasMe - What. The. $#@!.Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?Him - All the above.Him- She is the craziest person I have ever metHim- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is worthy.
So a woman with a law degree, who posts openly on the internet and can file lawsuits at will, was a sex slave?

Why do I suspect she wasn't the 'locked up in a Thai hotel room' kind of sex slave, but the 'pulling thousands working 9 to 5 dressed in a leather bodice with a whip in a high class Manhattan fetish den' type.

 
Can I get some GMTAN help for a good cause? GB of mine is working on a program to provide art education for school-age kids in his community (Batavia, IL). State Farm is running a competition where the top 40 vote-getting proposals get funding. Link, and TIA for your support.

 
Can I get some GMTAN help for a good cause? GB of mine is working on a program to provide art education for school-age kids in his community (Batavia, IL). State Farm is running a competition where the top 40 vote-getting proposals get funding. Link, and TIA for your support.
I couldn't figure it out.

 
Can I get some GMTAN help for a good cause? GB of mine is working on a program to provide art education for school-age kids in his community (Batavia, IL). State Farm is running a competition where the top 40 vote-getting proposals get funding. Link, and TIA for your support.
I couldn't figure it out.
I can't bring it up at work (FB blocked), but try this - if yousee a US map, select Illinois from the state list, and look for the "Art Flow" project. Was hoping the original link would go directly to it but maybe not.

 
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Wow, she is certifiable!

https://www.facebook.com/Chezler

 
So there are grown men that still watch wrestling? Really?
:goodposting: I thought it was idiotic as a kid. I remember some Little League teammates arguing over whether it was "real", so I gave it 20 minutes and thought it was horrible comic opera and never again watched.
I'm with you guys. I've always been in the minority, never really got into it. I have friends in their late 20's that still go to the huge wrestlemania events when they roll through town. I don't understand it.
 
So there are grown men that still watch wrestling? Really?
:goodposting: I thought it was idiotic as a kid. I remember some Little League teammates arguing over whether it was "real", so I gave it 20 minutes and thought it was horrible comic opera and never again watched.
I'm with you guys. I've always been in the minority, never really got into it. I have friends in their late 20's that still go to the huge wrestlemania events when they roll through town. I don't understand it.
I have friends who do this too, but they made the ironic turn with the "sport." They loved it as kids, idolizing Hogan, Rick Flair, etc., then wrestling admitted it was fake right around the time they realized it was stupid....but they continued watching anyway. Only now they drink beers and laugh at the carnival nonsense.

Don't get me wrong: I don't get it at all. Ironic or not, it's still a really bad male soap opera. I will say my friends' commentary is pretty funny -- they're way more entertaining than the garbage they watch.

 
Pretty sure this unsure emoticon is really a :####mypantsemoticon:
To the HGH adrenal freak at the gym who just walked into the bathroom after I laid a nasty smelling liquid upperdecker - HAHA!

:unsure: <- me laying the upperdecker.
It's just a stinky dump, not an upper decker. Get it through your head.
Yea, see, here's the problem: I MEANT an upperdecker that time. What would you look like with your @$$ squatting over the top tank pinching a loaf?

:unsure:

 
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Wow, she is certifiable!

https://www.facebook.com/Chezler
Completely bonkers.

Her own father filed a suit against her. Highlights...

1. Chelsea showed up before her dad was to have surgery and badgered the anesthesiologist and general surgeon into not doing surgery because "she sues doctors for a living"

2. Showed up at his wedding to his new wife drunk and would not leave

3. Called the cops on his new wife and said she was poisoning her father - so 3 police cars showed up at thier house

4. Threatened to kill her father

5. Threatened to commit her father into a mental institution

6. Harassed via text, email, and phone

7. Called his salesman for his business and forced (frightened?) him into quitting
 
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Do I have to be a UT Grad to join and migrate over to this Shaggybevo site? I'm a legacy. Daddy needs a new home.
All types are welcome. Interesting development this week is that some of the longtime members have been talking about a grassroots effort to go after some Board of Regents members that seem determined to make UT a diploma mill. A story about the effort ended up in one of the local political rags. Magically, a copyright infrigement letter from UT appeared shortly thereafter, despite the fact that the site has peacefully existed for years.
It's always amazing to me how much crossover in board slang and humor exists on boards that are incongruent with one another. Reading that was like going to Gary's Old Town Tavern in Boston after hanging out at Cheers for years and years, only to find similar characters, inside jokes and decor.

Anyhow, I was highly entertained. Is the username "Mineral Galaise" taken?

 
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Wow, she is certifiable!

https://www.facebook.com/Chezler
We have 1 mutual friend. *UNSURE*

 
General Malaise said:
T Bell said:
krista4 said:
bentley said:
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Wow, she is certifiable!

https://www.facebook.com/Chezler
We have 1 mutual friend. *UNSURE*
She has not accepted my friend request. :(

 
General Malaise said:
T Bell said:
krista4 said:
bentley said:
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Wow, she is certifiable!

https://www.facebook.com/Chezler
We have 1 mutual friend. *UNSURE*
I know one or two guys from a FF league I was in, made up mostly of TX-based friends-of-friends, for like 15 years who work or worked at Baker Botts. I'm thinking about shooting an email to them about her.

 
General Malaise said:
bentley said:
General Malaise said:
bentley said:
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Do I have to be a UT Grad to join and migrate over to this Shaggybevo site? I'm a legacy. Daddy needs a new home.
All types are welcome. Interesting development this week is that some of the longtime members have been talking about a grassroots effort to go after some Board of Regents members that seem determined to make UT a diploma mill. A story about the effort ended up in one of the local political rags. Magically, a copyright infrigement letter from UT appeared shortly thereafter, despite the fact that the site has peacefully existed for years.
It's always amazing to me how much crossover in board slang and humor exists on boards that are incongruent with one another. Reading that was like going to Gary's Old Town Tavern in Boston after hanging out at Cheers for years and years, only to find similar characters, inside jokes and decor.

Anyhow, I was highly entertained. Is the username "Mineral Galaise" taken?
Say hi to Ruffian for me.

 
T Bell said:
krista4 said:
bentley said:
If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.
Totally in.
Wow, she is certifiable!

https://www.facebook.com/Chezler
And once again, the magic pyramid is proven so, so right.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XtFkwq8ZSHA/T0LPpObci6I/AAAAAAAAAN0/nEVYYDVFMTQ/s1600/Perfect_Pyramid.jpg

 
General Malaise said:
I AM ON A ROLL TODAY, BABY! BOOOOOOOOOOO YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Where's JoeT....I'm on fire!
You are on a roll.What was the joint you recommended dining at at dfw airport? Hopefully in terminal d?
 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Britney Spears said:
Haven't had any weather outages from my directv service in years and the Genie is the best thing ever
Explain the genie to me.
It's like a DVR on steroids. Can record up to 5 live shows at once, can get picture in picture, and has a ton of storage space. The Genie DVR in my living room is also connected with the HD DVR in my bedroom via wi-fi network so can watch shows on either tv.
I am curious about the "no wires" shtick.I don't have a DVR.
Do you know how the internet works?
Yeah just go to google and type in something.
 
Disco Stu said:
I really want to sex this woman.
She would be an epic bang...

...and then an epic stalker.
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.

After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul... :scared:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg

why can't I change the text of the links I add?

 
General Malaise said:
I AM ON A ROLL TODAY, BABY! BOOOOOOOOOOO YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Where's JoeT....I'm on fire!
You are on a roll.What was the joint you recommended dining at at dfw airport? Hopefully in terminal d?
Reata Grill, which is terminal B in the upper concourse area next to III Forks. Tamales were great.

I think D is a hellhole which operates a lot of AA Eagle flights. Those all suck balls. Enjoy Chilis Too?

 

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