Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:
Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.
Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas
Me - What. The. $#@!.
Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?
more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?
Him - All the above.
Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met
Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.
edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is worthy.